The San Fernando Valley is just a little bit safer today after police nabbed drunken driver David Hasselhoff this weekend in Encino. Apparently, KITT was sleeping at the wheel as Michael Knight guided his vehicle towards imminent destruction. The beloved actor (in Germany) has been charged with a DUI and hopefully illegal use of leather pants. TVgasm conspiracy theorists like to think this brush with the law was intentional. After all, the Baywatch honcho needs a little street cred now that he's putting out a rap album with producer Ice-T. Word up, Hasselhoff. Just don't get slapped with a DWB.

For more details, check out the Reuters article here, courtesy of Yahoo! News.