Apparently third string quarterback Jesse Palmer chose similarly named Jessica to be his girlfriend on The Bachelor. Doesn't she realize he's on the verge of being cut by the Giants? Probably not. And doesn't Jesse realize that in this age of Bennifer mish-mashes, Jesseca just isn't that fun. I suppose there's Jessicasse. Eh... And on American Idol, the apple of Hawaii's eye, Jasmine Trias, has been told by the rest of America "We don't like you enough." Since none of us at TVgasm watch these shows, we'll just sit back and let you do the talking.

Is that the sound of a cricket chirping?

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