Lifestyles of The Rich and the Famous - 
by B-Side
Ever wonder what Mischa Barton's ex-boyfriend Brandon Davis is up to lately? Me neither. But he found his way into the spotlight by bashing Lindsay Lohan to the paparazzi Tuesday night. The oil company heir mouthed off in a drunken and effeminate fashion, repeatedly calling Lohan a "fire crotch" with "freckles coming out of her vagina." To be fair, the real reason Brandon Davis is in the news isn't because people actually care about what he thinks about anything. It's more because Paris Hilton stood by his side and laughed along, quietly assenting to this unjust Lohan taunting! So there you have it! Paris Hilton does not intervene in Lindsay Lohan bashing! Either that or she was so high on who knows what that even the road signs seemed hilarious to her.
Anyway, TMZ has the full video, and believe me, it's worth it. My favorite quote is when Brandon Davis states, "I think [Lohan's] worth 7 million, which means she's really poor."
Check out all the dumb shenanigans here. And check out this update on the situation from Defamer.



Comments
Ugh, I saw this earlier on all the gossip sites. What's even more ridiculous is that he made some dumbass comment about Wilmer Valderrama being in a mariachi band or something but stopped being friends with Paris when there were rumours of tapes showing her using racial slurs. She denied it and he said that she was lying and used them all the time and said shit about Jews and it offended him because he was Jewish. Looks like he got over that real fast.
Posted by: JerseyGirl
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May 17, 2006 5:11 PM(#1 of 20)
seriously, how old are these brats? 25? it's a damn shame when people that are older than me act 10 years younger. not only can't money buy class, it also can't buy a clue.
oh, and brandon davis' "jokes"- HILarious. and by "hilarious," i mean "as funny as getting punched in the face"
Posted by: anonym.
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May 17, 2006 5:11 PM(#2 of 20)
Wow- what a fucking asshole. I am not a Lyndsey Lohan fan, but If I were her, I would find a way to sue the shit out of that little prick. And Paris Hilton is thee most classless, untalented starlet in Hollywood. Don't these assholes no that NO ONE likes them????
Posted by: derder
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May 17, 2006 5:47 PM(#3 of 20)
Paris Hilton needs to drop off the face of the earth. She has a lot of nerve laughing at jokes about other people's vaginas! What about all that time she spent feeling sorry for herself because people were joking about hers?
Brandon's comments about Lindsey being poor because she's only worth 7 million - pure class.
All I can say is that Karma's a bitch. And so, apparently, is Paris Hilton.
Posted by: Pie
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May 17, 2006 7:43 PM(#4 of 20)
classy. if only cheney would invite the two of them hunting.
Posted by: copygodd
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May 17, 2006 8:56 PM(#5 of 20)
I love how the commerical before the vid is the three little ballerinas eating Oreos. Maybe Oreo should rethink what they sponsor...
Posted by: IHeartTV
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May 18, 2006 2:39 AM(#6 of 20)
I wish people would quit listening to anything Paris has to say. She's only in the spotlight cause OF HER vagina! She has no talent, and is only famous because of her last name. She has no class. Neither do any of the people she seems to hang out with! Good riddance to when people stop giving her the time of day!
Posted by: alienlips
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May 18, 2006 4:59 AM(#7 of 20)
Money does not buy class. Breeding will tell, as my beloved grandmother used to say.
Why is this Brandon asshole famous? Oh that's right, he's not! Too ironic that it was the pussy o' Paris that made her a household name. Pot v. Kettle, anyone? Brandon talking for Paris....children please!
Posted by: lynturn
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May 18, 2006 6:12 AM(#8 of 20)
All I can say is that Vince Vaughn has some SERIOUS competition in the "Impressive Facial Bloat and General Puffiness" category.
Also, LA could solve its budget problems by just having CHP officers follow Hilton and her crew, then hit them with traffic tickets the minute they start driving. Did you see her peel out of there at the end of the clip? Goddam, she had to be doing 75 at least.
Posted by: Dave J.
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May 18, 2006 8:34 AM(#9 of 20)
what a douchebag. who is this guy anyway? and what is the obsession with these assholes, paris hilton et al?
AS A FIRECROTCH MYSELF I SAY DAMN YOU, BRANDON DAVIS! it ain't easy being orange.
Posted by: goodjobben
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May 18, 2006 2:59 PM(#10 of 20)
You go goodjobben,
Red on the Head, Fire in the Hole.
And I have heard that the boys love that! (FYI- I am a blonde).
Posted by: derder
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May 18, 2006 3:35 PM(#11 of 20)
Not a fan of La Lohan, but all this hole chat makes me want to comment. I do love how every teen celeb/whore/debutante is fighting with her at one time or another. I love it.
Paris is a walking veneral disease. She is one of the top 10 most wanted at the center for disease control.
I find it hysterical that these 2 imbeciles were followed and filmed? Odd. You'd think Paris was about to flash her worn out nasty std ridden hole, again (and again).
Maybe I should change my name to LindsaysRedHole? Hmmm........
KH
Posted by: KatiesHole
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May 18, 2006 3:53 PM(#12 of 20)
Just thought I would post some links to some funny responses to davis and hilton, in case any of you hadn't seen them.
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2728357?pg=latest&htv=12
http://tmz.aol.com/article2/_a/the-brandon-hate-video-expert-analysis/20060518133709990001
Posted by: addicted
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May 18, 2006 4:26 PM(#13 of 20)
These are those horrid brats in high school who are not that cute, not at all smart, but somehow remain "popular" due mostly to their sheer, frightening ability to rip other people to pieces at will (and assuage their own boundless insecurity). Except it's worse here, because these two are old enough to know better. Someday people will quit filming them, quit photographing them, and let them sink into their own ignorant oblivion.
Posted by: tvtvtv
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May 18, 2006 5:50 PM(#14 of 20)
haha, thanks derder, but i'm a guy; i haven't met too many girls with a thing for firecrotches, though have dated a couple... you know what they say, once you go red you don't go back.
did anyone see the south park episode "ginger kids"? i think its time for a red-head uprising against this prick, are there any other gingers out there with me?
we at least need a red-headed jesse jackson to combat these words of hate.
Posted by: goodjobben
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May 18, 2006 6:13 PM(#15 of 20)
i'm with you, goodjobben. even though i'm only half-ginger. as for which half, i'll leave that up to y'all's imagination ...
Posted by: copygodd
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May 18, 2006 8:57 PM(#16 of 20)
anyone else thinks that in that picture he looks like the asshole manager in grey's anatomy last week?
Posted by: aidde
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May 18, 2006 11:52 PM(#17 of 20)
I'm a natural redhead myself, and if that means that Brandon Davis does NOT want to sleep with me, well, then I guess that's just a sacrifice I'll have to make.
Posted by: Lisa
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May 19, 2006 9:27 AM(#18 of 20)
Those girls at Go Fug Yourself are wicked funny and I agree with them. BD looks like an oily POS.
I'm no great fan of La Lohan either, but she doesn't deserve that kind of abuse. I am waiting for Paris to perish in a club fire set by Nicole Ritchie and Kimberly Stewart.
Posted by: msCCRN
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May 19, 2006 10:01 AM(#19 of 20)
OR, she could get religion and become born again when she gets the sign from the BURNING BUSH (ok that was bad...)
Posted by: msCCRN
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May 19, 2006 10:12 AM(#20 of 20)