Newsgasm: Hit Me Baby One More Time (With Divorce Papers) - 
by B-Side
It's official! According to TMZ.com, Britney Spears has filed for divorce from Chaotic co-star/luminary Kevin Federline. No word on the details, but I think we can all assume that K-Fed's record sales were just too impressive for one woman to bear. More as the story develops... [TMZ]




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Someone, somewhere owes me $100.
Posted by: nate
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November 7, 2006 1:33 PM(#1 of 16)
Is nothing sacred???!?!? Theirs was a love that was supposed to last. Now what the hell am I going to do with my "Brit Loves K-Fed 4EVR" tattoo?
Posted by: HicksPub
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November 7, 2006 1:33 PM(#2 of 16)
That fifteen minutes i spent watching the first episode of chaotic seems even more wasted now....
Posted by: Leah3t
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November 7, 2006 1:36 PM(#3 of 16)
I can't believe this is true. I just saw Kevin on Saturday at his concert. Today is a sad day.
Now I have to sell my video and pictures of the concert. Kevin's spiral downhill...the finale days =(
Posted by: mellymel
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November 7, 2006 1:49 PM(#4 of 16)
I hope this bump in the road doesn't hinder his WWE appearances....'cause we all know you've made it when Vince McMahon is calling, just ask Nick & Aaron Carter & that douchebag Mike from RW Back 2 NY and every MTV RR/RW Challenge ever made.
Posted by: fulfill_the_dream_78
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November 7, 2006 1:57 PM(#5 of 16)
Why do I think that somewhere out there is some unfortunate woman who's going to be having his fifth baby sometime soon? I think Brit just married him because she knew he was fertile and now that she's got her two kids.... it's bye bye.
Posted by: murphena
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November 7, 2006 2:09 PM(#6 of 16)
I wondered how long it would be before Brandine divorced Cletus...
Posted by: Ubiquitous
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November 7, 2006 2:37 PM(#7 of 16)
This just proves that bad things happen to people that I dress up as for Halloween.
Posted by: JohnEDowney
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November 7, 2006 2:50 PM(#8 of 16)
Wow, when I first saw this I was like "no way in hell did anyone answer my prayers" but it's true. Good Riddance man, now brit brit can go back to being the cockteasing whore who stuffs her face with cheetos that we all love.
Posted by: askingautumn
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November 7, 2006 3:12 PM(#9 of 16)
Nothing's Shocking.
Posted by: damn_gina
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November 7, 2006 3:23 PM(#10 of 16)
The worst part of this is that now we will be subjected to much more publicity about her because all the entertainment outlets will want to talk about who she is rumored to be dating. Like we've had to endure with Jessica Simpson.
Posted by: suebee
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November 8, 2006 5:37 AM(#11 of 16)
by the way, nice pic of Brit's rack!
Posted by: fulfill_the_dream_78
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November 8, 2006 6:28 AM(#12 of 16)
With all the craziness in the world - AND the fact that yesterday was Election Day - did this REALLY warrant a "Breaking News" headline banner on cnn.com yesterday???
Posted by: mandymax
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November 8, 2006 8:29 AM(#13 of 16)
oh, god, suebee (#11) -- you're right!
and I was already sooooooo depressed about their SHOCKING breakup!
Posted by: Donna Martin Graduates!
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November 8, 2006 12:50 PM(#14 of 16)
K-Fed is now K-Fucked, and will now be shopping for his clothes at (where else) K-Mart!
Posted by: alienlips
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November 9, 2006 7:18 AM(#15 of 16)
I rather liked the nominclature "Fed-ex" myself.
Posted by: Ubiquitous
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November 9, 2006 12:31 PM(#16 of 16)