By EdHill

I have to admit: I haven't been watching Brat Camp at all this summer. I mean, with 3 hours a week of Big Brother and the live feeds on top of that, there's only so many hours in a day. But when you're offered a guest spot on TVgasm by the enigmatic B-Side himself (I like to think of him as my own personal Robin Masters, with me his Thomas Magnum), you don't say no. So I fired up the trusty TiVo and gave it a shot. And it's not that bad. Think Celebrity Boot Camp with less Lorenzo Lamas. If you haven't read last week's recap, in a nutshell they send 9 troubled teens to go out to the wilds of Oregon to hopefully learn something about themselves and change their destructive behavior. How destructive? Well thankfully ABC decided to boil down these kids' complex and troubled personalities to a phrase small enough so it can fit in a nice tidy onscreen graphic. Hence we have the "Angry Punk" and the " Hostile Outcast," or my personal favorite for its sheer randomness, Nick who is "Tried to Stab Twin." You would think "Has Anger Issues" would've worked just as well, but OK (And in his defense, this is his twin).