These Boobs Are Made for Talkin' - 
by J-Unit
TVgasm would like to introduce you to a new section of TVgasm dedicated to our readers. It's called "Ask TVgasm" and it will feature questions that you ask and we answer. Since we haven't had time to solicit any questions, we have decided to take the easy route and answer the question that has been on the minds of many people this year "Are Lindsay Lohan's Boobs Real or Fake?"
Now, I know what you are saying. This case has been closed a long time ago. Lindsay was featured on Awful Plastic Surgery as definitive a source on the trials and tribulations of celebrity plastic surgery as there is on the net. And OMFG did you see the picture of her in that tanktop? We here at TVgasm are not convinced by some anecdotal evidence here or there. And even if you aren't interested in anything we have to say, at least we have collected a nice assortment of Lindsay pictures for you to enjoy. (Sorry, we don't have the nipple shots. Or at least we aren't sharing them with you.)
I will admit that I saw those now famous pictures of Ms. Lohan, and it was almost laughable to me for anybody to think she had not been augmented. After some time, and many, many more cleavage shots since those first pictures, I started to form some doubts. Now perhaps I don't have definitive evidence to completely rule out the possibility of a Lindsay Lohan boob job, but I think that I can come up with enough of a case to cast some serious doubt on those people who believe Lindsay has been stuffed chock full o' silicone.
The big hubub started this year, as people noted that Lindsay seemed to blow-up sometime between the end of Freaky Friday and the beginning of Mean Girls. She was innocent Disney skater punk in one minute and then when we turn our heads and we get this. Some laugh at how such a dramatic change could happen in less than a year. People forget, however, that movies are not released one week after they are finished filming. Freaky Friday began shooting in early October of 2002. The Mean Girls New York premiere was April 23, 2004. That is a span of nearly nineteen months, almost 80 weeks. Enough time to get pregnant and have a baby - twice!
There are still skeptics out there, of course. After all, 80 weeks is also plenty of time to get some new tits. Well, not exactly. From late May of 2003 until now, Lindsay's schedule has been full of public appearances and movie shoots. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen was shot for two months during the summer of 2003. Mean Girls was filmed a few months later that same year. Considering even the best of breast surgeries requires healing time of 2-4 weeks, there really is a preciously small window of time that Lindsay could have had her work done.
All of this talk assumes that her boobs were not that big in the first place. This is hard to prove because there are very few pictures of her strutting around in wife beaters and tube tops when she was fifteen or sixteen. The pictures we do have show that Lindsay has been working with more than mosquito bites for a while now.
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