TVgasm would like to introduce you to a new section of TVgasm dedicated to our readers. It's called "Ask TVgasm" and it will feature questions that you ask and we answer. Since we haven't had time to solicit any questions, we have decided to take the easy route and answer the question that has been on the minds of many people this year "Are Lindsay Lohan's Boobs Real or Fake?"
Now, I know what you are saying. This case has been closed a long time ago. Lindsay was featured on Awful Plastic Surgery as definitive a source on the trials and tribulations of celebrity plastic surgery as there is on the net. And OMFG did you see the picture of her in that tanktop? We here at TVgasm are not convinced by some anecdotal evidence here or there. And even if you aren't interested in anything we have to say, at least we have collected a nice assortment of Lindsay pictures for you to enjoy. (Sorry, we don't have the nipple shots. Or at least we aren't sharing them with you.)
I will admit that I saw those now famous pictures of Ms. Lohan, and it was almost laughable to me for anybody to think she had not been augmented. After some time, and many, many more cleavage shots since those first pictures, I started to form some doubts. Now perhaps I don't have definitive evidence to completely rule out the possibility of a Lindsay Lohan boob job, but I think that I can come up with enough of a case to cast some serious doubt on those people who believe Lindsay has been stuffed chock full o' silicone.
The big hubub started this year, as people noted that Lindsay seemed to blow-up sometime between the end of Freaky Friday and the beginning of Mean Girls. She was innocent Disney skater punk in one minute and then when we turn our heads and we get this. Some laugh at how such a dramatic change could happen in less than a year. People forget, however, that movies are not released one week after they are finished filming. Freaky Friday began shooting in early October of 2002. The Mean Girls New York premiere was April 23, 2004. That is a span of nearly nineteen months, almost 80 weeks. Enough time to get pregnant and have a baby - twice!
There are still skeptics out there, of course. After all, 80 weeks is also plenty of time to get some new tits. Well, not exactly. From late May of 2003 until now, Lindsay's schedule has been full of public appearances and movie shoots. Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen was shot for two months during the summer of 2003. Mean Girls was filmed a few months later that same year. Considering even the best of breast surgeries requires healing time of 2-4 weeks, there really is a preciously small window of time that Lindsay could have had her work done.
All of this talk assumes that her boobs were not that big in the first place. This is hard to prove because there are very few pictures of her strutting around in wife beaters and tube tops when she was fifteen or sixteen. The pictures we do have show that Lindsay has been working with more than mosquito bites for a while now.
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The pictures above, from left to right, show Lindsay as she ages through the public eye. The Treasure Planet premiere is picture 1, and we can see Lindsay is on the tail end of the Avril Lavigne thing, with the jeans, white t-shirt and scarf. We can see that even in November 2002, she had at least a B cup, and probably already was in the Cs at Victoria's Secret. The Santa Clause 2 premiere is the second picture, and although she is still pretty much covered up, she does have a skirt and swaps the tee for a tank. The next picture is six months later at the MTV VMA awards. She is still none to risque for the most part, but we see that she is starting to show some cleavage(and since she was still young, we forgive her for the the hair). The next two are from the Freaky Friday premiere. She is showing off much more leg, and is letting a little cleavage peek out, but at only a little over 17 is still keeping the girls in check with plenty of support from that black bra.
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Comments (23)
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/blog/2004/05/lindsay-lohans-breast-implants-lindsay.html
That could be photo-shopped though, I'm not really sure. Also, an US weekly from sometime last months shows a picture of her in April, then another in May (about 2 weeks apart). She seems to have grown 2 cup sizes in 2 weeks. Now THAT's talent...
1 of 23 | Posted by RaraAvis | Posted on June 23, 2004 2:30 PM
Rara,
I saw that link as well. The pictures listed supposedly show a scar, but the scar "tissue" is not obvious, and the same scar is not visible in other pictures before that one. Besides that, there are 3 other places where the incisions can be made for breast implants.
As for US Weekly, clothing worn plays too much of a factor in how busty you look. As the last pictures in my article show, the shape of your top can alter the way the size of your breasts.
If anybody has scans of that US Weekly shot, I'd love to have them and would post them here.
2 of 23 | Posted by J-Unit | Posted on June 23, 2004 2:44 PM
Christ, you obviously don't know much about female development. Apart from that, the 2004 boobs are clearly fake-looking- real boobs are like a bottom-heavy ellipse; hers are too circular and they are as big on the top half as on the bottom.
3 of 23 | Posted by look again | Posted on June 23, 2004 4:12 PM
I don't know. Those Mean Girls pictures are pretty hard to deny. I think they might be real.
4 of 23 | Posted by B-Side | Posted on June 23, 2004 5:04 PM
It's obvious that she got the implants between Dec 2002 and June 2003.. just look at the pics.
5 of 23 | Posted by lisa | Posted on June 23, 2004 8:08 PM
I'm with J-Unit on this one. It's impossible to say they're definately real but over the last 2 years she's been of that age where young women naturally develop. Combined with push up bras and the like, you can see how you'd get 2 drastically different before & after pictures.
6 of 23 | Posted by theaardvark | Posted on June 24, 2004 6:37 AM
I could spot some photoshop work done on that tank top pic. Cut her some slack. Perhaps her breasts have developed? And what with the maximiser? It's possible the only job done to her chest is a photoshop-job.
7 of 23 | Posted by tephanie | Posted on June 24, 2004 7:31 AM
Also, depending on where in her cycle a female is, breast size can DEFINITELY fluctuate. A lot.
8 of 23 | Posted by Jenn | Posted on June 24, 2004 8:56 AM
Maybe she's on the pill... that's been known to add a cup size
9 of 23 | Posted by TM | Posted on June 24, 2004 9:20 AM
they're real. she's 17, for god's sake. and she never needed implants to begin with -- why the hell would she get them? she's had pretty big boobs the whole time she's been in the pubic eye. she's just growing; maturing, as the adolescent female tends to do.
10 of 23 | Posted by lulu | Posted on June 24, 2004 12:20 PM
oh, there's also a fascinating contraption called "the push-up bra" that can miraculously make one's breasts appear way larger, rounder, and cleavage-heavy. i think she's wearing a push-up bra in a bunch of these pics where her boobs are out to there.
11 of 23 | Posted by lulu | Posted on June 24, 2004 12:22 PM
True, a push-up bra can work miracles, but Lindsay isn't exactly known for actually *wearing* bras. In a lot of recent pictures, she's quite obviously *not* wearing a bra.
12 of 23 | Posted by RaraAvis | Posted on June 25, 2004 11:59 PM
lindsay lohan is a freckly fat fart from kmart and i dont care if she gets her boobs done she should just get that fat and all those freckles removvvved
13 of 23 | Posted by boooowap | Posted on June 28, 2004 9:26 PM
lindsey lohans boob crack is like a mile apart- normal peoples arent that heavy, photoshop couldnt even have done that! And, normal boobs don't suddenly go WOOSH wow grown 2 cup sizes without a boob job or other kinds ofpushup bras, like the "nu-bra"
14 of 23 | Posted by melody06 | Posted on June 29, 2004 8:00 AM
So what if she did get a boob job - there are very few celebrities who haven't had some kind of plastic surgery these days in Hollywood. People need to stop talking shit - come on, admit it, Lindsay Lohan is a very hot item, fake tits or not!!! I'm on her side.
15 of 23 | Posted by Chanel | Posted on July 3, 2004 12:07 AM
Lindsay Lohan is getting WAY too much attention for all of this... i mean the only thing she's famous for is the Hillary Duff feud (whatever it is I still dont know what the hell went on)and her boobs...... great job Lindsay you made it to Hollywood!!!.... all she needs is a couple more stupid songs, another bad movie and a drug habbit or eating disorder and she'll be like all the others.HORRYAY FOR HOLLYWOOD!
16 of 23 | Posted by jamie | Posted on July 4, 2004 1:56 PM
i think shes fat, too fat.and i think her boobs r real made from all her fat and from the pill she is on. she should stop wearing so much make up, shes a slut. hilary is wayyyyyyyyyy better... atleast shes not so skanky
17 of 23 | Posted by Mwah | Posted on July 4, 2004 5:15 PM
Lyndsey needs to get a bettr make up artist, true, and so what if her boobs are fake? She certainly has a lot of "confidence" with them now...so it could actually be a good thing. Anyways, I'm sure that everyone that is posting comments is a lot older than me and you people seriously need to learn to spell!
18 of 23 | Posted by gen | Posted on July 7, 2004 7:34 PM
I would have to say they're fake. If you look at the pictures from her ages of 14-18 then you're clearly see that she's moved up a great amount. First of all, her body frame is rather small, making her boobs look unproportional. I don't know a person that has a D cup, that is 110 pounds or so. Secondly, she is covering it up by saying "I just wear Victoria's Secret push up bras." Well, show me a picture where she is even wearing a bra? I've seen numerous pics of her without a bra and it's obvious because of her nipple slips. Well, now, give me a person who's boobs magically stay up without a bra? Lindsay's image is becoming more and more fake, she's tan, showing off boobs, partying, loads of make-up and then big boobs pop up out of nowhere. Put all of those together and it shows, Lindsay Lohans boobs=fake as shit.
19 of 23 | Posted by Tiffany | Posted on July 12, 2004 11:13 AM
You and Lindsay can deny it until youre blue in the face. They ARE NOT real. She went from nothing to at least a large C-cup. Sorry. Besides, they dont look real and jesus, just look at a profile shot of her breast, saline all the way..
20 of 23 | Posted by Dave | Posted on July 13, 2004 12:36 AM
Her boobs only look strange in the famous 'tank top picture' because she is walking. Boobs are made of fat, so they can move up and down and jiggle from side to side..!
21 of 23 | Posted by Dave Sivelle | Posted on July 13, 2004 4:56 AM
Either way I bet every single one of you would bend her over and do her in the ass if she was naked in front of you. I know I would. I would play with those boobies like there is no tomorrow too.
22 of 23 | Posted by TheNakedMan | Posted on July 16, 2004 12:48 PM
Hell yeah they're fake. Compare her boobs when she was in Freaky Friday and her current movie Mean Girls. How can you go up 2 cup sizes in just 2 years. It's just like the Britney Spears thing all over again.
The only way you can tell if she really had a boobs job she'd have to have no shirt or bra on and then examine her naked tits are see if they look like hard balloons and if she has scars. Duh!
23 of 23 | Posted by Joe | Posted on July 16, 2004 5:26 PM