Say what you will about Paris Hilton, but in the span of less than three years, she has become one of the most recognized faces in the United States, all without what most people would call a marketable talent. She's not a star athlete. She's not a celebrated actress or singer. It's probably safe to say she doesn't spend her free time working on cold fusion. The girl is attractive and has done modeling, but she has more presence than she has looks. No, she got to where she is by being thin and slutty, which is not the way I would choose to make a living, but people say that Paris is not an idiot and knows what she is doing, and she had to learn it from somewhere. That's the appeal of I Want to Be a Hilton, at least initially.
The premise (stop me if you've heard it before), is to take fourteen people who are not from the jet set crowd and teach them how to be, well, a Hilton. Basically, it's like a course on how to live when you worry all day about the money you're going to spend and none of the day worrying about how you are going to make that money. At the end, the winner gets a Manhattan suite and $250,000, plus enough social contacts to perhaps change your life forever.
I think one of the most important parts of any reality show is the casting, and from the first look of things, I Want to Be a Hilton does a great job at that. Everybody is so savvy these days, you really have to take care to find people who are real, and not wannabe actors looking for some face time. Granted, you do have to have a few of those types, because they make the show interesting, but overall, you want people who don't know what to expect and will give you natural reactions to situations. If you can find a bunch of people who are actually interested in the grand prize other than being on TV, that's an added bonus.
As the contestants arrive at Grand Central Terminal, we get a chance to learn a little bit about their backgrounds. Among them, we have a golf caddy, a plumber, a construction worker, a ranch hand, an interior designer, a Vegas showgirl. It didn't seem like all of them were devoid of the finer points of proper decorum, but when they were escorted to the Campbell Apartment for some hors d'oeuvres and cocktails, I was kind of shocked at the behavior. Call me old-fashioned, but if you are going to go on a show where you are learning the better parts of high society and know that whatever you are doing is being filmed, do you start slamming the drinks and scarfing the hors d'oeuvres? My guess is no, but our group did exactly that, not knowing that above them, watching everything they do, was Kathy Hilton.
When we first see Kathy Hilton on screen, it is kind of strange. Hilton is obviously a widely-known name, but outside of Paris and Nicky, you probably wouldn't notice one on the street unless they hit you with their Bentley. Therefore, it was a little hard to believe that everybody was in awe when they saw Kathy Hilton in the flesh. Seeing Kathy Hilton, you can see where her girls get their looks. For a woman of 46, she doesn't look that bad. You can tell she has had a plastic surgery or three, but it's actually pretty tasteful. Take a walk around Beverly Hills and you sill see the walking Frankensteins who look like they have had six or seven face lifts, a couple brow lifts, plenty of collagen injections, huge, almost alien-sized fake boobs, and enough Botox to last a lifetime. Really, they make Joan Rivers look fresh by comparison.
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Comments (16)
I had no intentions of watching yet another "reality show" ('till bb 6 starts anyway) but there was nothing else on,so after channel surfing I gave it a shot.It was better than I expected and I'll tune in again next week.As for "The Cut",I'm afraid it,and the lousy reality rip off themes,went out of style after the first show.Sorry Tommy,take to the runway.....
1 of 16 | Posted by Brian | Posted on June 26, 2005 9:02 PM
I am so glad you decided to do a recap of this show. I love cheesy reality shows.The asian chick who broke out in song was priceless.
2 of 16 | Posted by runswithscissors | Posted on June 26, 2005 10:19 PM
My favorite part was when Yvette talked about what killer legs she had and the camera panned back to show those gams, which were covered in a series of unfortunate razor nicks. Bet that's a turn-on!
3 of 16 | Posted by Megan | Posted on June 26, 2005 10:28 PM
I am rooting for Latricia and Yvette. All of us watching at my house thought Ann should have been eliminated because of the singing.
Did anyone notice that at the dinner party celebrating making the top thirteen that Kathy held the glass of wine from the bowl after the contestants learned to hold it by the stem. lol.
4 of 16 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 27, 2005 4:21 AM
Nononononononononononon (last one is for Alain). This one ranks with Hilfiger's, which is to say...SUCKS! What a dumb ass premise. But, gosh, a wonderful opportunity to laugh at fools?
Redeeming suggestion: Have Ann do a movie with Paris's ex (and maybe throw in Paris as well).
5 of 16 | Posted by Tony A. | Posted on June 27, 2005 4:52 AM
Get Latricia off the show. It is clear the producers threw her in as fire-fodder.
Is it me, or does Yvette look really really, um, British? It's the nose.
Interesting how Cathy Hilton seems to be a much more well rounded-out person than Paris will ever be? Hard to believe she's Paris' mom.
6 of 16 | Posted by British | Posted on June 27, 2005 5:41 AM
This is not the first Reality spot for Yvette. She appeared in WE's "Single in the City - Las Vegas" in which she was presented as a single girl (obviously), auditioning for shows (she had been in Vegas for only a short time), and searching for (surprise) a very very very rich man to buy her pretty things (and even took one to a jewelry store on the 2d or 3d date). I disliked her then, and I dislike her even more now.
7 of 16 | Posted by Allison | Posted on June 27, 2005 7:56 AM
'say thank you' was too hilarious and embarrassing. but latricwhatever is just annoying, as bad as danielle of BB(3? or 4) who said 'i HAVE to win this money BECAUSE MY FAMILY HAS TO BUY A HOUSE!' no one likes a pity party, ladies.
and megan, i thought that too!
8 of 16 | Posted by Stefanie | Posted on June 27, 2005 8:02 AM
It was somewhat painful for me to watch. I have never seen such a screw job of 2 individual contestants on a show ever as they did to Jabe/JW. It's as if they took great joy in humiliating them, and it made me feel crappy :(
9 of 16 | Posted by zatanna | Posted on June 27, 2005 10:54 AM
British: She has the accent doesn't she?
10 of 16 | Posted by tv freak | Posted on June 27, 2005 12:56 PM
How come no one said: 'hey kathy...who are you to train socialites?..your daughter is the biggest, stupidest, most boring slut, ever. I heard that Paris's pussy really stinks, in fact we saw it on DVD!'
Maybe Kathy will teach the contestant how to be nasty whores?? Now, thats a reality show!
Also, I love the freaks on these shows...that asian chick is prime freak material.
11 of 16 | Posted by KatiesHole | Posted on June 27, 2005 4:11 PM
No 4400 recap for the last two episodes?
12 of 16 | Posted by bummed | Posted on June 28, 2005 10:32 AM
The only good thing about this show is that the proceeds are going towards cancer research at Memorial Sloan-Kettering. At least they are doing something right...
13 of 16 | Posted by ali | Posted on June 29, 2005 9:40 AM
I'm surprised that more people haven't commented on the irony of Kathy Hilton teaching etiquette and manners...because we have all seen the fine job she's done with her daughters! Or, is that the whole point of the show?--the irony? Just a thought.
14 of 16 | Posted by Laura | Posted on June 29, 2005 1:08 PM
Kathy Hilton is new money, nouveau riche. She may have a lot of it, but it's new and it shows. Anybody with real class would not get involved in this.
15 of 16 | Posted by Pedro | Posted on July 9, 2005 8:53 AM
it sux that jabe got kicked off cuz he was such a hottie and i think he would've made a good hilton.
16 of 16 | Posted by cherokee | Posted on July 14, 2005 11:21 PM