Quick. Raise your hand if you also think M. Night Shyamalan really only owns one movie script. To make a new movie, he simply inserts some changes in location and characters to make everything seem unique. What we have left are movies with fairly obvious twists. Still, the people at TVgasm couldn't help but wonder what would happen if somebody were to do a movie on M. Night's life or E! needed somebody to do a re-enactment for a true Hollywood story? Who will play Mr. Shyamalan? And although the chances are about as slim as on Olsen twin after an hour in the Sauna, we offer to end such controversies before they happen. That's why the TVgasm casting couch nominates Jai Rodriguez of Bravo's Queer Eye for the Straight Guy as the actor for all of your Shyamalan look-alike needs.

Look at the hairline! Look at the cheek structure! If Jai let his eyebrows go, left a little gel out of his hair, and forced himself to wear a cotton polo shirt, he could pass as M. Night any day of the week. You can thank us later.