TVgasm Hits the Red Carpet

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madeyoulaugh lets us know we've arrived

If you've read TVgasm at all, you have probably figured out that our main offices are in Los Angeles. This is good because LA remains the showbiz capital of the world, and wherever you find "the business", you find the people who are desperately trying to get into the business. Reality television has added a twist to this demographic because they are famous, but not really. Of course, being the celebrity whores that we are, we are still consumed by anything these people do. Recently, Creative Light Entertainment sent along a few invitations to the premiere of their new movie The Scorned, the filming of which became the E! series Kill Reality. EdHill, who did such a great job recapping during the season will give everybody the lowdown on the actual movie, which debuts on television Halloween Evening on E!, but we thought we'd share the fun we had at the premiere.

The Scorned Premiere took place at the Sunset Five in West Hollywood. It's at the corner of Sunset and Crescent Heights, which should be called Laurel Heights, but whatever. B-side and I decided to head over to check out some of the red carpet.

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Here are Josh and Erika from Big Brother.
I was thinking about hitting the red carpet saying I was in the reality show "Half-Black Kid in Beijing" to see how many of these jab photographers I could fool, but decided against it.


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Johnny Fairplay has arrived! Get the party started. No seriously, he was packing shooters of Grey Goose in his jacket.
In the background is the once happening club, Shelter.This dark photo accurately approximates just how dark it was inside.


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We were glad to see Jonathan and Victoria show up. Both had minor roles in the movie.
You can see them on reality couples Fear Factor early next year.


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Scott from Big Brother 5. Say Cheesse!

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Comments (24)

EdHill:

It’s nice to see that Fairplays destructive alcoholism isn’t “staged�. At least something’s real.

"Will you make me the luckiest guy in the world and take a picture with me?" Oh say it ain’t so J-Unit. Its TRISH from the bachelor, not Tyra Bank’s cooter (to which we should all worship, because its far enough away from her mouth that we don’t have to listen to her blather). Ahh who am I kidding. I’m the biggest star f’er there is. I once fawned over Jackie the Joke man for chrissakes. And then I took a picture of sg-dub and him in a toilet. True story.

Still ,its humorous how Trish, the “intellectual� who always felt she was above everyone else is banging pauly shore. The only way she could look worse is if she showed up with a Dick Van Patten.

It’s good to know B-side is the rainman of reality show knowledge. I’m kinda like that with Star Wars and Presidents. Did you know Zachary Taylor never voted for any candidate in his life, including himself? It’s true, look it up.

I didn’t know Stacie J had boobs. Is it like watching Omarosa’s boob pop out in Surreal Life, where the only reaction you have is nausea?

E.:

Is that really Michelle from ANTM 4? She used to look like a man. Did she get a sex change? Wasn't she a lesbian? How horrible to go straight for Johnny Fairplay. You think he'd make most women become lesbians. Apparenlty I missed something somewhere.

Thanks for all the photos!!

Will you make me the luckiest guy in the world and take a picture with me?

Of believe me, part of the reason why I said it was to see if it could be accomplished with a straight face. I passed.

And for the record, I am not sure if Trish showed up with Paulie shore, but maybe somebody else at the party noticed.

Dana:

what is up with Scott's hair? Did he think that look was working for him?

British:

I can so tell in the pixelated pictures that it is in fact, a black man there.

Bobbie:

Michelle was the once blonde with the incredible face scabies, wasn't she?

madeyoulaugh:

British #5,

No, Im actually white.

MYL

pookie:

did you mean trish from real world? pauley shore visited her at the surreal house and said htey used to date. and still do off and on.

Pookie,

Maybe you mean trishelle? The Trish I am talking about is Trish Snyder of Bachelor 5 fame.

pookie:

nevermind! thatwas andy dick that visited (trishelle) sorry, i knew it was another B-lister.

what is going on with Scott?? He looked horrible, and that ponytial ugh!

Jess:

LOVING the Wendy's cashier. Random!

Dickey D:

What was up with that drive-thru lady? I work in drive-thru and if someone took a picture of me i'd be happy just to have some interesting happen during a night shift lol... nice to see how u just threw that in there

smithie:

Okay Scott was one of the hottest guys ever on reality tv, but the greasy pony had to go, it was awful!!! What was he thinking!!

hil:

j-unit-- i can totally see your face through the pixillated pictures, especially the one with howie.it kind of took the mystery away, but you're hot, so all is forgiven

Whattup:

Is J-Unit really Al Roker?

runswithscissors:

Glad to see MYL back for a bit!

Victoria:

Why does J-Unit look like a giant next to everyone else?

EROSion:

Yeah, he's totally Al Roker.

Actually, if I grew a mustache, I would be doing Reggie Jackson impersonations.

madeyoulaugh:

Truth to tell...J-Unit is not Al Roker, but he is the black Shrek.

ldini79:

glad to see edhill's recapping the scorned since i am dropping down to lifeline basic cable this week (gasp!!) hi myl, we miss you!

suebee:

Which pixelated form is the hottest: Madeyoulaugh, B-side or J-unit? Madeyoulaugh gets my vote. Too bad B-side had to leave early. All three of you are great and make my day.

tv freak:

So, Stacie J. and Jenna are pixelated? phew. I wasn't going to watch for that reason alone. Now I can watch it! (please tell me if I'm wrong and it is censored.)

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