Wafah Are You Talking About? - 
by B-Side
The big news today is that Wafah Dufour Bin Ladin (a.k.a. the niece of Osama Bin Laden) will be starring in her very own reality show. Produced by ReganMedia, rumor has it this show has been in the works for quite some time now, starting right after Wafah's scandalous GQ photo spread. So will people watch Wafah's daily struggle on her "quest for stardom?" Maybe. Maybe not. But here's the good news. The door has now been blown wide open for other reality shows starring women with infamous ties, and we couldn't be more excited. A full guide to the newest stars of "Terroreality" after the jump.
My Fair Mary Anne!
What happens when the blonde-haired, blue-eyed great grand niece of Hitler marries a Latino car dealer from Chattsworth, CA? Tune in to My Fair Mary Anne, and you'll see!Mary Anne Hitler-Lopez will take us through all the hilarious trials and tribulations that go into making a bi-racial marriage work -- all while distancing herself from those crazy Nazis. It's enough to make a woman go bonkers! Check out this campy treat, coming soon!
Dumb and Dahmer
He's mentally challenged. She's the cousin of Jeffrey Dahmer. What do they have in common? Nothing! But they're going to be paired up in the latest crazy social experiment from Ashton Kutcher. This is not a dating show. This... is Dumb and Dahmer.
Quit Stalin!
Walk in the shoes of Hortense Stalin, florist, landscaper, and third cousin of Joseph Stalin. Even though she's related to one of the most reviled dictators of the twentieth century, she's really just like you and me. So purge those preconceptions and tune in!
Melting Pot
Bernice is just a typical New Yorker. She's got a job she doesn't like, a love life that's non-existent, and a mom who just won't stop nagging. Oh, and her uncle is Pol Pot. Now Bernice Pot wants to change all that. She's ready to meet her husband, and with the help of Lisa Loeb and Illeana Douglas, all signs point to love. But will Bernice find the perfect man? Or is she just digging herself a mass grave? We'll find out this Fall!
The Easy Life
What happens when you take two rich girls and put them in rural America? Pure comedy! Meet Jane Milosevic and Lois Hussein -- the two spoiled brats who've grown accustomed to fancy parties, expensive jewelry, and summer genocide. Now they'll have to give that all up for life on the farm! Will they survive? You'll just have to tune in to find out!|
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These reality show plots remind me of the ones people were competing for on that MTV game show.
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March 10, 2006 7:12 PM(#1 of 10)
With all the drama of getting the new
Simple Life together, maybe they can knock Nicole Richie off and add a relative/descendent of Patty hearst, and have it be called "Simple Life: Embezzle"
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March 10, 2006 7:25 PM(#2 of 10)
can i have a reality tv show?
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March 10, 2006 7:30 PM(#3 of 10)
According to ABC News and BBC News, she's his niece, not his daughter.
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March 10, 2006 7:42 PM(#4 of 10)
Yes, Bridget, that is what I meant. I don't know why I wrote "daughter." Thanks for the catch.
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March 10, 2006 9:07 PM(#5 of 10)
Other than a desire for fame, I can see why she'd want to do it. Having a name like "Bin Laden" has got to be tough these days if you're living in the west, so why not show the world that the problem isn't with the name, but with the murderous individual who happens to share it?
Not that I'll watch it. I don't care for reality shows that aren't reality game shows.
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March 11, 2006 8:17 AM(#6 of 10)
These shows would be mein kampfy treat!
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March 12, 2006 9:51 AM(#7 of 10)
My personal favorites are Accident Perón, following the spastic exploits of Evita's nephew on the road to NASCAR stardom, and Amin What I Say, depicting an exasperated nanny's efforts to tame Idi Amin's badly behaved grandchildren.
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March 12, 2006 10:50 AM(#8 of 10)
Laughing my ass off at "Accident Peron". Too funny.
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March 12, 2006 3:41 PM(#9 of 10)
This show about Bin Laden's niece wouldn't bother me so much if her uncle hadn't blown up the WTC. Without that name, she would have no tv show. Therefore, she is cashing in on his name, and it thoroughly disgusts me. I hope no one watches.
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March 12, 2006 7:44 PM(#10 of 10)