TVgasm Recaps

Thanks to writers strike there is a whole slew of new reality shows. I was lucky enough to get the assignment to recap Miss America: Reality Check, which airs on TLC. Bitchy queens living together? DRAMA! Also, you know that means lots of big hair, bad bangs, Vaseline smiles and overdone makeup. How does your state measure up? Find out after the jump!

Welcome back to the pageant world, my friends! Miss America: Reality Check is back again with another boring episode. Last week we got to meet the girls and learn that they are about to be transformed! Sounds exciting, right? WRONG. I have a little equation for all you lovely readers: zero drama + zero tears + zero freak-outs = NebbGirl being one sad recapper. Who else is with me?

PAAAAAAAAGEANTS!

We're back again with another installment of Miss America: Reality Check. I've decided that TLC makes the most boring reality shows ever. Take some pointers from VH1 then call me. What dull things do the ladies do this week? Find out after the jump!

We're back with the last installment of the transformation of a lifetime! Oh, it's just Miss America: Reality Check. Never mind. But we do get to say goodbye to the queens and see who's made it into the final top three. See how they did after the jump!