February 9, 2010

Models of the Runway: Hart's Desire

On this week's show Jennifer is called in by an old professor to pose as his female romance novel writing female alter ego. Of course, she accepts and Jonathan comes along as her secretary. But things can never go simply for our self-made millionaire and his gorgeous wife, so naturally they run into a psycho. 

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Jennifer, you're owt. 

What's that you say? Self-made millionaires and their fabulously coifed wives have nothing to do with modeling? But the episode is called Hart to Hart, isn't it? Oh. Heart to Heart, my bad. 

February 3, 2010

Models of the Runway: Ditch the Bitch

OH MY GAWD you guys!!!!!!!!!!!! This week's Models of the Runway was SOOOOOOO freaking awesome. So much happened! There was blood, and tears, and sand, and sweat and naked man buttocks.....oh, wait This is Spartacus. Fuck! Don't get me wrong, this show's cheesy as hell, but at least it has sweaty naked boys in it. (Yes, I am just that easy) So!

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Just when I thought I was in for an exciting evening............ 

January 24, 2010

Models Of The Runway: Who's The Best In The Sack?

This week on Models of the Runway, Witchie Poo revels in the drama she's trying to cause, Veta lets it all hang out, and Sophia changes her mind and decides to make some friends. Of course, they're all as bitchy as she is. Well, not quite, but you get the picture. Ready?

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There was a crazy cat fight? Orgy? The models stuffed themselves at an all you can eat buffet and are now purging before the calories settle in their hips? 

January 17, 2010

Models Of The Runway: Meet The Feebles

Welcome to season two of Models Of The Runway! Here's hoping that they add some model challenges this year. Personally, I'd like to see the three worst models each week have to eat 1200 calories worth of food and not be allowed to barf it back up. The winner each week can have all the diet soda and tic tacs she wants. That is sure to get them stomping their little feet off!

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November 23, 2009

Models of the Runway: We Have A Winner!

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Guess who LOVES winning!

Well here we are after just having watched Irina be crowned the winner of Project Runway Season 6. Before her parents even came onstage crying everyone knew that this means Kalyn also wins for accidentally ending up as Irina's final model - her "muse model" as it were.

November 16, 2009

Models of the Runway: Models have Moms!

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And some who are younger than the models!

Moments before... the three Project Runway finalists received the non-surprise that they will have to design a 13th look for their collections at the very last minute! Our Models of the Runway - Delta, Cheetos and Kalyn - all react like they just saw a soap bubble popping.

November 9, 2009

Models of the Runway: Decision Bryant Park!

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"Who do I have to kill to prove I can walk!?"

Moments before... Don Draper convinced Bert Cooper and Roger Sterling to buy back Sterling Cooper and start all over! I don't know how I'm going to wait until next summer to see how this all plays out! And meanwhile Betty is off to Reno to wait out a divorce. So many exciting things happening - and none of them on Models of the Runway!

November 2, 2009

Models of the Runway: Double Stick Tape Gate

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"Does the word 'residue' mean anything to you?"

Moments before Models of the Runway... Logan has YET AGAIN designed something fugly and landed himself in the bottom. This time Kojii is all bedazzled out in zippers decorating a black and white Judy Jetson outfit. It was meant to be a companion piece to a "good" outfit he made:

October 27, 2009

Models of the Runway: Just Another Day in Excitingville

Moments before... Heidi is all dressed up as a dominatrix and trying to decide whether Christopher or Nicholas sucks worse. It's another fine episode of Models of the Runway!

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"You will thank me and ask for another."

October 19, 2009

Models of the Runway: Don't You Bring Me Down Today

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"I will CUT that ho."

Moments before... Christopher and Shirin are in the bottom for designing tacky crap and trying to pass it off as stage wear for Christina Aguilera, who as we all know, wears nothing but high class when she's performing.

February 9, 2010:Models of the Runway: Hart's Desire
February 3, 2010:Models of the Runway: Ditch the Bitch
January 24, 2010:Models Of The Runway: Who's The Best In The Sack?
January 17, 2010:Models Of The Runway: Meet The Feebles
November 23, 2009:Models of the Runway: We Have A Winner!
November 16, 2009:Models of the Runway: Models have Moms!
November 9, 2009:Models of the Runway: Decision Bryant Park!
November 2, 2009:Models of the Runway: Double Stick Tape Gate
October 27, 2009:Models of the Runway: Just Another Day in Excitingville
October 19, 2009:Models of the Runway: Don't You Bring Me Down Today
October 12, 2009:Models of the Runway: A Model Misunderstands
October 5, 2009:Models of the Runway: Pumpkin Mush
September 27, 2009:Models of the Runway: Models Model in order to Model
September 22, 2009:Models of the Runway: Newspaper Filler
September 14, 2009:Models of the Runway: NEVER Let a Model Decide
September 8, 2009:Models of the Runway: Viewer Warning - Intense Drama
August 30, 2009:Models of the Runway: TRYing to Model
August 23, 2009:Models of the Runway: Threefold Mission of the Model