November 9, 2009

Models of the Runway: Decision Bryant Park!

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"Who do I have to kill to prove I can walk!?"

Moments before... Don Draper convinced Bert Cooper and Roger Sterling to buy back Sterling Cooper and start all over! I don't know how I'm going to wait until next summer to see how this all plays out! And meanwhile Betty is off to Reno to wait out a divorce. So many exciting things happening - and none of them on Models of the Runway!

November 2, 2009

Models of the Runway: Double Stick Tape Gate

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"Does the word 'residue' mean anything to you?"

Moments before Models of the Runway... Logan has YET AGAIN designed something fugly and landed himself in the bottom. This time Kojii is all bedazzled out in zippers decorating a black and white Judy Jetson outfit. It was meant to be a companion piece to a "good" outfit he made:

October 27, 2009

Models of the Runway: Just Another Day in Excitingville

Moments before... Heidi is all dressed up as a dominatrix and trying to decide whether Christopher or Nicholas sucks worse. It's another fine episode of Models of the Runway!

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"You will thank me and ask for another."

October 19, 2009

Models of the Runway: Don't You Bring Me Down Today

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"I will CUT that ho."

Moments before... Christopher and Shirin are in the bottom for designing tacky crap and trying to pass it off as stage wear for Christina Aguilera, who as we all know, wears nothing but high class when she's performing.

October 12, 2009

Models of the Runway: A Model Misunderstands

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"THIS is why you'll never be a Model of the Runway."

Moments before... I was watching Mad Men and trying to guess what the episode might TRULY be about before I find out for reals on the interwebs tomorrow. I love that show, but every time I read commentary on it, I realize it's way over my head. So many layers. So much symbolism and hidden meaning. So many contradictions. Smart people watch and deconstruct the universe. I watch and wish I could do my hair like Betty's. And that's why I'm here to bring you the latest and greatest from Models of the Runway!

October 5, 2009

Models of the Runway: Pumpkin Mush

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"Mmm... models."

This week on Models of the Runway: Pumpkin pie.

September 27, 2009

Models of the Runway: Models Model in order to Model

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"Ra'mon gave me lizard skin to make me a lizard for Ra'mon."

Moments before... it's the same as always. The Models of the Runway whose designers are in the bottom two are quivering with fright.

September 22, 2009

Models of the Runway: Newspaper Filler

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No one can tear their eyes away.

This week on Models of the Runway nothing much happens. Shocking, I know.

September 14, 2009

Models of the Runway: NEVER Let a Model Decide

Moments before... Kojii and Valerie sit backstage biting their nails to the nub because their misguided senses of fashion have landed their designers in the bottom two. This week the designers had to make outfits for their Models of the Runway to wear to an "industry function" and their instructions were to listen to what the models wanted, then make something spectacular.

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Some of them didn't.

September 8, 2009

Models of the Runway: Viewer Warning - Intense Drama

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"I don't know how to carry on!"

This week on Models of the Runway, the girls are so bored that they start inventing drama in their heads - just to stay busy. And thinking creatively isn't exactly their strong point.

November 9, 2009:Models of the Runway: Decision Bryant Park!
November 2, 2009:Models of the Runway: Double Stick Tape Gate
October 27, 2009:Models of the Runway: Just Another Day in Excitingville
October 19, 2009:Models of the Runway: Don't You Bring Me Down Today
October 12, 2009:Models of the Runway: A Model Misunderstands
October 5, 2009:Models of the Runway: Pumpkin Mush
September 27, 2009:Models of the Runway: Models Model in order to Model
September 22, 2009:Models of the Runway: Newspaper Filler
September 14, 2009:Models of the Runway: NEVER Let a Model Decide
September 8, 2009:Models of the Runway: Viewer Warning - Intense Drama
August 30, 2009:Models of the Runway: TRYing to Model
August 23, 2009:Models of the Runway: Threefold Mission of the Model