Models of the Runway: We Have A Winner!

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Guess who LOVES winning!

Well here we are after just having watched Irina be crowned the winner of Project Runway Season 6. Before her parents even came onstage crying everyone knew that this means Kalyn also wins for accidentally ending up as Irina's final model - her "muse model" as it were.

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"Good job showing up, honey!" "I love you, mom!"

So CONGRATULATIONS Kalyn! You were born pretty, modeling fell into your lap, you got cast on the show, you love everything, and you ended up modeling for the winner. Well done, you.

Cheetos and Delta Burke actually take the news quite graciously and congratulate their designers on all their success both now and in the future. Hooray!

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"Those stupid fugly ho's! What are the judges thinking?!"

For the next 20 minutes, Heidi recaps the first season of Models of the Runway, but I've already done that, a week at a time, so I'm going to go ahead and call it a night.

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"Hey Kalyn, sit down. Let's talk about every day since you got here!"

As for a Season 2...? Unless Lifetime decides to do some MAJOR tweaking on the premise of this behind-the-scenes look at the models' experience, I'm not even sure it will warrant recapping. Most of the episodes consisted of either: fretting, tangential outings, stories of modeling for the good of your children, fretting, minimal bickering, and fretting. None of this information was interesting or necessary for enjoying Project Runway. It was kinda nice to be able to at least feel a little sense of knowing the models when it was finale time, but that could have been accomplished in one half-hour special sometime during the last two weeks. All in all, it was a cool idea that fell into totally boring incompetent hands. And this is coming from someone who LOVES reality shows about modeling. Seriously Lifetime. Get a clue.

And to you, my beloved readers who managed to stick with me to the bitter end - all of my love! No matter how dumb the show, I always love reading your comments and giggling about the silliness of it all. It's been a pleasure! I hope to see you soon, as my next adventure takes me to MTV and their latest nightmare, "Jersey Shore." Trashfest! Orange skin, spiky hair and grating nasally voices. I'm in!

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This girl and her hair will try to find mates.

Thanks for reading!
-Honey Gangsta

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Comments (4)

Clair:

Thanks for recapping!! And BTW, no matter how crappy season 2 will be, it will definitely warrant recapping, especially by someone as talented as you.

itchy:

I really do hope the dweebs at Lifetime come by Tvgasm. They missed a real opportunity for some great reality tv programming.

All they needed to do was make the models compete for the right to choose their designers.

That's all it would take, and we'd have some interesting programming.

Tell you what, Lifetime, contact me, I'll help you out.

juddfan:

Thanks Honey, wont be watching jersey but I'm sure I'll see ya around on the 'gasm.

One thing worth mentioning, did anyone catch Kalyn saying she loves holidays--I swear, if an A bomb blew through fashion week she would be the spot that left rainbows . . . only to be sucked into Irina's black hole . . . BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Have a great holiday all!

marijai:

Honey...thanks for all of the great recaps! I couldn't bring myself to watch after the first episode without fear of being bored to death.

I can't wait to read your recaps on "Jersey Shore"! Considering what you did with the little bit you had to work with on recapping "Models", your new recaps should be a complete riot.

Itchy....LOVE the idea of the model picking the designer! Since the new season of PR starts in January, maybe the powers that be will consider your suggestion.

Again, enjoyed reading your recaps and happy turkey day!

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