This week on Models of the Runway, Witchie Poo revels in the drama she's trying to cause, Veta lets it all hang out, and Sophia changes her mind and decides to make some friends. Of course, they're all as bitchy as she is. Well, not quite, but you get the picture. Ready?
There was a crazy cat fight? Orgy? The models stuffed themselves at an all you can eat buffet and are now purging before the calories settle in their hips?
Watching paint dry scores higher than this on the excitement meter
I just love rewatching the auf-ing, don't you? Heidi tells Pamela that they question her taste level and her ability to be fashion forward. While Jesus is told his dress is mundane. Shocked faces all around.
Look, Ma! No cavities!
She said his dress looked like a great dane? I don't get it.
Both models tell us that they hope their designer stays. Sarah wants us to believe that she thinks Pamela should stay because she is so talented, but Brittany is more honest. She wants Jesus to stay because she wants to stay.
He sucks, but he's all mine
You know the results already, right? Jesus stays and Pamela goes. Personally, I think PingPong should have been sent packing, but obviously I just don't know enough about fashion.
Time for congratulatory hugs for Jaysian and his model!
I'm so glad I thought to add that strap-on under all those ruffles!
He tells her she can now take the dress off and pee. Why couldn't she pee with it on? Does it have built in underwear? I'm so confused.
She knew he was talented before because models know these things, but this just took the cake. Phew! That's good because I think she was ready to eat it. She's prancing around talking about what a good couple they make and you can totally tell that the other models are SO happy for her.
We hate you.
As she heads out with Jaysian, in comes Pamela to say good bye.
If only your ass wasn't so HUGE.
Pamela gives the models a little pep talk before she heads on out. "You guys just keep being divas, cause honestly? You guys make the clothing, well, like, we make, we make the clothes, you know, like we sew them, but you guys give them the life and power." LOLOLOL. I know that was meant to be sweet, but I love how she felt she needed to clarify to the models that they weren't the ones who actually sew the clothes.
Up next is Lauren Hutton, guest judge this week. Somehow Heidi tricked her into going backstage to talk to the girls. Predictably, they all are excited to see her. She does not reciprocate.
Heidi says I can't have my car keys back until I talk to you bitches.
She tells them she was shorter than anybody and has a sort of lop sided face, but it's not just about being pretty because then you're just sort of blank.
Exhibit A
She tells them it's really about who puts the most energy and the most effort into learning.
Does learning how to give the perfect blow job count?
And with that Lauren leaves to go wrestle her car keys back from Heidi telling them as she goes that the secret to any success is working four times harder than anyone else. Slutty is totally going home and dusting off her knee pads.
Time for this week's Klum Klatch! Heidi wants to know how they enjoyed being in potato sacks this week.
I'm thinking for next week, horse hair gowns! Exciting, yes?
Heidi thinks they did an amazing job. The designers, that is. Since they got to pick their own designers for this challenge she's wondering at the fact that Veta chose PingPong again. Veta wanted to give her another shot. I'm sure PingPong will do the same.
Heidi tells Veta she didn't sell it, and she has to be stronger on the runway, even IF her whole booty is hanging out. Veta then tells us how two years ago she tore her ACL and her MCL in her left knee, so anytime her ass is hanging out of an outfit it causes her knee to flare up. Cold buttocks have been medically linked to old knee injuries acting up.
Is my ass showing? Because my knee hurts like a mother fucker.
Heidi also wants to know why Witchie Poo picked Flamingay instead of sticking with her previous designer.
I love drama! Silly Heidi!
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Comments (7)
I have to give you props Potty, for watching this AND learning the model's names. Great job snarking on those empty cardboard fabric tubes.
By the way, I'm Croation, and yes, we are mean. ;p
1 of 7 | Posted by shantigal | Posted on January 24, 2010 7:04 AM
Thanks Potty Mouth! I'm with Shantigirl - I've watched both epis of this show and still only know about 3 names - so great job!
I feel like I am doing pennance watching this show, but it does add to the PR experience. I could not believe the Bitches just sitting there at an industry party! Acting like they were so over it - well, I hear MacDonald's needs fry cooks ladies, if you are so bored with modeling....
Veda and her knee were doomed. And everytime they say "Valeria" I hear "Maleria".....
Hugs PM ! xoxoxo
2 of 7 | Posted by njgasmifan | Posted on January 25, 2010 8:19 AM
Oh Potty, thanks for being our hero on this show. I think, if I was a designer, and my model sat on her ass giving side-eye, I'd dump her ass. Esp. Seth Aaron's--his look stood out with the hood and hoopish skirt, she should have worked it. Not sure what's up with oldie, considering how many modeling rules she's breaking by being old, she should really be relishing the time she has left--and yes, I know there is now a market for older models in cosmetics etc, but with so many more knowns, I imagine it's hard to get those gigs, and actresses are hogging a lot of it now too! harrruuumppphhh!
Won't miss Velveta, but she was one of the few I knew . . . and what did she do about her ass at the party!? A bum knee does not a model make! Kah!
3 of 7 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on January 25, 2010 11:29 AM
I'm warming up to the older gal, the one that's done 4,501 runways, whatshername.
Well, okay, 'warm' is not the right word for it.
4 of 7 | Posted by itchy | Posted on January 25, 2010 12:06 PM
Potty...thanks for a most excellent recap! I can't bring myself to watch this show after seeing only one episode last season, but with you recapping, it's almost like watching, except your recap is funny and interesting, unlike this show.
You're doing us all a great service, keep up the excellent work! :-)
5 of 7 | Posted by marijai | Posted on January 25, 2010 1:41 PM
shantigal: Ah ha! It all makes sense now!! :D
njgasmifan: I wonder if it’s a Jersey thing because I kept thinking Malaria for Valeria too!
juddfan: Yeah, I was floored that the four of them just sat there looking cranky. I’d be super pissed of I was the designer for them; they should have been working it for both of them!
itchy: I am afraid to ask what the right word is.
marijai: Aw, shucks! Thank you. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Thanks so much for reading you guys! I’ve been sick as a dog all week and your comments made my day! It’ll be interesting to see what the human hangers get up to tonight. Well, perhaps “interesting” is not the right word ;P
SWAK, PottyMouth
6 of 7 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on January 28, 2010 7:23 AM
I try to watch this show, but it's much more entertaining to read your recap. I guess looking cool and disinterested is preferable to mingling with the people that just might give them a job! Sophia is beyond clueless. Would it kill her to smile every now and then?
Great recap!
7 of 7 | Posted by Wink202` | Posted on January 28, 2010 9:00 PM