On this week's show Jennifer is called in by an old professor to pose as his female romance novel writing female alter ego. Of course, she accepts and Jonathan comes along as her secretary. But things can never go simply for our self-made millionaire and his gorgeous wife, so naturally they run into a psycho.
Jennifer, you're owt.
What's that you say? Self-made millionaires and their fabulously coifed wives have nothing to do with modeling? But the episode is called Hart to Hart, isn't it? Oh. Heart to Heart, my bad.
I still think my version was better.
This week we start out in major suspense! Who will be in? Who will be owt? I have NO IDEA. Oh wait! I do! I forgot that I just saw this like two minutes ago. Amish Girl is in, and Jesus is out. Cerri is happy for Amish Girl.....
But still a little concerned about the dream she had last night that her teeth were falling out.
While Brittany believes what the other girls told her about Old Hambert being a vampire, so she's doing her damnedest to attract his attention.
After the credits, Amy comes in for hugs from Kasey, and Slutty, Valeria and Holly all jump up to get in on the hugging action. Who can blame them? The designers have been switching it up each week (well, some of them), so these girls want to be sure to kiss some winner ass in the hopes of getting picked by her.
Her butt tasted like aash.
And then in comes Jesus. Brittany runs over to give him a big hug, and she tells us she was trying to hold it together because he looks like he wants to go out on a positive note. But soon they are both crying. Awwwww.
Jesus wept.
Brittany doesn't think Jesus should have gone home, he has great ideas and does great sewing! But Kasey thinks his dress sucked balls. Does anyone really care what they think? Anyone? Just checking.
Witchie Poo thinks it's really hard to tell who's going to go next. She'd like to say it's Brittany because she's been in the bottom the majority of the game. What the hell is she talking about? Jesus may have been in the bottom, but Brittany hasn't been close to not being picked yet. Witchie Poo needs to cast an intelligence spell on herself because she is a moron.
Klum Klatch time!
Heidi asks Kasey if she's feeling good about her second win. Kasey says she can't say it's all her because her designer made an awesome dress (that she didn't even walk in), but maybe she's the lucky charm.
I'm magically delicious!
Heidi wants to know if they enjoyed spending time with the women. Yep. And then she brings up how they coached the normal ladies on how to walk the runway. We're treated to some really exciting footage of the models coaching the ladies.
Stop! My heart can't take all this action!
Were the ladies nervous? Heidi wants to know. Witchie Poo thinks they were more excited than nervous. So, would the models want to spent more time with the ladies? Yeah! Heidi thought it would be nice for them to all exercise together.
While I watch and eat a quart of Haagen Dazs Vanilla Swiss Almond. Mwahahahaha!
Next Heidi wants to know who's nervous for elimination. Only four girls raise their hands: Sarah, Brittany, Slutty, and Holly. Holly says there's always that fear in all of their minds.
Speak for yourself Fraidy Cat
And with that, Klum Klatch is klosed.
Did you know Kasey and Sarah No Chin are like TOTALLY like really close? No? Well, they are, and we're shown the footage to prove it.
"Wow! My fingers are as gorgeous as the rest of me, aren't they?"
Sarah doesn't feel like she's met the right match for her as far as a designer, but Kasey doesn't think she has anything to be worried about. I'm so glad they shared this scene with us because it really added to the excitement of the show for me. How about you?
From there we head on over to Anorexia Apartments where Brittany is nervous because her designer went home. She's nervous and hoping someone will pick her. Riveting stuff.
This show puts me to sleep every week
Dude, don't cry. It can't be that bad. It's not like you have to recap this show.
Shhhhh......I ate one of the models. The skinny ones are kinda crunchy.
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Comments (6)
Damn, the tension this show generates is going to kill me. Everytime I watch it I just about have an aneurysm.
Ironic that a show this dead comes from a channel called Lifetime.
1 of 6 | Posted by itchy | Posted on February 9, 2010 10:38 AM
Ha ha, Itchy I feel (and share) your pain!
"Jesus Wept" - and NJGasmifan snorted a cheese curl into her lungs from laughing at this comment.
Potty Mouth, you hit just the right blend of incredulous and snark witht his snoozapalooza. Thanks! Hugs - xooxoxoxo
2 of 6 | Posted by njgasmifan | Posted on February 9, 2010 11:04 AM
Hey guess who modeled on the season finale of Launch My Line? That's right our favorite allergic asian Sophie or Sophia or whatever her name was. I was surprised to see her there (and more surprised that I recognized her). Please please dear designers please auf witchie poo next, I want to put a sock in her mouth!!
3 of 6 | Posted by featherhead | Posted on February 9, 2010 11:50 AM
I'm with NJ--"Jesus Wept" is tooo funny!!!!
All the captions are great, "Cannot Comprehend" hee
I'm glad Witchy is trying to do something, and I may even begin to enjoy her faux innocence in her manipulative way . . . seems she's not taking it too seriously.
And sorry, no chin, but all the criticism the designers had to take for making you look like you had a huge ass, enough to eliminate them, well guess what, it wasn't their designs . . . . harrummmphhh, but anyhoo, sorry Sarah, you seem like a nice kid, and your curves are fine for the rest of life, just not ideal here, where popsicle sticks are the order for the day . . .
Can't wait to see what happens next! And, at least the designers are being bitches and stealing each other's good things--obv Holly and the Romulan's girl are too very strong walkers--hope the good ones make it to the end. Not sure if Old Eyes and Witchie are the next two or not, but I guess they'll last . . .
4 of 6 | Posted by juddfan | Posted on February 9, 2010 12:55 PM
itchy: I think I’ve actually developed narcolepsy from watching this show! At least I’m catching up on my sleep!
njgasmifan: Uh oh - are your lungs orange now? Glad you enjoyed that one, I actually thought of it while writing my “About Last Night” segment and decided I needed to save it for the full recap.
featherhead: Traitor Sophia! Appearing on a Bravo show!!! Witchie Poo gets on my nerves too - she’s trying way to hard to create drama. Blech.
juddfan: Sarah did seem like she has more meat on her bones than the other girls - the shame is that she’s probably still only a size four or something! I hear what you’re saying about W. Poo, but she drives me up a wall. I hope a huge fight breaks out amongst the designers - Amy & Emilio seem to be the closest to stabbing each other with a needle - fingers crossed!
Thanks for reading and commenting you guys! If it weren’t for you guys I wouldn’t bother trying to stay awake for this show!!
SWAK, PottyMouth
5 of 6 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on February 11, 2010 6:25 AM
Thanks for the concern, Potty Mouth, but all is ok. I think my lungs are about as orange as the kids from Toddlers and Tiaras. Some people spray tan, some inhale cheese curls.....
6 of 6 | Posted by njgasmifan | Posted on February 11, 2010 8:50 AM