Last week, we left off in the midst of KKK vs. Vita. KKK wants JoJo to meet a classy girl like herself who spews racist dreck. She squared off with Vita, claiming not to be a small-minded bigot since she knew FIVE, count 'em, FIVE black people. Vita rightfully rolls her eyes, KKK tells her to kiss her ass (classy!) and then Vita throws her drink at her. Normally, I would say that's alcohol abuse, but I fully support throwing anything at this devil woman.

I didnt realize this last week, but Vita totally looks like D. Woods from Danity Kane! I guess after she got kicked out of da band, she went on this show?

Don't you dare tell me that Showstopper wasn't a good jam--that shit went platinum!

After the fight, a few of the ethnic girls try to calmly and rationally explain why Vita was so upset. One girl totally likens KKK to Adolf Hitler, and KKK is still unapologetic. Dude, if someone calling you HITLER doesn't straighten your ass up, I don't know what will. She stands by her statement that there will be "no mixing" of races in her family.

Vita interviews that no matter how ignorant KKK is, she feels like she should be the bigger person and apologize. So, she sucks it up and says I'm sorry to KKK, who of course, cannot be gracious about it. Dang, the sac on this lady. KKK tells her, "I'll forgive you, but it's hard for me to forget." Someone's been watching The Hills, and I think it's more for the lack of black people then for LC's commentary on life. Vita actually hugs her, and you know KKK is counting down the minutes till she can run and shower.

All the moms have to bunk with the girls. Esther and Lorraine each bunk with a different set of girls. KKK sleeps on the couch and snores likes a freaking bear. What a classy lady.

Yet another quality that KKK hopes JoJo finds in a woman: sleep apnea.

Poor Esther is stuck in the same room as nutty Cara Q., who thinks its a good idea to show Esther her lingerie collection. She pulls out a leopard nighties and a wide range of other Victoria's Secrets. Esther says thats my taste, I would totally wear that. Esther, I love you, but the mental image ain't pretty. And Cara, what are we going to do with you? I'm sure there is nothing that a mom likes better then knowing a potential girlfriend for her son packs for naughty sex! She shows Esther a pink sheer number and explains "I brought it for whatever guy I choose" and Esther runs from the room laughing, just like me.

And this is the one I'm going to cry myself to sleep in when all 3 guys dump me. Cute, right?

Next morning, KKK is GLOATING in Vita's face. I seriously hope that this is a case of reality show editing, because, damn, the woman just apologized to you twelve hours ago. KKK says she butts heads with Vita every time they are in the same room. I doubt that it has anything to do with the fact that you egg her on like a two-year-old every time you see her. My disgust for this woman holds no bounds. Vita says she's over it and just wants to mellow. Someone get this poor girl a mimosa, stat!

And now it is time for our first elimination ceremony, and guess what: THE MOMS DRESS THIER SONS FOR IT!!! I know my Internet etiquette, but I do believe that a middle-aged woman dressing her 25-ish son warrants all caps. If that doesn't, then I don't want to know what does. As the moms pick out what shirts best offsets their sons baby blues, the boys discuss which chicas have caught there eyes. JoJo likes Misty, who's-gasp!-black, and KKK says she doesn't trust her because she's "too friendly" and she won't fit in. She has tats, boobies, and a chain around her banging body. And she's attractive, so of course she won't fit in with KKK.

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