Forgo the diet for an EXTRA HELPING OF MORE TO LOVE!

This week on more to love, fatass dreams do come true when Tali and Malissa meat Luke's family (yeah, I'm hilarious) and then his mom, and go on a final date. Then, Luke picks out two wedding rings for dramatic resonance, but only one girl can get the fat man all to herself!!!! THE FINALE, BITCHES!

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Operation Desperation

This week, Hawaii and shitty tans! The remaining three ladies go on big 'ol dates like ATVing (and no, it Isn't MALISSA!), snorkeling and horsebackriding. Nah, just kidding! They ride dolphins instead. Yeah, I know, PETA, are you reading? Well, you should be. Only two women can move on to meet Lucky Luke's family and get into an awkward, ratings--motivated engagement. It's ON!

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Four ladies, Four rings. Lots of fuckin' tears.

This week, the ladies go on individual dates and...surprise surprise...meet their parents or relatives at the date. Sounds like a TON of fun. Drama amongst the girls and Malissa's general deviousness make for another episode of...you guessed it: tears and hate-eating.

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Love can be both fat and crazy.

This week on more to love, Luke takes Christian and Mandy out dancing, because he is racist. Then he takes Malissa on a tandem bike, because he is prejudiced against bikes. Then, he takes the rest of the girls to the beach because he hates the moon. Yes, this shit gets REAL, and fast. Bikes are broken. Hearts are broken. Farts are sounded. Well, they're sounded in the large laser light show ampatheatre that is my mind.

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I will eat you.

This week on more to love, the "good wife" "bad wife" exercise basically fucks with the fragile minds of all the plus-size ladies in the house. Well, that's all the ladies. The person who wins and loses the exercise cry a lot, go on a one-on-one date, and the rest of the ladies smother the contents of a taco on their breastesses before elimination. I'm not even joking.

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A necessary production cost

This week on More to Love, fat-ass talons fly as the girls show their true colors on two group dates and one very bitchy solo date to vegas! Yes, there are pools involved, and also involuntary vomiting. Are you excited? I am. There's always a second helping at the proverbial buffet table as three more ladies go home on MORE TO LOVE!

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Like, 200 lbs more.

This week on the Series Premiere of Fox's More to Love, Luke, a 26 year old dude is looking for a chunky lady to be his everything. And man, there is a LOT of lady to go around. These women are like, super fat and super desperate and ready to get it ON. Luke lowers down the ranks of the chunky bunch from 25 to 15 in this fat-filled season premiere!

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