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It's been a long time coming. A brand new feature to TVgasm that you've been asking for is coming to fruition. Moviegasm! Our first post in Moviegasm comes from Sutter Cane. He's something of an Avenger of movie critics. He doesn't answer to a studio or speak with parent company sensitivity. He hasn't been a published writer, he has no qualifications, certifications, accolades or accreditations. What he does have is an abnormally high passion and knowledge of film. He speaks to the fans for the fans, not for the studios. Without further Ado, TVgasm, meet Sutter Cane. Sutter Cane, meet TVgasm. And of course, TVgasm....meet Moviegasm.
-MYL
When you watch enough movies enough times, eventually it becomes a language you speak. In almost every situation in life, you're able to find a corresponding instance from a movie. Or sometimes it's just the perfect instance to drop a one-liner and pretend like it's your own. If I go out for drinks and I don't see the waitress for ten minutes, I say: "Maybe we should have sat in Marilyn Monroe's section. I don't think Buddy Holly's much of a waiter." Gems like this are lost on many of my friends, but I say them anyway. Sure, I get a lot of cockeyed looks when I say to a girl after sex: "As Balzac said, there goes another novel." But one day a girl's going to get that joke, and respond with: "Sex with you is a very Kafka-esque experience." Pause. "I mean that as a compliment." And it's going to be awesome.
