And he acts like he likes it! Also, where was the mother of all beat downs on Sullen? They lied! Eh, maybe it's next week, I don't know. What I do know is that they barely showed Conch Guy so I went back and trolled for some screen grabs from the first episode.
Here he is close up-
And here he is holding Champagne glasses-
I'm saving one more full body shot for next week, just in case they don't show him again. Let's hope that it doesn't come down to that. I don't want to have to hoard his gorgeous pictures like Girl Scout cookies.
Speaking of yummy snacks and deliciousness, I want to thank Pirouline strawberry rolled wafers and chocolate ice cream for getting me through this Summer of death and early Fall of desperate whores. I couldn't have done it with out them. Or the Xanax. Or the Nyquil.
And don't forget the wine!
Drunk girls are happy girls! I am, anyway.
We left off last week with Melting Mama wanting to speak with Sullen. Oh, happy day. You could tell that she was dying to catch up and reminisce about the good old days when Sullen was gorging herself on Baloney's barely legal peen.
Not to mention how happy Sullen is to tell her just how tasty his man juice was. Not that she knows first hand, mind you. Maybe Calvin Klein told her. But look at her face. Something tells me that this isn't the first time she had this reaction to her mother in law, but there is something weird going on here. First Mama's face, then Monique's boobs and now this?
She has every reason to dread this conversation. Mama sure knows how to bring the compliments. She tells her that she's old news, makes everyone around her miserable and she's not trustworthy. Poor Sullen turns on the waterworks for the umpteenth time and even that brings out the insults. Mama is all, "Yore cryeeng meens nutting to me, you owwwwnlee cry foryoresellfff."
And with that she gets up and leaves. It's fairly obvious that this woman is used to, no NEEDS to be in control. She doesn't really listen because it is so much easier to analyse what someone says so you can criticize them for it later. Always on the offensive, this one, and I'm not just talking about her face here. Though, ugh. I've seen better looking mugs on the wooden Indian in front of the local Cigar Shoppe, AND with more expression.
Is anyone who is reading this from Italy? Is there any botox left in your country? Any dismissiveness either? Because it seems that she brought it all with her, unlike the compassion or the sunscreen. THAT you should have plenty of.
Here's Sullen, looking her usual devil may care self, all by her lonesome at the dindin table. There's a joke here but I almost feel bad for making one. Oh, what the hell. She should be thankful that she still has some of her looks left, unlike Mama Baloney.
Back in the suite, the girls are all crowded around their hero in their jammies, rapt like a bunch of eight year olds at Neverland to Baloney's stories of sky diving and riding his Ducati at ridiculous speeds. It's kind of, sort of completely eye roll worthy.
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Comments (4)
Deepest foam o' lexical?
1 of 4 | Posted by itchy | Posted on September 3, 2009 9:13 AM
When the star of your show is the least interesting character, there's a problem.... Baloney is stiff, disinterested, and treading on his perceived attractiveness, which is a desperate quality in a woman and in a man when you're almost 40. According to his Wiki page, Baloney was born on a Leap Year, so maybe that's why he's so immature since his real age is like 8.
2 of 4 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on September 3, 2009 10:11 AM
This is what they should have done for a show named "My Antonio."
Get a group of hot, overworked single mothers and have hot Antonio, the Tony Soprano of Interior Design, "redecorate" their houses--and put out a hit on their exes if they haven't paid child support. Instant hit!
3 of 4 | Posted by pixielated | Posted on September 4, 2009 2:23 PM
This is the first reality dating show I have watched where it looks like most of the contestants are purposely getting themselves kicked off or leaving on their own accord.
It seems that they detest Antonia by the end of their stay on the show…
Thanks for the recap
K
4 of 4 | Posted by gasmreader | Posted on September 9, 2009 9:44 AM