March 13, 2008

My Fair Brady: Big Girls Do Cry. And It's Awesome.

Just for you, Lady S.

Oh, gang. The day has finally arrived. It's the last episode of this season's My Fair Brady and I have to say, Adrienne Curry has finally made me happy. For those of you that followed my Oscar Blog a few weeks ago, y'all know that I LOVE me some tears. And Ads sends us off with quite the spectacle, so thanks girl! After seven episodes of transcribing your pointless fights, I finally get some love. I'll almost miss ya.

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March 5, 2008

My Fair Brady: Mama's Got Brand New Bags

Fun bags, that is.

The twins have arrived! And thank god, I'm not talking about living, breathing progeny, but the man-made, shoved-into-your-pectoral-muscles kind. And gosh, we had a proud mama. Get her while you can. Next week is the last episode in this installment. But fear not, these probably air three times a year.

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February 29, 2008

My Fair Brady: Confused In Every Reality

Virtual Adrienne captures savvy of actual Adrienne.

Last Sunday when I found out there was no My Fair Brady, I emailed Flipit and wrote "GOD LOVES US!!!" An unexpected vacation from these two, and I gleefully ran into the streets, flashed the neighbors and ran over some children in my SUV, Adrienne Curie style. But towards the end of the week, I found myself inexplicably looking forward to Sunday again. Did I miss them? Did I miss making fun of them? I'm not sure what it was, but we're back and just as stumped by life as ever.

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February 15, 2008

My Fair Brady: Mommie Dearest

Welcome back! Does it seem different around here? If it does, it's because everybody at My Fair Brady changed their minds this week. Adrienne is total mother material after all. "Babysitting" for an afternoon while the actual parents stick around and the cameras roll, now qualifies people as excellent parent material.

In all fairness, Adrienne's future stepmom said she's really sweet, so this has to count for something. Although no one points out that Denise Richards always seemed really sweet and look how that turned out. So, if you're not drinking the kool-aid, read on. If you are buying this new maternal song and dance, I recommend you never procreate either.

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February 8, 2008

My Fair Brady: Knock Knock Knockin' On Snatch's Door

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I dreamt that I checked the TVgasm website and someone else had started recapping My Fair Brady. I was mangled that someone else had just taken over without informing me. And naturally I hadn't stopped recapping, so then I had to grieve for the ten to fifteen hours of life I could never get back from this week's recap. Well, let's just say when I awoke, I was quite disturbed to find out that my subconscious actually gives a hot damn about writing about these two. Quite. But, there you go, guys. They've taken over my brain. May they exploit their private lives forever.

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February 1, 2008

My Fair Brady: One Man In America Doesn't Want A Threesome

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January 25, 2008

My Fair Brady: The Threat of Procreation

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March 13, 2008:My Fair Brady: Big Girls Do Cry. And It's Awesome.
March 5, 2008:My Fair Brady: Mama's Got Brand New Bags
February 29, 2008:My Fair Brady: Confused In Every Reality
February 15, 2008:My Fair Brady: Mommie Dearest
February 8, 2008:My Fair Brady: Knock Knock Knockin' On Snatch's Door
February 1, 2008:My Fair Brady: One Man In America Doesn't Want A Threesome
January 25, 2008:My Fair Brady: The Threat of Procreation