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So Adrienne says that her top five events are winning ANTM, going on the Surreal Life, meeting him, marrying him and quitting drugs, which is actually her number one. And now ladies and gentlemen, let the tears begin. And we have to thank Chrissy for this gem. Truly Barbara Walters has got nothing on him. He presses her to go deep into those emotionally charged places, all for our viewing pleasure. And, that said. I am genuinely proud of you. For your sake, I am so so happy that you get to have your own show and aren't on Celebrity Rehab. Seriously, girl. You're doing good.

But back to Chrissy's Baba Wawa interview, where he stirs that shit up. Basically, when she was a teenager, she had multiple suicide attempts and was a major drug addict. She didn't even have a vision of the future, because she wanted to die. Because of how hard her life was, she has trouble ruminating about her past.

But no trouble with tears!

Chris is upset when she says she has nothing to live for, but she's gotten a lot better. We learn that she was five years old when the first thing happened. (I seriously hope that this individual has been castrated.) She was abducted, then raped as a teenager. And, understandably, her life went downhill from there, she got into drugs, etc. And even though she quit drugs, she will always have some problems, not everyday, but she will never be able to forget about these things. And if anything happened to her child like happened to her, she doesn't know what she would do.

Chris says there's always a chance of bad and shouldn't stymy the hope of good. It is only through hope that they move forward. It's the only way we evolve! Barbara Walters, this is how it's done! Ads says that she changed her life around all by herself and knows she'll be an amazing mother because of it. She still has a problem with guys, but Chris tells her that she no longer walks alone and has him. Ads says she spent a long time being alone and lost and Chris is the only person that makes her feel safe.

Giving me what the Oscars couldn't.

Chris's initial attraction to Ads was that she's an ultimate survivor. She had an experience that many people wouldn't have survived. She's moving into a new experience of life and that's uncomfortable for her. Ads says give me time, you son of a bitch. Chris says he will and reminds her to let your past support you and not haunt you. The future looks good, says Chris. And just to let us know that her tears have not affected her too much, she burps I love you. Aw.

By the time we're at the kleenex, even I'm misty.

And now it's time to wrap this up with a walk on the beach. The storm has passed and the night sky is clear. The future is bright for these two indeed. They're clear for five more seasons!

So Ads says that they're whole relationship was based on taking chance. Everything good that's happened to her was when she said fuck it and went for it. And then in a dramatic gesture, Ads throws birth control in water. Caution has literally been thrown to the wind, people. We even get a water sound effect so we know it's for realsies! Oh, please. They totally put that sound in in post. We all know she went and picked her birth control up in the sand as soon as they finished kissing. And if it did make it in the water, we all know some PA would have dove in after it.

I want to see that hot girl PA go after it!

Shall we take a chance? Chris asks. Let's go make chances! And Chris signs off with one of his signature dirty old man chuckles.

And our lovebirds are out! Will they be back this year? Will Ads be preggers? More importantly does anyone care?

Alrighty, Lady S. out for now. Thank you to everyone who stuck with me, even if you gave up on the show after two episodes. :)

YAY!

Until then, mad love. xoxo.

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