Maybe it's because we're watching this show in the first place, but I get the sneaking suspicion Vh1 underestimates our intelligence. Or at least our short term memory. Yet again we are watching the same clip over and over. There's really only about five minutes of new material each week. But whatever. You've already branded my amygdala with your dysfunctional programming, now have your way with me. So here we are again reliving the fight. Chris's (new!) confessional yields another point of the ACLT tally though! He says that they can't go down the street without her pointing out some girl and saying, "I'd like to f-ck her." So, the points are rollin' in now and I just realized I don't know at what point she's officially declared a lesbian or not. Uhhh. 8? 30? 100? The season is still in diapers. (Ha! Baby joke! I live for themed humor.)

So Chris leaves Adrienne mid-fight as we all know from previews, recaps and the actual episode from last week. After he gets the hell outta dodge, Adrienne calls his cell and it's turned off. Oh, no he did not. That is seriously the most annoying thing someone can do in a fight. Readers: Keep your cell phones on during all times of pointless quarreling! Because you know what: the person is not gonna go away! You're going to have to turn on your phone again at some point. An intentional turn-off of the cell in those dire moments in so not cool, Chrissy. Be a man and just talk to crazy. You're only going to bring down bigger wrath the more you prolong it. I wouldn't think he'd be making such amateurish moves at this stage of the game.

"Hey sweetcheeks, it's me. I just hooked up with Deal-or-No-Deal Kelly. Next I'm going to burn your Brady scrapbook. That'll learn ya."

So while his phone was resting, Chris checks into another hotel room (I become very preoccupied in knowing if this is by the hour.) and calls their shrink, the butter-voiced Dr. Pine. Chris decided it's high time he tell her that he gets creeped out by Adrienne's lesbian proclivities, because apparently this subject has NEVER EVER come up before in any of their thrice-weekly sessions. Which is funny because it comes up EVERY MINUTE of this freaking show.

"I just didn't want to hear that Sean Kingston ringtone she put on my phone."

But I really have nothing bad to say about this Dr. Pine lady. She is calm, rational and marginally insightful. She explains to Chris that if he'd noticed Adrienne's patterns, she runs to her women when she needs help, so her experiences with women are about comfort and safety. That doesn't quite explain how that got warped into her wanting to boff chicks all the time, but I'll let that slide since Chris and Adrienne are the numbskulls that never mentioned this to her before. And she doesn't seem to flinch when Chris brings this up for the alleged first time. The Pine is unflappable.

So back at Brady Cabin, Adrienne is calling her friends, while she shakes and rocks herself back and forth. Yep, I totally called it on the rocking business. I know all the standard reactions to emotional fall outs. Adrienne is taking this pretty hard. I am sometimes surprised when I see this girl care. I always assume that this is relationship and show is all for the benefit of their fame whore-iness, so I'm pleasantly surprised when I see her all mangled. Not because I want to see her hurt, but I like it when they show genuine emotion. Bleed for me, reality bitches!!

Rock-a-bye Brady. You heard it here first.

So at last Chris returns that night and apologizes for running out. Uh, too bad about that hotel room you just rented. What a waste of money!

Don't worry about Vh1's budget or anything. They love picking up the tab for pity parties.

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