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And now for the requisite bed scene. Now with Adrienne's ass!

Slightly less nauseating than Dragon Breath.

Next on the agenda: time for the boobies fight. (I really do just have this ongoing visual in my head of the producers holding up various, large cue cards behind the cameras reminding them of things they are required to fight about. Seriously, these two could find a way to argue about whether or not unicorns are awesome and I think the world is pretty much clear on that one.)

Not debatable.

Adrienne talks about how she's a model and that she is basically impressed with herself that she's gone this long without altering her fun bags. Uh, girl. Models have no fun bags. And can someone clarify, didn't she already have some sort of surgery done to make her breasts equal? I feel like I remember an US weekly article from about two years ago saying she had to even them out because one was an A cup and one was a C cup. Is this girl just never satisfied??


Anyway, Adrienne has a doctor's appointment that afternoon, and Chris tells her not to go because he would rather go to a cooking class with her, because they should really do something together. Yeah, that sounds like the best idea ever. I was just thinking how all their problems would be solved if they just started spending more time together. Well, Adrienne doesn't give a flying flip about learning how to make apple tartin, because she's got big breast decisions to make. Literally and figuratively!


Adrienne goes to the booby doctor, or as she describes him, THE booby doctor, Dr. Ryan.

I'm so much better than Gob Bluth.

And now here comes the conversation we've seen in upteenth previews, THE BD tells her that if she wants to have a kid in the next few years, she should wait to have the breast surgery done. Well, Adrienne then informs us that she and Chris decided they would wait to have children for about eight or nine years. Great news! This means there will be nothing to fight about, Adrienne will get her boobs done, and they won't terrorize the world with their offspring for almost a decade. Oh, if only everything were that simple, people!

Adrienne comes back with the news and Chris gets mad confused about the connection between children and breasts. Seriously, it's like he groks Adrienne's mental capabilities for a moment. He doesn't get that new implants and engorged, nursing bosoms and suckling babies might not be the best combination.

Does titration mean the rationing of tits?

So they appear to be arguing at this point and yet they are saying the same thing. Neither of them wants to have children for a while. Yay! Adrienne says that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones inspire her, but these two are more Whitney and Bobby than Mikey and CZJ. Although credit where credit is due, later Adrienne says possibly the awesomest thing she has ever said. She warns him not to tell her she can get the surgery and then have him "KNOCKING ON HER VAGINAL DOOR" to have babies in a few months. I love it so much, I'm going to tell that to every guy I date from now on and see how that works out. My original image idea was NSFW or people with weak stomachs, but I'm still happy with this compromise. Let's have at it again.

Alright, so these two seem to be on the same page for right now, and I think we were allowed to end in a détente because Vh1 knows we're as broken down as these two. Let's all hold each other and rock back and forth. We need to support each other and work on our issues together. Namely the issue that keeps us coming back for more. IS out.

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