Dea says that most people that have gone through what they've gone through remain screwed up. They came out of it okay. And look how much closer Ads and Chris have gotten since they started therapy. In ten years, they'll be even closer! And when we say closer we mean condiment close! Ads says she and Chris are like ketchup and mustard, completely different but can't live without each other! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the love affair of the ages:
And now after this "deep, deep, deep" hot dog topping allegorical conversation at lunch, it's time for Ads and Dea to part. But Ads and Dea don't want to ever be apart. Dea is Ads's number one myspace friend for cryin' out loud. (I did check, this is true.) Chris agrees Dea needs to come out more. Good-bye, Dea!
I will miss you and your myriad of retardo facial expressions! Please come back soon!
Ads says it's okay, though. She has her other best friend, Chris! Chris is really her best friend for reals and for the first time evs she apologizes for being mean to him. Wow, Dea's facial ticks really do work wonders on our princess of slogan tees. And now Ads marvels that they are going to Hawaii for two whole days. What a honeymoon. Ads is stoked they're going to be in one place for forty-eight hours. Now this must be some really tricky editing, but they seem to be in one place for a while now. Especially since Ads has been in recovery for TWO DAMN MONTHS. Maybe her autograph signing was in Reno, but other than that where do they have to go? And understandably, they take a five minute nap before packing. These two lead exhausting lives.
Next week is our last week with these fools, people! And we're celebrating in Hawaii! Is any bummed this show is coming to a close? Is anyone else stoked to see Ads blown away by the "875 mile an hour" winds she tells us about in the previews? I hear silicon easily takes flight.
Love y'all. xoxoxo, Lady Sensation
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Am I the only one who feels like it's weird that these girls shower together? Although I seem to recall from season 1 or 2 that she does this with her other friends too... I mean I'm all for having self confidence in your bod but it just seems like a boundary most of us don't care to cross with our best friend.
1 of 1 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on March 6, 2008 3:28 AM