Lobotomized Nicole is once again convincing Adrienne she'd make a great mother. And Adrienne is laying it on pretty thick with the poor me. Chris always says she's wrong, blah blah blah. God, between the two of them the (pity) parties are off the chizzain!
And now it's time to leave our heroes for this week. And we leave them blinding drunk. Adrienne collapses on the bed, refuses to get out of her Pink Floyd jacket and shouts out "Pink Floyd RULES!!" like she's actually Chris's age, which totally turns him off for a sec. But then he's into it again when they have really gross banter about doing it "sloppy" and Ads signs off with a rip-roaring belch. God, I hope the use protection.
So next week, we get to hear about how Adrienne's career is taking off. (Next week's new and exciting excuse for not having kids.) This week she's mother material, next week she's taking the modeling world by storm. My fictionalized accounts are going to be more believable at this rate.
Lady Sensation out.
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Comments (4)
This recap was hilarious IS! I laughed out loud numerous times. This show is so horrendous, and sometimes I put ADS on my list of people I would punch if I could do it and get away with it because she really is one of the worst people on the planet. (although one i watch her, and two i have a running list of people I would punch...so who am i to throw stones!)
Anyways, if you ever see her at the gun range again, give her my best! And keep up the great work!
1 of 4 | Posted by remy111 | Posted on February 15, 2008 7:35 AM
I'm not sure how you did it (what with this show to work with) but you had me laughing. I can't bear to watch the show, but I enjoy your recaps. Good job!
2 of 4 | Posted by mamatl | Posted on February 15, 2008 8:52 PM
Every time I see Adrienne's parents I think of two things:
1. Dad looks like one of Bearstein Bears.
And I like how he just sort of agrees with everything and nods and says Yup..
and
2. Mom back in Joliet always saying "We're good breed man".
3 of 4 | Posted by RHODA | Posted on February 19, 2008 3:02 AM
Slight correction:
Adrienne's dad looks like one of the BERENSTAIN BEARS...The Papa Bear!
4 of 4 | Posted by RHODA | Posted on February 19, 2008 3:11 AM