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I like the "Oh, boy, oh boy!" she throws in like a dirty old man, because it sounds like something I want to start saying. Chris is still not saying a damn thing, so she just grabs it from him and starts looking at it herself. By the way, does anyone else think this looks like the cheapest photo album ever? Like she ran out and got the largest size at CVS?

A stickler for presentation.

Anyway Chris muses thoughtfully that he married a lipstick lesbian to which Adrienne screams back that she's not a f*cking dyke! We'll let science decide that one, missy. She screams, "IT'S ART!!", which is what I do every time I walk into a really pretentious art gallery. People really get my sense of humor at those places. Then she starts waxing sapphic AGAIN at how sexy this Kelly girl is. Now please let me know if you disagree, but I think the fact that she thinks Kelly is at all hot says she truly prefers women. I mean COME ON. I'll be the first to admit I'm a gratuitous hater, but I'll admit a hot girl when I see one. For all her annoying-ness, I'll give it up for Adrienne. Bitch is hot. I found Kelly's Deal-or-No-Deal bio on the NBC website and really good reading when you have a second, people. Fun facts: She's pursuing a modeling career full-time!

Adrienne starts her spiel about it all being for Chris, but he's still a little disturbed by it. Adrienne starts pouting and crying, locks herself in a room, we can hear her going, "Oh, god, WTF did i just do?" And a part of me feels bad for her because I totally do that kind of thing when someone doesn't like a gift I gave them. In fact, right now she's sitting with her knees pulled into her chest rocking herself. Trick of the trade.

When she comes back out, ready to take him on again, Adrienne says that Chris always said Kelly was hot and Chris reminds her that every time she's asked about a girl having a threesome with them, he said no. And I learn something new again because I didn't know guys turned down that sort of thing. I always thought you had to have threesomes with your boyfriend. No one told me anything about dating. Adrienne keeps insisting in a really distracting way that this is a "professional" photo shoot, which confuses me because they didn't get paid for it, but maybe she classifies it as such because they're both "full-time" models. Who knows. Chris keeps trying to tell her that it was for her, not him, which I think everyone would agree with.

And now she's pissed off and screaming about not having feelings for her and only wanting him. She screams that she's not not a lesbian, that she's a CHRISTIAN! But she says it really funny like CHRIS-tee-in and I can't tell if she's saying that she's a Christian, like only into him, or Christian, like the religion. I hope that she's saying that she's only into him because then that would be really funny and kinda clever, whereas if she's saying that she's not a lesbian because she loves Jesus, now that's just offensive.

Girl, we still all feel this way.

Chris then decides to leave because he feels she crossed the line and that it was physicalization of his worst fear. He fears that she's hiding behind that fact that she's in a business that glorifies beautiful women. He is now struggling with the fact he is thinking of having a child with someone who may not be hetero. (Yay, full circle! Back to babies!) Adrienne caterwauls, "The solution is not you abandoning meeeeee!", which I am surprised to hear because it sounds like she has achieved a register only dogs can hear. The previews for next week show that he comes back so don't lose any sleep that our fair bradies are dunzo. Never!

Okay guys, I'm out. I have to go pretend I have a life other than transcribing the arguments of reality television stars. (I don't!) Much loves till next time.

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