By DavaThis week's "My Super Sweet 16" features Erin Bria, the daughter of Eazy E! Apparently all of Eazy's other illegitimate children didn't get any of his money because this little lady and her mom are livin' large. And because I didn't cover last week's episode with Amberly, I'd like to do a little compare and contrast.
Good thing Amberly's dad isn't broke because her love costs A LOT!
While Erin's dad is paying for her party from the grave, Amberly's dad
had ditched her and her mom when Amberly was born. 16 years later,
after therapy or perhaps a lawsuit, Amberly's dad is back, more of a
cheese dick and ready to buy his daughter's love and attempt a
relationship. That's right folks, we'll build this party on rock and
guilt!
To find her perfect "Barbie" dress, Amberly's dad flies her to Paris. Amberly immediately feels comfortable when she recognizes the Arc d'Triumph from a Mary Kate and Ashley Olson movie. If only Amberly were as stylish as the twins she wouldn't need the "Fashion Expert" she hires to take her around Paris. This typically ugly French woman with breath that could probably kill doesn't understand is that Amberly doesn't want to see fashions right off the runway of this season. She wants to duplicate the dress off the "Peaches n' Cream" Barbie cerca 1987. Amberly & Crew ditch the Frenchie and go their own adventure to find a dress which the end up altering to look like something she could have gotten at any American Mall at The Jessica McClintock store.
The fashion theme continues as Amberly decides she wants to do a fashion show as part of the pre-party to hand out invitations to the party-party. Why do 16 year old girls think making your awkward, pre-pubecent friends dance around like retards and hump the air contitutes a fashion show? During the "auditions" to be in the fashion show Amberly asks a young boy to shake his "Money maker". If asked to shake hers, Amberly might call, "Daddy?" But he would have already stepped outside to try and kill himself.
Erin Bria, Eazy E's daughter decides to hand out her "Message in a bottle" invites at the Beach. Sadly noone shows up for this event and you start to feel like it ain't easy being Eazy's daughter. In a moment of desperation she tells some complete strangers hanging around the cameras that they can come to the party if they go fetch and retrieve the invitations she throws into the ocean. While she is treating these folks like dogs I do appreciate that she has time to connect with the little people and keep it real by inviting poor black folks to her swanky party in addition to the rich spoiled ones.
While Amberly ends up looking like a pink pastry puff gone wrong, I have to give her credit that she sought this look out on purpose unlike Erin who hates everything her stylist brings her because she has no personal style. With no rhyme or reason she tells this poor gay man that everything he brought is ugly and gives him no hint to what she would rather wear. Erin also freaks out while getting her makeup done saying her hair is all wrong and no matter what the stylist does it seems to make Erin feel worse and worse.
The one good thing that Erin does is NOT have a cheeseball theme for her party except for the color "White". The party also looks like a lot of fun and reminds me of a club in Vegas although Erin almost misses the whole thing due to the fact her sytlist quite mid job and doesn't bring her the "2nd outfit" she had planned on wearing. Good thing Erin's Mom grabs her parental balls and marches in exclaiming that Erin needs to pull her shit together and enjoy the damn party too!
The most awesomest part of Erin's party? All that hard core Sweet Sixteen partying gets on the nerves of the residents of Bel Air and they call the cops to break up the party. Eazy would be so proud!
To find her perfect "Barbie" dress, Amberly's dad flies her to Paris. Amberly immediately feels comfortable when she recognizes the Arc d'Triumph from a Mary Kate and Ashley Olson movie. If only Amberly were as stylish as the twins she wouldn't need the "Fashion Expert" she hires to take her around Paris. This typically ugly French woman with breath that could probably kill doesn't understand is that Amberly doesn't want to see fashions right off the runway of this season. She wants to duplicate the dress off the "Peaches n' Cream" Barbie cerca 1987. Amberly & Crew ditch the Frenchie and go their own adventure to find a dress which the end up altering to look like something she could have gotten at any American Mall at The Jessica McClintock store.
The fashion theme continues as Amberly decides she wants to do a fashion show as part of the pre-party to hand out invitations to the party-party. Why do 16 year old girls think making your awkward, pre-pubecent friends dance around like retards and hump the air contitutes a fashion show? During the "auditions" to be in the fashion show Amberly asks a young boy to shake his "Money maker". If asked to shake hers, Amberly might call, "Daddy?" But he would have already stepped outside to try and kill himself.
Erin Bria, Eazy E's daughter decides to hand out her "Message in a bottle" invites at the Beach. Sadly noone shows up for this event and you start to feel like it ain't easy being Eazy's daughter. In a moment of desperation she tells some complete strangers hanging around the cameras that they can come to the party if they go fetch and retrieve the invitations she throws into the ocean. While she is treating these folks like dogs I do appreciate that she has time to connect with the little people and keep it real by inviting poor black folks to her swanky party in addition to the rich spoiled ones.
While Amberly ends up looking like a pink pastry puff gone wrong, I have to give her credit that she sought this look out on purpose unlike Erin who hates everything her stylist brings her because she has no personal style. With no rhyme or reason she tells this poor gay man that everything he brought is ugly and gives him no hint to what she would rather wear. Erin also freaks out while getting her makeup done saying her hair is all wrong and no matter what the stylist does it seems to make Erin feel worse and worse.
The one good thing that Erin does is NOT have a cheeseball theme for her party except for the color "White". The party also looks like a lot of fun and reminds me of a club in Vegas although Erin almost misses the whole thing due to the fact her sytlist quite mid job and doesn't bring her the "2nd outfit" she had planned on wearing. Good thing Erin's Mom grabs her parental balls and marches in exclaiming that Erin needs to pull her shit together and enjoy the damn party too!
The most awesomest part of Erin's party? All that hard core Sweet Sixteen partying gets on the nerves of the residents of Bel Air and they call the cops to break up the party. Eazy would be so proud!
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Comments (6)
i'm sorry, but who is this guest columnist? this is just not up to tvgasm standards. no snarkiness. no details. no length. i love this show (nothing is more disturbing that watching 15 years olds boss the hell out of everyone and get upset b/c they didn't get everything in the world, just most of it). i am disappointed in this recap. i will read super sweet 16 recaps no more.
1 of 6 | Posted by sweetjane
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Posted on February 7, 2007 6:37 AM
sweetjane,
i agree.
2 of 6 | Posted by cherin
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Posted on February 7, 2007 9:08 AM
the 2-show comparison is a little much for me. i'd rather focus on 1 episode at a time.
3 of 6 | Posted by couchpotato
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Posted on February 7, 2007 12:41 PM
I would have liked to see a little less about the previous week and more about this week's episode. I mean it was the WORST DAY of Erin's LIFE (or so she stated).
We didn't get to cover any of the verbal bitch-slapping between Erin and the makeup artist and the subsequent tears and "I'm not going" that followed. No coverage of mom's meltdown - which was totally awesome. "Someone get my daughter some SHOOOOOOOES!" through hysterical tears is probably the best parent moment of the series. The Diddy-rip-off Party Theme.
Oh it goes on-and-on.
4 of 6 | Posted by gretcheepoo
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Posted on February 7, 2007 1:07 PM
This is probably the worst recap I've ever read. Did you really write "most awesomest" at the end of your story? Unless you were making fun of what someone said on the show, that is just poor grammar.
Also, like the first poster said, there were no details at all. When B-Side or J-Unit write a recap, I can actually see the show in my head. With this...I don't know what I'm seeing.
5 of 6 | Posted by LeslieAnne25
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Posted on February 8, 2007 12:48 PM
OMG That girl Erin was a jerk, no wonder her stylist quit mid job!!! Hahaha her pary turned out crappy cause her attitude I hate girls like that haha help me I want to slap her and be like duh girl you need to get your Head out of your Louis Vitton and see that your mom lucked into being rich because your dad was a rapper and we all know what rappers do! Hahaha sorry girl money can't fix everything! And if your dad was still alive you would still be on welfare!
6 of 6 | Posted by marisol_ruiz817
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Posted on February 8, 2007 3:37 PM