Well Gasmi, it's finally here! Tonight is the season (and hopefully SERIES) finale of New York Goes To Work! WOO HOO!! I can't say I'm sorry to see this one end, I gotta tell ya, and the fact that they've decided the finale should be AN HOUR LONG and not feature a job to vote on is B-O-G-U-S.
They couldn't come up with anything better than this?!?
In order to prepare myself for this week's "job" I decided it would be a good idea to punch myself in the face over and over and over and over. Truth be told, I was hoping to give myself a concussion so that I could tell Flipit he needed to get someone else to write this. Sadly, a concussion doesn't appear to be valid excuse for not writing your recap. DAMN.
We join New York as she speeds down the highway in her shiny SUV one last time before they show up to repossess it. New York tells us she doesn't even have room on her resume anymore what with all the jobs she's had.
She could care less that she didn't get paid as a ghost hunter, or a clown, or a fast food worker. She doesn't give a shit about those jobs because she knows one thing she's good at is ass kicking. Good thing she's going to be a boxer then, huh? New York says she doesn't want anyone but Pumkin in that ring.
"Live like a princess, rule like a queen. HBIC ain't playing in the ring." Was that supposed to rhyme or something? Why do I have a feeling that the entire hour is going to be chock full of such witty, "spontaneous" banter?
Ah ah ah choo!
They pull up to the House of Champions. I guess that's better than if they had pulled up to the House of Losers. New York is ready to kick some ass!
♫♪ Psycho!! ♫♪
Once inside she meet the woman who will be her trainer preparing her over the next two days for the upcoming match. Good luck with that Mia!
Mia wants to know if New York is nervous. "Hell no!" She is ready. New York thinks that Mia looks like she could whoop some ass; here's hoping we get a chance to see Mia whoop New York's ass! Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease.
Blah blah blah.....the winner of the fight gets ten grand, but if she loses........New York butts in to say she is not losing. Mia likes her confidence. Now that Mia's established that New York is ready and has the right attitude, it's time to attend the totally fake legitimate press conference.
Why is this dude holding the camera up to his forehead?!?! Is he taking the picture with his third eye or something?!!?
The "announcer" Todd Wetherill, tells us that this is one of the most anticipated VH-1 sporting events ever. Really Todd? This guy needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously, could this whole thing be any more ridiculous? So I'm skipping over all this hoopla. Todd introduces New York and then Mia.
And then it's time to introduce the possible contenders: Mr. Boston, Bryan the pig farmer, and Pumkin. AND PUMKIN. PUMKIN???? New York yells, "Bitch, bring your ass out here!" Looks like Pumkin is a no show. What a crock of shit. So people voted on this, paying money for those votes and Pumkin didn't even show up????
You KNOW she was the one that got the most votes. She'd better be showing up later. New York says if she was that biatch she wouldn't have shown up either.
♫♪ Wacko!! ♫♪
Todd tells us that under the HBIC World Championship rules. if Pumkin shows up tomorrow and America votes her in, she's still eligible to fight. New York hopes she shows because she wants to smash "her pumpkin head in."
Now it's time for the contenders to get to talk. Mr. Boston is up first. He thinks the time has come for America to see New York get knocked on her ass. And he's just the douchebag guy to do it. New York thinks he's dreaming. Now he'll be taking questions from the "journalists".
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Comments (8)
Oh God,
I have a prayer of my own. Please make this all go away, please lead her to Michael Jackson's doctor. And please let poor PottyMouth never have to deal with this chick again.
Thank you.
Amen
1 of 8 | Posted by twunty mcslore | Posted on July 1, 2009 12:43 PM
I thought the same thing regarding which direction New York's lunch would exit.
Although this episode sucked, I can't help myself, I think she's funny. I'm rooting for an ILNY 3. I would also like an I Love Buck Wild. And I have a Master's Degree. And friends. And hobbies. And sanity. I swear.
2 of 8 | Posted by messystation | Posted on July 1, 2009 6:26 PM
When they had the voting for NY to get the $2k bonus, did she actually get it? I don't remember...
3 of 8 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 1, 2009 6:31 PM
I too am waiting for a Becky Buckwild show. "It's Time To Get BUCKWILD!!!!" As for New York hope she gets another show also. for someone who I used to dislike the more I see her the more I like her. I guess she grew on me(like a fungus maybe?) Anyway whatever she does next I desperately hope her momma isn't in it. It seems that when she's away from all that crazy she's almost(almost I said) normal.
4 of 8 | Posted by kittkatt357 | Posted on July 2, 2009 11:13 AM
Thank God it's over. This was soooooooo boring! I'd rather see another I love New York installment than this piece of excrement. I just wished she would stop screeching the entire time this show was on.
5 of 8 | Posted by spacevenus | Posted on July 2, 2009 11:32 AM
i'd love an i love buckwild show.. BUT the entertainer is getting his own of love show. is it gonna be a trainwreck? probably.
6 of 8 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:49 PM
Twunty: Thanks so much for your kind prayers.
messystation: Often those that swear their sane are, in fact, insane. :P
slutty_whore: I have no idea. I didn't want to know because if I found out she was getting even more money, I think my brain might implode.
kittkatt357: I wouldn't mind seeing New York in another show - I just think this format sucked. If they had more jobs like the fast food restaurant it may have been better.
spacevenus: You and my ears were making the same wish! I'm sure she'll get another I LOVE show. You can never have too many of those, right?
kmh5125: The Entertainer's show is sure to be vomit inducing. But I'll be right there watching with all of you.
Thanks again for reading and sharing your comments with me during this show! I couldn't have made it through it without all of you!!
If you feel like getting your dance on at all, I'm over at So You Think You Can Dance - hope to see you there!
SWAK, PottyMouth
7 of 8 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on July 5, 2009 2:22 PM
Yay Pottymouth, you survived! Wasn't that lady wrestler Tawny Kitaen? If not, the two of them look like twin sisters! I think the next job should be "New York Goes To The Nunnery... For At Least A Decade".
great job, loved the recap!
love, J-Mo :)
8 of 8 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 6, 2009 3:21 PM