One of them, Bob Woodward I think, wants to know if Mr. Boston is concerned about being known as a guy who beats up women. Well, he's thought of that, and apparently there's some question as to whether or not New York really is a woman, so I guess that totally makes it alright to hit her? I don't know, y'all. His logic is too strong for me.
If she used to be a man, or is a man, then it's totally alright for me to kick her ass. Oh shit! I kissed her!! Him. Her. Wait! What was I talking about? Does anyone have some baked beans?
Up next to talk is Bryan. Bryan is going to be quick, and she won't even see what hit her.
I bet you say that to all the girls!
Questions for Bryan? Carl Bernstein has one. Bryan said he wrestles pigs on his dad's pig farm, was he comparing New York to a pig?
If the snout fits......
Bryan WOULD have to compare New York to a pig. From where he's standing it smells an awful lot like pig crap. New York says that's the pig shit under his fingernails. "Smell 'em!" Noooooo thank you! Interestingly no one seems to care whether it makes Bryan an asshole for possibly hitting a woman.
These are the best journalists evah!! And if you text "train me" to VH-1 now, you too can be a serious journalist. Each text message cost $5,999.
Todd gives a quick shout out to the owner of House of Idiots Champions, before moving on to the main attraction, New York. She's ready for their questions. Ernie Pyle asks New York, "What do you think it'll take to knock out a big guy like Mr. Boston over there?"
New York doesn't think it will take much. "HELLO. GOODBYE." Ernie Harwell says New York was hit by the spit heard round the world, doesn't she just wanna get Pumkin in the ring? Yep. That's who she wants. She doesn't wanna fight Bryan, she doesn't wanna fight Boston. She wants some Pumkin.
I want some Pumkin pie.
Training time. The guys go first, with the owner of House of Morons Champions, Mark Parra.
Mark's an ass. He tells the guy's they should call him sensei. And then lists all the people he's trained. Yeah, you're so awesome at training people you've landed here with these idiots. Yay Mark! Mr Boston doesn't know what sensei means, and he doesn't care what sensei means, he's just looking forward to beating up New York. They head off to do some warm ups in the mirror.
New York meets Mia for her training. Mia wants to New York to work up a sweat, and New York tells her she's good at sweating, "especially in the bedroom." Thanks for sharing. Mia says the qualities New York is going to need are stamina, speed and technique.
Back to the boys, warming up with jump ropes.
No words.
New York is also jumping rope. Mia's impressed and New York tells her she used to play double dutch in high school. Then they work on their Tae Bo a little.
New York says she just ate lunch. And it's coming back out. EWWWWWWWW. Which way? EWWWWWWWW again. I need to learn to not ask these questions. Mia calls her a sissy, and then Boston yells over to her from the other side of the gym about getting tired already. She's not tired, she just ate lunch.
From what Bryan's seeing, he's not worried about tomorrow. Boston's happy that they're learning a lot of punches so that he can beat New York's ass. Mia is teaching New York about personal space, and not letting anyone in to her personal space.
It's a little late for that lesson
More training, BOOOORRRRING. I'm so done with this fucking training crap. New York thinks it's hard, she didn't think she'd be able to do this. I don't think I'll be able to get through this. Yeah, I know, no one's crying for me either.
As we head into the commercial break, New York tells us she doesn't wanna work a steady job. VH-1 wants you to vote on what she should do next.
They forgot "D - Dig a hole and bury herself in it." Any guesses which one I'm voting for?
We come back to more training. Well, actually they're taking a break before doing a little sparring. New York says she's going to win. Boston says we'll see about that since there's money on the line. He wants her to think about what a nice sweet guy he is so he won't expect it when he kicks her ass.
Sparring time. They'll all be sparring with this lady.
Scaaaaaaa-ry!
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Comments (8)
Oh God,
I have a prayer of my own. Please make this all go away, please lead her to Michael Jackson's doctor. And please let poor PottyMouth never have to deal with this chick again.
Thank you.
Amen
1 of 8 | Posted by twunty mcslore | Posted on July 1, 2009 12:43 PM
I thought the same thing regarding which direction New York's lunch would exit.
Although this episode sucked, I can't help myself, I think she's funny. I'm rooting for an ILNY 3. I would also like an I Love Buck Wild. And I have a Master's Degree. And friends. And hobbies. And sanity. I swear.
2 of 8 | Posted by messystation | Posted on July 1, 2009 6:26 PM
When they had the voting for NY to get the $2k bonus, did she actually get it? I don't remember...
3 of 8 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on July 1, 2009 6:31 PM
I too am waiting for a Becky Buckwild show. "It's Time To Get BUCKWILD!!!!" As for New York hope she gets another show also. for someone who I used to dislike the more I see her the more I like her. I guess she grew on me(like a fungus maybe?) Anyway whatever she does next I desperately hope her momma isn't in it. It seems that when she's away from all that crazy she's almost(almost I said) normal.
4 of 8 | Posted by kittkatt357 | Posted on July 2, 2009 11:13 AM
Thank God it's over. This was soooooooo boring! I'd rather see another I love New York installment than this piece of excrement. I just wished she would stop screeching the entire time this show was on.
5 of 8 | Posted by spacevenus | Posted on July 2, 2009 11:32 AM
i'd love an i love buckwild show.. BUT the entertainer is getting his own of love show. is it gonna be a trainwreck? probably.
6 of 8 | Posted by kmh5125 | Posted on July 2, 2009 5:49 PM
Twunty: Thanks so much for your kind prayers.
messystation: Often those that swear their sane are, in fact, insane. :P
slutty_whore: I have no idea. I didn't want to know because if I found out she was getting even more money, I think my brain might implode.
kittkatt357: I wouldn't mind seeing New York in another show - I just think this format sucked. If they had more jobs like the fast food restaurant it may have been better.
spacevenus: You and my ears were making the same wish! I'm sure she'll get another I LOVE show. You can never have too many of those, right?
kmh5125: The Entertainer's show is sure to be vomit inducing. But I'll be right there watching with all of you.
Thanks again for reading and sharing your comments with me during this show! I couldn't have made it through it without all of you!!
If you feel like getting your dance on at all, I'm over at So You Think You Can Dance - hope to see you there!
SWAK, PottyMouth
7 of 8 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on July 5, 2009 2:22 PM
Yay Pottymouth, you survived! Wasn't that lady wrestler Tawny Kitaen? If not, the two of them look like twin sisters! I think the next job should be "New York Goes To The Nunnery... For At Least A Decade".
great job, loved the recap!
love, J-Mo :)
8 of 8 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on July 6, 2009 3:21 PM