"New York, good luck on your next job because unfortunately you are not a ghost hunter." Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then he rips the check up in front of her just like the guy from last week. I can only assume that the producers have asked them to do that when they are not giving New York the money.
She is not happy. As she's walking away, she's saying she is done. "You're not going to play games with me over ten grand each time. I'm not doing this anymore. It's not worth it. I'm dead fucking serious too." Yeah. If I thought she was serious I would throw a fucking party and invite each and every one of you. But this is just a ploy to get my hopes up so they can be stomped on and ground into dust next week. I'm not buying it!
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out!
So what do think Gasmi? Happy she didn't get the money? Hoping she keeps on truckin'? I'm going to go out on a limb and say she'll be back and the vote will be for exotic animal trainer. Because I still have some hearing left.
Sorry the recap was late this week. I've been sick as a dog. Probably possessed or something. This was the first night I could drink again, and I can't write this recap sober, so you see why I had to wait. Thanks for reading. See you next week!
SWAK, PottyMouth
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Comments (7)
Ugh, can this woman just die already?
Who honestly cares about what she does?
1 of 7 | Posted by stillborn | Posted on May 30, 2009 1:19 PM
Darling Pottymouth,
Sick and having to recap this show is just too much. Seriously, it's time to hit Flipit up for a bonus : )
It's kind of too bad that New York's mother wasn't working these jobs, as well. That would have some potential!!
Hang in there. Your recaps are awesome.
Hugs,
Yenta
2 of 7 | Posted by yentapatrol | Posted on May 31, 2009 5:23 AM
Hope you (and the economy) feel better soon.
Thanks for the recap.
3 of 7 | Posted by fire@will | Posted on May 31, 2009 10:02 AM
your recaps are better than the show....
but I can't stop watching! why?!?!
4 of 7 | Posted by steveninseattle | Posted on June 1, 2009 5:32 AM
Yenta: Sister Patterson would have been awesome on this episode and the naked one! lol
I think I have to call bullshit on this show. How can they take votes for a couple of days, then film and edit the show for the next week. I think that they have already filmed all the episodes and just let people vote for the heck of it. It isn't like Price Waterhouse is supervising the voting process or anything.
Thanks for a great recap, PM. Hope you are feeling better.
5 of 7 | Posted by Snootchy Bootches | Posted on June 1, 2009 6:14 AM
LOLOL at the Ouija Board gif!!! I totally fell in love with you for that, those kind of gifs are near and dear to my heart, MWAH!
I am super happy they didn't give the bitch any money, maybe it will teach her that she's let everyone else inside of her, what's a few ghosts for $10,000?
OMG, on a semi-related note, you must search on YouTube (or even buy it at Best Buy, they're not that expensive) and get the season where the guys from Ghost Hunters went to the Queen Mary, it was fucking HYSTERICAL. To start with, one of their guides was this total bimbo/airhead who claimed she was "a sensitive" and that she could "feel things" and went on to tell those guys that part of the "ghostly happenings" there were the fact that you could hear water running through this random piece of machinery on the ship "that we know for SURE is not a working piece of machinery!" The guys pointed their heat-sensitive-camera-thingy (that's the technical term for it) at it and discovered that *SURPRISE* there's hot water running through the machinery because *GASP* it's a working water heater! ROFLMAO! They're plumbers on their off time, it's not like they don't know that kind of machinery. Ms. Sensitive was super-embarrassed. EVEN BETTER, they had set up a camera in one of the staterooms and left it running, and when they went back later to check the footage, they saw that some unseen force started to unmake the bed and pull the covers down on it! It was super freaky... until one of the guys noticed that there was a jump in the video image that led to them discovering that someone came into the room, stopped the camera while an accomplice got into position and pulled the covers down... total hoax! It was an awesome show, PLUS they also go to the Winchester Mystery House, which is one of my favorite places in San Jose...
Sorry for the tangent, but I thought that shit was almost as funny as New York being afraid someone's trying to get inside her body (LOVED the It pic!)
love, J-Mo :)
6 of 7 | Posted by J-Mo | Posted on June 1, 2009 1:14 PM
stillborn: I don’t wish death on her, just on her stupid show! But you’re right, who really cares about what she’s doing? I’d like to meet those people and smack them upside the head. :-D
Yenta: I agree. I think it would be a lot more entertaining with her mom – that woman is a riot.
fire@will: Thanks so much, I feel much better. Hopefully the economy will too! And soon.
steveninseattle: Thanks! I don’t know. Is your head being held in place by a vise?!? Someone call the cops! Steven’s being held prisoner and forced to watch this show – someone save him!
Snootchy Bootches: I think you are absolutely correct. What scares me is that they might be planning on airing ALL of the jobs at some point in time. I need to go lie down now.
J-Mo: Holy Shit! I have missed you! What and when will you be recapping next? I need my fix. I’m glad you liked the gif! I was cracking myself up, but you never know if anyone else is going to find it as amusing as you. I’ll definitely have to check out that Ghost Hunters episode – it sounds hiLARious!
Thanks all for reading and commenting – you all make having to watch this dreck a little less torturous!
7 of 7 | Posted by PottyMouth | Posted on June 1, 2009 3:21 PM