"Oh cripes. You saw that?"
And we're back with more Newport Harbor: Home for the Holidays! Except this week nobody is at home and there is no holiday - unless you count Billy Frat Party Day as a holiday. Evs, lets join the gang down at the beach in Newport, or up at the beach in Santa Barbara, or midway at the beach in Santa Monica. Quit your job, drop out of school, whatever it takes to be one of the cool kids in Orange County. Let's go!
Chrissy starts us off by excusing last week's public make-out session with Billy as the result of her being "caught up in the moment." Way to rationalize, Chrissy. Were you also drunk? Were you also just missing Clay? Were you also just trying to have a good time at your party? Busted! Then we move to Clay and a still-scuzzy Mayor G-Thing packing up the car to head to Santa Barbara to spy on Chrissy, or as Clay said last week, "see this for myself" or something along those lines. There's nothing like a young trusting relationship. They decide that if things with Chrissy go awry, there are plenty of other college chicks dying to make out with high school boys so they'll be just fine. This may end up being true for Clay, but Mayor G-Thing is so screwed. Or not screwed. You know what I mean.
Up in Santa Barbara Allie 2 is taking a turn wearing a UCSB sweatshirt in case any young viewers are pondering over which college to attend. Like we're really supposed to believe that these snotty little sorority girls voluntarily wear big frumpy school sweatshirts. Nice try, MTV. And UCSB.
"Fine. But Kylie has to wear it next."
Meanwhile Kylie is sporting two spiders where her eyelashes are supposed to reside and she is telling the girls how she feels about hanging out with Chase at the party last weekend. Unlike last week, she's sounding a little put out with the whole idea of Chase and announces that she doesn't want a serious relationship right now. Not even with a real estate office floater? This girl is picky. Chrissy says that it was interesting to compare Clay and Billy last weekend since she spent Friday night with Clay and then Saturday night with Billy. But she still can't choose between them and has no idea whom she prefers.
Back in the Newp (Holla, DP Hooker!), Chase is taking a stroll with Fatty, who is on one of her frequent fact-finding missions. She discovers that Chase is planning to move up to Santa Barbara to be near Kylie because he is quite determined to be in a relationship with her. Remember last year when Fatty and Chase had their drunken make-out at the Pretty in Pink party? Just thinking out loud. Anyway, I'm deducing that Chase is no longer an office floater at the real estate firm. Or if he is, he doesn't care and is quitting. He's also not going to school so that makes him an unemployed dropout. I bet Taylor cries herself to sleep every night. Fatty pushes to know just what Chase's status is with Kylie and he says that they are "together" without the title. I wonder what Kylie would have to say about that. Fatty wonders about Taylor and tells Chase he needs to choose, to which he declares that he has already chosen Kylie. Too bad she hasn't chosen him back.
Chrissy sits outside on the UCSB campus in front of her blank laptop screen and pretends to call Clay when who should come strolling along but Billy! Call cancelled. They chuckle over how much fun they had together over the weekend and then Billy tells Chrissy that his buddy Brett is having a party tonight and that Chrissy should come with Kylie and Allie 2. Chrissy says she'll think about it, but she has a lot of studying to do. Yeah right! She says she'll be there with bells on. Billy heads back to his dorm and Chrissy goes back to fake studying on her blank computer. Does she own any books for all of those classes she's taking?
"So can I borrow your biology notes?"
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Comments (9)
I thought Clay should have said something and not been such a pussy about the situation. Clearly it was Chrissy's fault the way things happened and he should have told her so and I think she was being condescending when she was telling him he should enjoy senior year and she should enjoy college blah blah blah like she's SO over high school boys and she's been in college for 2 months...He really should have walked over to them at the party just to intimidate Billy lol. Even if it is scripted or whatever Clay looked really sad when he walked out of the party. Also I thought Grant was kind of an @$$ this episode because he was the one that suggested they go up there knowing what was gonna happen just to be able to gloat and be like "Told you so" and have him be miserable like him. He's that kind of "friend", I'm sure we've all had at least one of those.Oh, and I'm really looking forward to seeing him make Chrissy jealous so she can have a taste of her own medicine.
Anyways, great recap :)
1 of 9 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on December 21, 2007 9:16 PM
Ok, I seriously don't like Chrissy now. Clay deserved better than that. I'm mad as hell he allowed her to walk away like it wasn't her fault. The whole time I was thinking he really needs to get with Taylor and then I saw the previews. Hopefully he'll make something happen with her. I hope he doesn't cave for Chrissy.
2 of 9 | Posted by Buttercup24 | Posted on December 22, 2007 4:24 PM
Oh I got a holla! I must post, even if it's Christmas Eve. Chrissy definitely got out of that pretty easily; I wish Clay had put her in her place. Although it may be better this way because now she thinks Clay is still at her beck and call, and then she will be bitch-slapped with MTV-level amounts of surprise next week at the party when Clay is pimping out two ladies.
I am ashamed to admit that G-Thing made me laugh when they "woke up" in the car, when he told Clay to thank Chrissy for her hospitality. He must have been well-rested to come up with such snappy retorts so early in the morning. I was puzzled as to why no college girls wanted a piece of Grant the night before though. Don't they know he's the mayor??
WTF was Chase wearing when he went to visit Kylie? I was his hypnotized by his early 90s hypercolor blue shirt.
Still think Billy looks like a weasel, Clay is a million times better looking, and with Billy introducing all those girls with the same name, did anyone else get the feeling Billy might be playing our little Chrissy (you know, the one that goes to UCSB)???
3 of 9 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on December 24, 2007 12:36 PM
DP Hooker I thought so too, it would serve Chrissy right if he is playing her. I can't believe all she said was that things were weird and it would have been different had she known he was coming...what does that mean? That she would've held off on hooking up with Billy for a day? lol crazy girl
4 of 9 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on December 24, 2007 11:25 PM
OMG..I ued to love Crissy, but I have lost all respect. It looks like she put on the Freshman 15 or 20, I think her teet and roots grew in too much!!! NOT CUTE any more Clay is much too cute and nice for her. I also think everyone at school knows her(From MTV) that is how she got into Pi Phi..I also think that Billy is using her to get on MTV..he seemed MUCH too interested in the other girls ..a real player..and how wierd is her Pervert father, "Have you kissed him yet???" My mother wouldn't even ask that..Clay run away far away!!!and get a cuter girlfriend
5 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 3:53 PM
OMG..I ued to love Crissy, but I have lost all respect. It looks like she put on the Freshman 15 or 20, I think her teeth and roots grew in too much!!! NOT CUTE any more Clay is much too cute and nice for her. I also think everyone at school knows her(From MTV) that is how she got into Pi Phi..I also think that Billy is using her to get on MTV..he seemed MUCH too interested in the other girls ..a real player..and how wierd is her Pervert father, "Have you kissed him yet???" My mother wouldn't even ask that..Clay run away far away!!!and get a cutier girlfriend
6 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 3:54 PM
OMG ..what a mess..I mean Chrissy..Did she put on the freshman 15 or 20???...also her teeth and rooths grew in..I think everyone knew(how could they not) that she is on MTV and that is the only reason she is a PI PHI also Billy is a player he was interested in the other girls first at the party until MTV and Chrissy followed by the MTV cameras came in.. then he was all hers(Until the cameras were off) Clay is much too hot and nice for her..he needs to find himself a cute girlfind now that Chrissy is turning into a sweatshirt wearing ,fatty ,frump...and what a perv is her father???..ex:"Have you kissed him yet?" what kind of father askes a question like that with such perverse interest????My mother would never even ask me that and we talk all the time..there are some private things that should not be shared with parents..Clay don't cry just find a hotter more normal girl..anyone would want to go out with you..YOU ARE A STAR!!!
7 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 4:09 PM
OMG ..what a mess..I mean Chrissy..Did she put on the freshman 15 or 20???...also her teeth and rooths grew in..I think everyone knew(how could they not) that she is on MTV and that is the only reason she is a PI PHI also Billy is a player he was interested in the other girls first at the party until MTV and Chrissy followed by the MTV cameras came in.. then he was all hers(Until the cameras were off) Clay is much too hot and nice for her..he needs to find himself a cute girlfind now that Chrissy is turning into a sweatshirt wearing ,fatty ,frump...and what a perv is her father???..ex:"Have you kissed him yet?" what kind of father askes a question like that with such perverse interest????My mother would never even ask me that and we talk all the time..there are some private things that should not be shared with parents..Clay don't cry just find a hotter more normal girl..anyone would want to go out with you..YOU ARE A STAR!!!
8 of 9 | Posted by debbie | Posted on December 26, 2007 4:11 PM
In defense of Chrissy--
I was that girl in HS, and when I got to college, not having guys interested in me in HS, I had several guys want me at once my first semester of college. It can be overwhelming, confusing, and fun... until it gets stressful.
Honestly, I don't think she knew what she was doing. She doesn't know that she is leading Billy and Clay on. In her mind, she wants Clay, but she is acting otherwise, not realizing that she may want something else. She is just naive. Hopefully this thing with Clay will wake her up and teach her a bit about the male gender.
9 of 9 | Posted by fnllover | Posted on December 28, 2007 9:22 AM