And we're back to Chase's house and now I have another question. Didn't he move into his own apartment on the season finale? I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, but Chase's story was that he chose a real estate career over college and moved into his own apartment where Taylor could admire him. What gives? In any case, the Mystery Man is placing a call to Kylie in Santa Barbara, who is wearing - you guessed it - a UCSB sweatshirt. Kylie is less than enthused to answer Chase's call and when he tells her he wants to drive up to Santa Barbara to see her tonight she tells him she is too busy studying and can't be bothered. She tells him to come the next day. Chase says he'll come tonight and she can put her books away, but Kylie isn't Taylor and stands fast with her homework story. Someone doesn't want Chase at the Billy Party. Denied!
Let's join Chrissy and Allie 2 getting ready for the big party, shall we? I am taking makeup notes and what I have learned tonight is that to do your eyes you take a charcoal crayon and color the area around your eyelashes good and dark, then apply mascara for about a half hour. Result: Spider Eyes. Who's jealous?
"Hang on. Three more coats."
The girls talk about how clever Chrissy is for putting Chase and Kylie together, even though Kylie isn't really into it. See, they mesh well, but also butt heads. And Kylie won't stand for Chase's crap. Plus she's kind of a player herself, so that should be good for Chase. You know, I remember setting people up in college for similar reasons. Like I had a roommate who could not stop talking about herself, so I set her up with this guy who couldn't stop talking about himself, and I was curious to see them fight it out for conversation control. She ended up shaving his head. Okay, maybe that's different, but still. It's a hoot to set your friends up and witness the inevitable clash. Especially annoying friends and Kylie seems really annoying. Chrissy continues to apply mascara and admits she still has no idea what to do about Clay and Billy. Shocker. Guess which SUV filled with two Newport boys is almost to Santa Barbara.
I'll give you a hint.
Clay and Mayor G-Thing tell the receptionist at Chrissy's dorm that they're looking for Chrissy and she tells them to go to room 13. Suspicious. No last name needed? They walk over to what is definitely not room 13. In fact, there's no telling what number it is because there is a flyer stuck over the number. This must be due to all of the stalkers Lauren and Audrina got, forcing them to switch apartment buildings. The horror of becoming an MTV reality star. Well, whatever, Kylie answers the door and is just about as happy to see Clay and the Mayor as she would have been to see Chase had he disobeyed orders. Thought you were studying, Kylie. They all fake hug and Kylie offers to take the boys over to the party.
NOT room 13.
Well, it's Britney, bitch. Yup, that's the hot music playing at the oh-so-cool fraternity party that everyone is flocking to. Frat boys listen to Britney? I guess it gets chicks in the mood. I simply must pause here for a moment of Honey Gangsta skepticism. Sorry, but The Hills has ruined me for reality TV. I can't help but think that MTV threw this party specifically for the show and everyone who is there is a hired extra. I'm not saying Chrissy knew Clay would be coming, I'm just saying this ain't no spontaneous frat thing. Like Brody and his "beach house barbecues." Okay, back to suspension of disbelief. Billy is the social butterfly of the evening, snuggling with all the girls and making all the introductions. When Chrissy arrives, Billy introduces her to some of his chicks and then takes her out on the patio to hug and cuddle. I haven't seen this many red plastic cups since Laguna Beach. Allie 2 and Chrissy have a quotable exchange:
A2: Like, do you like him?
C: Like, I like him, like, I mean I still have feelings for Clay, but like, I like Billy. They both like, remind me of each other...
A2: It's your Clay away from home, duh!
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Comments (9)
I thought Clay should have said something and not been such a pussy about the situation. Clearly it was Chrissy's fault the way things happened and he should have told her so and I think she was being condescending when she was telling him he should enjoy senior year and she should enjoy college blah blah blah like she's SO over high school boys and she's been in college for 2 months...He really should have walked over to them at the party just to intimidate Billy lol. Even if it is scripted or whatever Clay looked really sad when he walked out of the party. Also I thought Grant was kind of an @$$ this episode because he was the one that suggested they go up there knowing what was gonna happen just to be able to gloat and be like "Told you so" and have him be miserable like him. He's that kind of "friend", I'm sure we've all had at least one of those.Oh, and I'm really looking forward to seeing him make Chrissy jealous so she can have a taste of her own medicine.
Anyways, great recap :)
1 of 9 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on December 21, 2007 9:16 PM
Ok, I seriously don't like Chrissy now. Clay deserved better than that. I'm mad as hell he allowed her to walk away like it wasn't her fault. The whole time I was thinking he really needs to get with Taylor and then I saw the previews. Hopefully he'll make something happen with her. I hope he doesn't cave for Chrissy.
2 of 9 | Posted by Buttercup24 | Posted on December 22, 2007 4:24 PM
Oh I got a holla! I must post, even if it's Christmas Eve. Chrissy definitely got out of that pretty easily; I wish Clay had put her in her place. Although it may be better this way because now she thinks Clay is still at her beck and call, and then she will be bitch-slapped with MTV-level amounts of surprise next week at the party when Clay is pimping out two ladies.
I am ashamed to admit that G-Thing made me laugh when they "woke up" in the car, when he told Clay to thank Chrissy for her hospitality. He must have been well-rested to come up with such snappy retorts so early in the morning. I was puzzled as to why no college girls wanted a piece of Grant the night before though. Don't they know he's the mayor??
WTF was Chase wearing when he went to visit Kylie? I was his hypnotized by his early 90s hypercolor blue shirt.
Still think Billy looks like a weasel, Clay is a million times better looking, and with Billy introducing all those girls with the same name, did anyone else get the feeling Billy might be playing our little Chrissy (you know, the one that goes to UCSB)???
3 of 9 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on December 24, 2007 12:36 PM
DP Hooker I thought so too, it would serve Chrissy right if he is playing her. I can't believe all she said was that things were weird and it would have been different had she known he was coming...what does that mean? That she would've held off on hooking up with Billy for a day? lol crazy girl
4 of 9 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on December 24, 2007 11:25 PM
OMG..I ued to love Crissy, but I have lost all respect. It looks like she put on the Freshman 15 or 20, I think her teet and roots grew in too much!!! NOT CUTE any more Clay is much too cute and nice for her. I also think everyone at school knows her(From MTV) that is how she got into Pi Phi..I also think that Billy is using her to get on MTV..he seemed MUCH too interested in the other girls ..a real player..and how wierd is her Pervert father, "Have you kissed him yet???" My mother wouldn't even ask that..Clay run away far away!!!and get a cuter girlfriend
5 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 3:53 PM
OMG..I ued to love Crissy, but I have lost all respect. It looks like she put on the Freshman 15 or 20, I think her teeth and roots grew in too much!!! NOT CUTE any more Clay is much too cute and nice for her. I also think everyone at school knows her(From MTV) that is how she got into Pi Phi..I also think that Billy is using her to get on MTV..he seemed MUCH too interested in the other girls ..a real player..and how wierd is her Pervert father, "Have you kissed him yet???" My mother wouldn't even ask that..Clay run away far away!!!and get a cutier girlfriend
6 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 3:54 PM
OMG ..what a mess..I mean Chrissy..Did she put on the freshman 15 or 20???...also her teeth and rooths grew in..I think everyone knew(how could they not) that she is on MTV and that is the only reason she is a PI PHI also Billy is a player he was interested in the other girls first at the party until MTV and Chrissy followed by the MTV cameras came in.. then he was all hers(Until the cameras were off) Clay is much too hot and nice for her..he needs to find himself a cute girlfind now that Chrissy is turning into a sweatshirt wearing ,fatty ,frump...and what a perv is her father???..ex:"Have you kissed him yet?" what kind of father askes a question like that with such perverse interest????My mother would never even ask me that and we talk all the time..there are some private things that should not be shared with parents..Clay don't cry just find a hotter more normal girl..anyone would want to go out with you..YOU ARE A STAR!!!
7 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 4:09 PM
OMG ..what a mess..I mean Chrissy..Did she put on the freshman 15 or 20???...also her teeth and rooths grew in..I think everyone knew(how could they not) that she is on MTV and that is the only reason she is a PI PHI also Billy is a player he was interested in the other girls first at the party until MTV and Chrissy followed by the MTV cameras came in.. then he was all hers(Until the cameras were off) Clay is much too hot and nice for her..he needs to find himself a cute girlfind now that Chrissy is turning into a sweatshirt wearing ,fatty ,frump...and what a perv is her father???..ex:"Have you kissed him yet?" what kind of father askes a question like that with such perverse interest????My mother would never even ask me that and we talk all the time..there are some private things that should not be shared with parents..Clay don't cry just find a hotter more normal girl..anyone would want to go out with you..YOU ARE A STAR!!!
8 of 9 | Posted by debbie | Posted on December 26, 2007 4:11 PM
In defense of Chrissy--
I was that girl in HS, and when I got to college, not having guys interested in me in HS, I had several guys want me at once my first semester of college. It can be overwhelming, confusing, and fun... until it gets stressful.
Honestly, I don't think she knew what she was doing. She doesn't know that she is leading Billy and Clay on. In her mind, she wants Clay, but she is acting otherwise, not realizing that she may want something else. She is just naive. Hopefully this thing with Clay will wake her up and teach her a bit about the male gender.
9 of 9 | Posted by fnllover | Posted on December 28, 2007 9:22 AM