What did I say last week? Billy is a smaller more feminine version of Clay! I knew it! Not a good trade-in, Chrissy. Just about now, Kylie is leading Clay and Mayor G-Thing up the front lawn to the party. She says, "Are you guys ready for this?" Oh puh-lease! Ready for what, Kylie? The pretend party? The red plastic cups? All the hot college guys posing for the cameras? Britney Spears pumping at high volume? I don't know if these seasoned reality stars can handle it. Well, we all know what happens next. In walk Clay and Mayor G-Thing just in time to see Chrissy and Billy making out in full view.
Caught up in another moment, Chrissy?
As Chrissy unhooks her lips from Billy's face she glances over, spots Clay and starts to panic. I was really rooting for Clay to walk over and introduce himself because he is so much bigger and manlier than Billy, who would have peed his pants, but alas, he and Mayor G-Thing flee the scene. Weenies. Mayor G-Thing asks Clay what the deal is with Chrissy and Clay says, "I guess I'm over it." So now it must be on to all of those college girls who are dying to meet high school boys, right Mayor G-Thing? Chrissy just stands inside the party confused.
The next morning, the three sorority sisters sit around to discuss what happened. Allie 2 has a complicated theory. She thinks that the boys just randomly decided to come up to Santa Barbara - end of theory. This girl's a sharp one.
"OMG, I bet you're right."
They wonder where the boys ended up sleeping. I can answer that. They slept at a hotel that MTV paid for and after a lovely breakfast in their room they drove over to the beach and posed like they were sleeping in the car. As if we're going to believe that the rich boys slept at the beach in the front seat of Clay's car - sitting up? Sorry, but no. Please make a little effort, MTV. Just because you shot your wad with The Hills doesn't mean you should give up entirely.
"It's funny to pretend to sleep in the car."
The boys "wake up" pretending to be confused about where they are and start talking about how bad last night sucked. What, no college girls? Clay says it was stupid and Mayor G-Thing says, "Frat row is filled with tools." Eloquent as always, G-Thing. He does the "I told you so" dance, reminding Clay that he said all along that relationships suck. Clay sees the silver lining, which is that at least now he knows where he stands. Yes, there's always a bright side. Just then, as the result of much prodding from the sorority sisters, Chrissy calls Clay's phone. G-Thing doesn't want him to answer, but of course he does. Chrissy is all elusive, just saying that last night was weird, and she doesn't know, blah, blah, blah. But she'll come down to the beach and they'll talk. G-Thing doesn't like this at all, so he takes off on foot to find some breakfast in this strange town. Good luck with that, player.
Ah, we're taking a refreshing break from all of the relationship drama to pay a visit to Original Allie and Fatty McFatterson in Santa Monica. Original Allie laments that she needs to find a job because she has no money. Sorry, but I can't resist this Allie quote: "I like, hate that like, I always have to like, call my dad and like, be like, I need money in the bank, like..." Have these kids always said "like" so much? It's so distracting.
"Like, no. I've never like, said 'like' so much."
Anyway, the girls conclude that Allie should find a job at a clothing store so that she can get a discount. Fatty tells Allie about the chat she had with Chase the other day regarding his relationship with Kylie. They think Chase is foolish for wanting to move to Santa Barbara to be with Kylie (duh) and that Kylie is the girl version of Chase. In fact, at Chrissy's party the word on the street was that Kylie wasn't even that into Chase. Well, maybe someone will be getting a dose of his own crappy medicine.
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Comments (9)
I thought Clay should have said something and not been such a pussy about the situation. Clearly it was Chrissy's fault the way things happened and he should have told her so and I think she was being condescending when she was telling him he should enjoy senior year and she should enjoy college blah blah blah like she's SO over high school boys and she's been in college for 2 months...He really should have walked over to them at the party just to intimidate Billy lol. Even if it is scripted or whatever Clay looked really sad when he walked out of the party. Also I thought Grant was kind of an @$$ this episode because he was the one that suggested they go up there knowing what was gonna happen just to be able to gloat and be like "Told you so" and have him be miserable like him. He's that kind of "friend", I'm sure we've all had at least one of those.Oh, and I'm really looking forward to seeing him make Chrissy jealous so she can have a taste of her own medicine.
Anyways, great recap :)
1 of 9 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on December 21, 2007 9:16 PM
Ok, I seriously don't like Chrissy now. Clay deserved better than that. I'm mad as hell he allowed her to walk away like it wasn't her fault. The whole time I was thinking he really needs to get with Taylor and then I saw the previews. Hopefully he'll make something happen with her. I hope he doesn't cave for Chrissy.
2 of 9 | Posted by Buttercup24 | Posted on December 22, 2007 4:24 PM
Oh I got a holla! I must post, even if it's Christmas Eve. Chrissy definitely got out of that pretty easily; I wish Clay had put her in her place. Although it may be better this way because now she thinks Clay is still at her beck and call, and then she will be bitch-slapped with MTV-level amounts of surprise next week at the party when Clay is pimping out two ladies.
I am ashamed to admit that G-Thing made me laugh when they "woke up" in the car, when he told Clay to thank Chrissy for her hospitality. He must have been well-rested to come up with such snappy retorts so early in the morning. I was puzzled as to why no college girls wanted a piece of Grant the night before though. Don't they know he's the mayor??
WTF was Chase wearing when he went to visit Kylie? I was his hypnotized by his early 90s hypercolor blue shirt.
Still think Billy looks like a weasel, Clay is a million times better looking, and with Billy introducing all those girls with the same name, did anyone else get the feeling Billy might be playing our little Chrissy (you know, the one that goes to UCSB)???
3 of 9 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on December 24, 2007 12:36 PM
DP Hooker I thought so too, it would serve Chrissy right if he is playing her. I can't believe all she said was that things were weird and it would have been different had she known he was coming...what does that mean? That she would've held off on hooking up with Billy for a day? lol crazy girl
4 of 9 | Posted by MichyPR | Posted on December 24, 2007 11:25 PM
OMG..I ued to love Crissy, but I have lost all respect. It looks like she put on the Freshman 15 or 20, I think her teet and roots grew in too much!!! NOT CUTE any more Clay is much too cute and nice for her. I also think everyone at school knows her(From MTV) that is how she got into Pi Phi..I also think that Billy is using her to get on MTV..he seemed MUCH too interested in the other girls ..a real player..and how wierd is her Pervert father, "Have you kissed him yet???" My mother wouldn't even ask that..Clay run away far away!!!and get a cuter girlfriend
5 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 3:53 PM
OMG..I ued to love Crissy, but I have lost all respect. It looks like she put on the Freshman 15 or 20, I think her teeth and roots grew in too much!!! NOT CUTE any more Clay is much too cute and nice for her. I also think everyone at school knows her(From MTV) that is how she got into Pi Phi..I also think that Billy is using her to get on MTV..he seemed MUCH too interested in the other girls ..a real player..and how wierd is her Pervert father, "Have you kissed him yet???" My mother wouldn't even ask that..Clay run away far away!!!and get a cutier girlfriend
6 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 3:54 PM
OMG ..what a mess..I mean Chrissy..Did she put on the freshman 15 or 20???...also her teeth and rooths grew in..I think everyone knew(how could they not) that she is on MTV and that is the only reason she is a PI PHI also Billy is a player he was interested in the other girls first at the party until MTV and Chrissy followed by the MTV cameras came in.. then he was all hers(Until the cameras were off) Clay is much too hot and nice for her..he needs to find himself a cute girlfind now that Chrissy is turning into a sweatshirt wearing ,fatty ,frump...and what a perv is her father???..ex:"Have you kissed him yet?" what kind of father askes a question like that with such perverse interest????My mother would never even ask me that and we talk all the time..there are some private things that should not be shared with parents..Clay don't cry just find a hotter more normal girl..anyone would want to go out with you..YOU ARE A STAR!!!
7 of 9 | Posted by nj girl | Posted on December 26, 2007 4:09 PM
OMG ..what a mess..I mean Chrissy..Did she put on the freshman 15 or 20???...also her teeth and rooths grew in..I think everyone knew(how could they not) that she is on MTV and that is the only reason she is a PI PHI also Billy is a player he was interested in the other girls first at the party until MTV and Chrissy followed by the MTV cameras came in.. then he was all hers(Until the cameras were off) Clay is much too hot and nice for her..he needs to find himself a cute girlfind now that Chrissy is turning into a sweatshirt wearing ,fatty ,frump...and what a perv is her father???..ex:"Have you kissed him yet?" what kind of father askes a question like that with such perverse interest????My mother would never even ask me that and we talk all the time..there are some private things that should not be shared with parents..Clay don't cry just find a hotter more normal girl..anyone would want to go out with you..YOU ARE A STAR!!!
8 of 9 | Posted by debbie | Posted on December 26, 2007 4:11 PM
In defense of Chrissy--
I was that girl in HS, and when I got to college, not having guys interested in me in HS, I had several guys want me at once my first semester of college. It can be overwhelming, confusing, and fun... until it gets stressful.
Honestly, I don't think she knew what she was doing. She doesn't know that she is leading Billy and Clay on. In her mind, she wants Clay, but she is acting otherwise, not realizing that she may want something else. She is just naive. Hopefully this thing with Clay will wake her up and teach her a bit about the male gender.
9 of 9 | Posted by fnllover | Posted on December 28, 2007 9:22 AM