One more for posterity!
It's time for Prom in Newport Harbor! It's the pivotal episode where bonds are formed and hearts are broken. Dresses are bought and nails are painted. Pictures are taken and lots and lots of alcohol is consumed. Tease your hair and shave your legs. Find a gown and buy a corsage. And don't forget to rent a limo because we are off to the event of the season with our favorite spoiled teenagers in this... the ever anticipated Prom Episode!
This week we start off, yet again, with our standard Newport Harbor opening scene, which is Chrissy and Sasha participating in some kind of athletic activity before taking a break to talk about Clay. This time it's tennis and then Sasha drives the conversation by asking what Chrissy did last night so she can hear about dinner with Clay followed by the First Kiss. All this leads to prom speculation and Chrissy admits that Clay asked her if she has a date for prom yet. Sasha is convinced that this is a sure sign Clay will be taking Chrissy and then Chrissy informs Sasha that she thinks Mayor Grant will be asking Sasha as well. It's good to ask fellow cast members because this reduces the need for multiple camera crews and makes shooting much easier.
Meanwhile the Mayor and Allie are meeting up somewhere along the harbor to also discuss who will be pairing up for prom. Allie wonders if Clay will ask Chrissy and the Mayor refuses to reveal who he is thinking of asking because it will ruin the surprise. No, please! Anything but ruining the surprise! Allie remembers that Chase wanted to ask her last year and Grant reminds her that Chase and Taylor have broken up, so it may be that he and Allie go to prom together this year. Allie sighs over her "history" with Chase and they conclude that Chase has a toss up between Allie and Taylor.
Oooh, now we stop off at one of Newport Beach's most bootylicious attractions - the Balboa Island Auto Ferry. I've ridden this several times, and it usually consists of being stuck waiting in a line of cars for about seven months before driving onto the ferry for your two minute crossing. You can also go minus your car and reduce your wait by several months. Either way, it's highly worth it. Balboa Island is positively charming. I recommend The Barkery, a doggie couture shop where the outfits are all more expensive than anything I own, and featuring fresh baked pet goodies. Anyhoo, back to the ferry. Grant is being driven on to the ferry in some unknown friend's Audi while Courtney and Sasha have gotten out of their car and are strolling over to sit down on one of the benches for the ride across. Suddenly the Mayor stands up out of the sunroof with a megaphone and starts yelling, "Hey! Who's that good looking broad? Oh - blonde!" Then he holds up a white poster board on which he has scrawled "PROM with G?" And he yells into the megaphone, "Prom with G-Thing?" G-Thing? Oh please no, no.
"Attention, Newport Harbor! I am a wienie!"
Sasha and Courtney shriek and giggle as they approach the Audi to find out what all of this could possibly mean. G-Thing pops out with a bouquet and a huge hug for Sasha while she squeals, "Of course I'll go to prom with you!" And so it begins! Welcome to the Grand Ritual of Prom Invitations in Orange County. I have to point out, however, that the OC kids don't do it up quite as fancy as the kids from my high school. See, at my high school the boys had to figure out some grand adorable over-the-top scheme to present the invite, but then they had to wait for an unspecified amount of time while the girls thought up an equally extravagant way to respond - no matter what the response. The process took weeks. None of this on-the-spot answering like the lazy Newport girls.
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Comments (13)
whaaaa?!
1 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on September 15, 2007 1:34 PM
This show will never be LB (1 or 2, that is). There is not one bright girl in the bunch. From what I remember in High School, the cute girls always had the guys by the balls. No way hotties like Taylor would be left crying on anyone's doorstep. This show sucks balls, and not in a good way.
2 of 13 | Posted by uglycutie | Posted on September 15, 2007 1:41 PM
Did Fatty lose weight? I know she's sucking it in, but in the group prom pics she almost looks svelte.
3 of 13 | Posted by SnackyCakes420 | Posted on September 15, 2007 3:07 PM
Fatty is not really fat. She just has a large head and a short neck.
4 of 13 | Posted by beth26 | Posted on September 15, 2007 4:53 PM
When this season is over, will Taylor lead this show??? It seems that most of the cast are seniors.
5 of 13 | Posted by beth26 | Posted on September 15, 2007 4:57 PM
Fatty is so annoying. That look on her face... and just the WAY she talked Taylor irritates me.
6 of 13 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on September 15, 2007 5:51 PM
Ok I just wrote like a thesis on the merits of Allie's bathrobe dress, her startling unattractiveness, and lack of originality in hairstyles, and i got an error. I can't bring myself to waste even more o fmy life re-writing it. I just thought it was funny that Allie's hair was the exact same style as when she mini golfs, lays out on her daddy's boat, and bikes in circles on her rainbow brite bike on the basketball court.
Great recap and the screencaps were hilarious too, as usual!
7 of 13 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on September 15, 2007 7:42 PM
Um i cant believe that NO ONE during the show was going to talk about how allie and sasha had the same dress. i expected it from allie especially since her and fatty were talking about that girl only wearing diane von furstenburg at the pretty and pink party, and also clay is only a junior so he will most likely lead the show
8 of 13 | Posted by preppyboy | Posted on September 16, 2007 9:10 AM
Preppyboy,
I'm gonna guess that Sasha is not as easily messed with as the other girl. That, and they seem to be semi-friends or at least part of the same circle.
I have to say that none of these girls are as catty as LB girls (Alex M., Kristen, Cami, Kyndra) except POSSIBLY Fatty.
9 of 13 | Posted by shia0bundan | Posted on September 16, 2007 12:18 PM
You almost got me in trouble with "I'm okay! Just a touch of the dizzies." cap I was laughing so loud. Great Recap!
10 of 13 | Posted by rachem_chul | Posted on September 17, 2007 8:08 AM
I still think Clay and Chrissy are really cute together...I'm also sure that every girl under the age of 18 (and some over) will be in love with him since this has started airing. Allie needs to go to college and get over Chase. Also - Taylor's hair is WAY too long. She's a pretty girl but the hair is awful!!
11 of 13 | Posted by Yankeesfan | Posted on September 17, 2007 2:38 PM
It's 'Pretty IN Pink" not pretty and pink...
It's a classic people! Watch it!!
12 of 13 | Posted by User Name | Posted on September 17, 2007 6:20 PM
What were Sascha and Allie thinking with those dresses? They were awful. The dress Fatty was wearing (which I hate to admit I like, simply because it was on Fatty) would have been better suited for someone with their proportions.
Did anyone else catch Sascha's reaction when she was told that Chrissy's Daddy was having sit down with Clay and Grant? She looked appalled. As much as I dislike Grant, it was not his place to speak to lecture Sascha's date. God he creeps me out. That man is a stone's throw away from his next reality tv appearance -- To Catch a Predator
13 of 13 | Posted by msu11y28 | Posted on September 18, 2007 9:20 AM