Oy. Get out your flask. Christian and Sean in robes (DRINK), walking around in Speedos (DRINK) at a spa filled with Manazons (DRINK). Ohhhhh, it's a dream. I hope it's a dream. Please let this be a dream. Sean is complaining on their chez-lounges about this lifestyle not being for him. To make it easier for anyone playing along on the Is he or Isn't He drinking game how about we just all drink until the opening credits? Christian explains to Sean that it's not the man-on-man action that's got him down it's his gross, hairy chest.

This somehow leads to Christian trying to talk Sean out of a literal closet, as they are being followed by the aforementioned beefed up greased down Manazons. The whole dream sequence thing is confirmed as Sean's chest waxing turns ugly and the new Ace and Gary end up in the surgical room with Sean on the operating table as Kimber and Michelle stand by. Sean is flat lining and the only thing that will save him is CPR from Christian. Wouldn't' getting kissed by Christian actually lead to more problems? Like Herpes? Just as Christian is about to give Sean the "kiss of life" he wakes up in a panic. But wait! Who is that in the bed next to him? It's Sean!?!?! The two are about to totally tongue each other down, but then Christian wakes up again. Ahh. The old dream within a dream trick. Clever.

At Sean's house with Julia (where he is currently not gay), the newly remarried couple is discussing their 2nd honeymoon, which will consists of some time away from their lobster baby, Sebastian, Demon Seed daughter Annie and Hello Kitty/Michael Jackson Hybrid/Scientologist son, Matt. However, Julia is questioning whether they are good parents or not for leaving Sebastian so soon after he was hatched. Umm, Julia, please reread the previous paragraph. Leaving your lobster baby home in his tank is the thing that LEAST makes you a bad parent. Regardless, Sean is completely confident in Peter Dinklage's Manny abilities. That is until he comes down with a bad case of what my friend Michelle calls the one-twos. That's right, the Manny has the doodies!

At the office, Lez is back with only one kidney, but still the same amount of spunk. Hopefully, she'll end up just like the last one-kidneyed wonder in my life, Shelby - DEAD with Sally Field crying at her grave about her hair looking like a Brown Football helmet (and yes, that is the MANLIEST Steel Magnolias reference you are going to ever hear).

Christian is pleased to see Lez (is anyone ever pleased to SEE Lez - gross), but not pleased about Sean's fagtastic choice in music for the surgery. That's right, it's Macho Men by The Village People. It's a little obvious - I mean what's next Barbra Streisand records? A little cliché, no? - but its funny watching Christian squirm. CHRISTIAN PERFERS YMCA - DRINK!