I was lucky that I didn't have to watch this week's Nip/Tuck alone. Despite the company of my friend, and eternal Nip/Tuck optimist, Doreen, the company I'm talking about is my good ol' buddy Johnny Walker. After watching the previews, I realized that I'd need my huge bottle of Jack to get through the entirety of this episode. Now, before you light up the comments (yes, I'm talking to YOU, James Leer), it is not because the episode is particularly bad (in fact, with the reemergence of Kimber, some nice twists and only one Christian ass shot, it was a marked improvement over the season premiere), but because of the soon-to-be-copywrited "Nipped in your Bud: Is Christian Gay?" Drinking Game. I saw that Richard Chamberlain was going to be in this episode, and that was enough to know that I'd need to stock up on liquor in order to be able to take a shot every time they made an allusion to Christian's sexuality. And while this is no longer the best or most shocking show on television, any show where I can reference classic 80's porn, Body Heat and Beetlejuice in the same recap is okay with me. So let's see how drunk Umnata can get!?!?!