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Recap: Nip/Tuck: The Ghosts of Seasons Past - TVgasm

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gauze110906Those of us Nip/Tuck watchers who are thankful that the Carver is a thing of the past, yet confounded by this show's inability to cohesively move current plot strands along in a timely manner, are not going to be too pleased with this week's episode. For some reason there has been a continuing a misbegotten trend of returning former storylines (and by former I mean storylines that concluded three years ago) to the front line. Ever wondered what happened to Dr. Meryl Bobolit or Drug Kingpin Escobar (not just a figment of Sean's imagination anymore)? Well, then this ep is for you. But, if you're like me, and thought that those storylines ended quite satisfactorily when they first aired, you'll be annoyed. VERY VERY ANNOYED. Ehh, at least Kimber was in this one...

They're not messing around tonight, and just getting right into things: Kimber and Matt are married and Kimber is preggers. If you think you hear the sound of a shotgun in the background, you're mistaken; apparently Kimber and Matt love each other. It's hard to believe because Kimber has reverted back to her old self, leaving the sweet, good natured Kimber of earlier this season in the dust. We can tell this because she seems to be channeling her inner Catherine Trammell. Needless to say Matt's Two Dads are none too pleased about this latest predicament HK Jackson has gotten himself into. And by predicament I mean Kimber's vagina. The reason that they are at Mac/Troy is not to only spread their joy (it's not all Matt was spreading - RIMSHOT!), but to ask for a breast transplant removal surgery for Kimber. Happy wedding! It seems that Kimber will not be able to breast feed her baby with her fake boobies. Two other things of note in this scene: Kimber is being a controlling bitch toward HK Jackson; and 2) Christian is trying out a new messy hairstyle that makes him look even more like a 40-something trying desperately to still be a 20-something.

At the MacNamara house Sean is painting over Marlow's beautiful, yet slightly creepy Garden of Eden mural in Sebastian's nursery. Something tells me that Sebastian might have been more comfortable with an Under the Sea scene on his wall. ZING! Julia is obviously pisst off about this, but Sean doesn't care. He doesn't want any memory of Marlow around, as his suspicions of a Julia's (tiny) affair are all but confirmed by her rant.

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Back at the office the docs are performing surgery to the "Don't Worry, Be Happy," possibly the most offensively annoying song of all-time. Sean inquires about Michelle, and Christian informs him that she is in Houston with lawyers, spreading her late husband's ashes. Apparently, no one from the EMT to the police to the coroner found it odd that when Burt died he was sans one kidney. If anyone has a truck I can borrow, I'd really like to drive it through this show's plot holes.


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