The Say Hey Kids - 
by J-Unit
This just in. Rich people are spoiled and loathe the presence of people below them, unless they are playing games with them and breaking their hearts. If you haven't caught onto this theme of the North Shore yet, go find your local World Workers Party representative for some re-education. All kidding aside, the North Shore does rely heavily on the differences between the working stiffs and fat cats for most of their drama and almost all of their story lines. This week we watch as Nicole's friends jet set their way into the Grand Waiameia Hotel for the sole purpose of rescuing the hotel heiress from the peons who were planning nothing more than a quaint bonfire on the beach for her birthday. With all the coke they need to last the weekend, there is no question that everything is going to go smoothly during their stay.
Or not.
Now our dear Nicole has been going through great pains to ingratiate herself to the staff of the hotel. Unfortunately for her, they can't get past her designer suits and bikinis to see the fledgling populist that is about to flow from inside of her. Still, being the unassuming working class that they are, they all take Jason's efforts to make her seem more friendly in stride.
Just as we are about to believe that wealthy people have feelings, in sweeps Nicole's old crew, led by the formidable Eva Latisse, whose silver spoon is not quite large enough to fit all of the booze she likes to consume during her party time. Nicole's association with Eva does nothing to help her relationship with the staff, as the latter turns out to be one of the most obnoxious, ungrateful guests in existence. And who bears the brunt of Eva's transgressions? Our plucky waitress MJ, of course. While MJ is waiting tables by the pool or in the lobby, Eva is around with a condescending comment. When MJ is trying to get to work, Eva is nearly drunk driving her head into the pavement. Even after hours MJ is not safe. The socialites find the local dive bar and make all of the regulars inside annoyed and looking for other places to drink (not unlike what happens when word gets to the valley about a nice Hollywood bar).
If that is not enough for you to loathe the socialites, two of Eva's partners in crime decide to play a little game with poor Gabriel's heart. You see, Gabriel is obviously too fit to be straight, yet at the same time too naive to be gay. So Carter and his fag hag Christy decide that they are going to be the ones to find out. Gabriel offers to teach Christy surfing, and Carter, hoping to get Gabriel out of the closet, joins them. Gabriel is smitten, and eagerly falls for this non-jailbait suitor. Christy even talks about renting a house for a few months so they can be closer together. How sweet, looks like one of the rich girls is coming around.
Elsewhere, even Eva seems to have learned a few things. After seducing Jason against the wishes of Nicole, and nearly running over MJ with her Jeep, she tearfully tells Nicole that she has checked herself into a rehab program in Connecticut and this is going to be a last bash for her. Nicole believes her story and decides to enjoy her birthday party.
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