August 19, 2009

NYC Prep: Charity Begins At Home

Well Gasmii this is it, the last episode of NYC Prep and this episode has it all. There is backstabbing, selfishness, greed, and envy with a twist of hate. Sounds like an evil cocktail.

So pop open your can of Red Bull and make yourself a last Jaeger Bomb, light up and smoke those ciggies or other smoking materials. You'll need all the help you can get to make it through this episode. It's funny how charity can bring out the worst in some people.

We start out this week with Sebastian hanging out with Gabe. It turns out that Gabe and Sebastian should probably not spend so much time together.

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No amount of charity work will make up for this dumb move.

August 8, 2009

NYC Prep: Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker. (Ogden Nash)


This week our spoiled brats reveal their true colors. Sebastian throws a party, PC throws a party, Camille tours Harvard with Kelli, Jessie attends a meeting about her upcoming charity event and Taylor goes to a candy store.

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Aww youth!!! Remember your first jaeger bomb? No? that's ok, most of these kids don't remember much of anything after a night out either.

August 3, 2009

NYC Prep: Fashion Week When Even Crap Costs A Lot


It's Fashion Week in NYC!! Can you feel the excitement? I can hardly wait to see the tall stick thin girls walk around in clothes that no one will wear.

There are leg warmers that look like someone skinned a Wookie. There are hats so big you can't fit them in an elevator and heels so high you'll get a nosebleed if you wear them. But it's ART!!! and more importantly, these things have labels from well-known designers and each article costs more than you make in a year.

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No Wookies were harmed during the making of this episode.

It just like that old saying, "Crap is crap, but expensive crap is treasured like a diamond." (This is not really an old saying, it's an original TVannie saying)

July 25, 2009

NYC Prep : Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll


This week PC gets a job, Jessie has an interview for an internship, Kelli does some interviews, Taylor makes it official and Sebastian gets REJECTED, again! It's not the most exciting story, but I'm going to see it through with all of you until the bitter end. It's just too bad that most of the action is just bitching about each other, I guess when you're among the undead, you have to conserve your energy.

These undead are guilty of a lot of things including boring the crap out of everyone watching this show. I mean just how many times can we see Kelli fidget, Sebastard flip his hair, Jessie make a face, PC make an enemy and Camilla mention Harvard?

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PC says his life is all about drugs and sex and rock 'n roll. I don't think so, do you?

These kids are about as far from "Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll" as you can get. So break out the coffee, sugary treats and maybe take a cold shower it's time to visit the undead on NYC Prep.

July 19, 2009

NYC Prep: I See Dead People


Dear Gasmii,

Welcome to the fourth episode of NYC Prep. The kids are dead, but amazingly, they still walk among the living without even being noticed. Ever since the whole Goth thing, kids with pale skin and dark clothes are just so-last week, no one even notices they don't have a pulse or souls.

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Hey kid, we see them too.

July 12, 2009

NYC Prep: Invasion of the Body Snatchers


The body is cold, but the story must go on. Besides, a little bad smell never hurt anyone did it? Whatever you do, don't fall asleep or you'll become the next cast member in this macabre tale.

This week the undead Preppies enjoy the winter holidays. One goes to Palm Beach, one goes to Cancun, one has a stylist help her clean out her closet, one has a date with Sebastard and one visits a pet cemetery. All around the country people are celebrating the winter holidays with their families and attending religious services and keeping traditions alive. But at NYC Prep, there are no living cast mates and no traditions other than All Hallows Eve.

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Don't fall asleep, that's when they attack.

July 5, 2009

NYC Prep Episode 2: The Crypt Keeper

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Won't you please join us for lunch?

What do you get when you mix "Gossip Girl", "Twilight" and "The Real Housewives of NYC" ? NYC Prep. Join me while we get a glimpse into the super-glamorous life of ghoulish teens who spend more money than we make in a year all the while complaining about their lack of love and relationships. This show illustrates the reason some animals eat their young.

Warning: Watch out for rich kids inviting you to dinner. You might end up being dessert.

June 26, 2009

NYC Prep: Children of The Corn


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Welcome to NYC Prep where the children are not what they seem.

NYC Prep is a new show on Bravo about four young women and two young men, all teenagers who are in high school. Five of them go to private school and one is a public school girl. She'll become obvious as the show goes on. Not because she looks different, but believe me they definitely make a point of letting you know which kids have money and which kids don't. I always thought it was rude to discuss money openly. Oh well times have changed and so have the rules. Apparently these kids have very few rules if any and we are treated to all that their parent's money can buy.

One thing is for sure, my high school years were never like this.

August 19, 2009:NYC Prep: Charity Begins At Home
August 8, 2009:NYC Prep: Candy is Dandy, but Liquor is Quicker. (Ogden Nash)
August 3, 2009:NYC Prep: Fashion Week When Even Crap Costs A Lot
July 25, 2009:NYC Prep : Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n Roll
July 19, 2009:NYC Prep: I See Dead People
July 12, 2009:NYC Prep: Invasion of the Body Snatchers
July 5, 2009:NYC Prep Episode 2: The Crypt Keeper
June 26, 2009:NYC Prep: Children of The Corn