You nailed it this time! YES YOU DID!! I'm only on page 1 but the snark is top-rate.

Thanks Tadow,

Glad you enjoyed my recap. Thanks for reading my post, I'll keep working on improving.

TVannie

I was watching the Disney channel with my niece and all the boys have the same stupid hairstyle with the constant flipping. When did this start and why? So if someone were to shave Sebastian's head, would the girls wake up a realize he's not attractive?

Nice job TVAnnie! Your captions were funny and I'm glad you've cast aside your reluctance to say cutting things about these little assholes, it really shows this week.

love, J-Mo :)

P.S. Every time I see Sebastard and his hair I think Shaun Cassidy, didn't he look almost the same?

Excellent recap, Annie!!!!

Can you believe we watch this crap??? Damn Bravo!!

TVannie, awesome recap! I love the vampire/zombie/eat your soul motif. So appropriate!

Thanks for the giggles! I wonder if Sebastard's hair has it's own contract? LOVE that nickname!!

SWAK, PottyMouth

Dear Newcastlefan, J-Mo, Trister and PottyMouth,

Thanks for all of the feedback. I've still got a long way to go, but at least it's a good start.

Newcastlefan: Wow I didn't realize this hair cut or lack of hair cut was a trend among the young and popular. I agree that if you shave Sebastard, he would not be very attractive. We can wait about 20 years when he won't have all that hair after his hairline recedes half way over his head.

J-Mo: Thanks for the encouragement. Shaun Cassidy's hair was similar to Sebastian's mop. But somehow it didn't look so bad on him. I think it looks like Bobby Sherman's hair too.

Trister: Thanks for the love and no, I can't believe we watch this crap.

Pottymouth: Thanks for the "Kadooz" as Ramona would say. I think Sebastian's hair will negotiate a separate contract and it will get endorsement deals with several hair products. But when he gets older he will get endorsement deals from "The Hair Club For Men".

All:

Thanks again for reading my post and I hope to keep getting better as the season goes on. One thing is for sure, these kids are not going to get reigned in by their parents any time soon, so I'll have no shortage of subject matter.

Love and luck,

TVannie

Doesn't this show remind you of that other stupid Bravo show that had the teenagers selling real estate in California? These kids are just as shallow and hair obsessed- I hate watching this show - I'll read the recaps but Jessie's crossed eyes bother me so much I can't watch anymore- I do love how she claims to be so "fashion obsessed" yet looks fug all of the time - I really can't wait for her to grow the fat ass that you know is coming and cry every day because she can't fit into fashion anymore!

Great job, TVannie! I always liked your recaps. Sometimes the snark isn't so strong but you have great observational skills and your writting is superb. I read all of Teen Hearthrob recaps. I can't remember the name of the show...you the one with Jeremy Jackson, and I loved your recaps.

Anyhoo, PC is such an over-actor. Listen, PC, get over it...you're not Chase Crawford, honey.

Speaking of fat asses...Mr. Carey's ass also looks like its waiting to blow up.

Nice closet references, Annie. PC seems to be having trouble on the romance front but not because of dating the wrong girl. The problem's that his been dating girls period.

Amazing recap!! I usually don't laugh out loud while reading recaps, but you had me giggling like a little girl the whole time.

Keep up the good work!

singleinmymind, ugly cutie and imalush,

Thank you all for the pat on the back.

Singleinmymind: Yes, this show is kind of like that show about the teen real estate agents. I thought the one guys hair made his head look like a penis. And who would buy a house from kids who are barely old enough to shave? Plus they were annoying

Uglycutie: Yes "Confessions of a Teen Idol" was my show. Eric Nies and his "pee" hair. That still grosses me out. And thanks for being so sweet, you're a doll.

Imalush: Thank you for your kind words. It makes me feel good that I put a little laughter in your day.

Working on this week's post right now, hope to post it in the next day or so.

Love and luck,

TVannie

Yep you are hitting your stride!! I am glad you could get over not wanting to criticize because they are children. I actually admire that, but I think this is an entirely different situation than a show with actual kids on it. Like that beauty pageant show.

I am not sure how much these children care or realize just how damaging this show is going to be for them. I have a hard time watching this show because if the children are our future then we are in for a future of self involved, over indulged, delusional people with a sense of entitlement, who worship at the feet of consumerism. Oh wait we are already there- the programmers at Bravo are some sort of visionaries, they just have these shows on to remind us of that.

Sebastian and the hair flip!! I was searching for a snarky joke to make about it. But mostly all it inspires me to do is to punch a baby in the face. It is like his hand has a mind of its own and it must flip his hair every five seconds without fail or the world will come to an end or a plane will crash into an island somewhere. What I don't understand is why one of his friends doesn't reach out, grab his hand and say STOP. Hit him with a rolled up newspaper and say, NO!

Sebastardyflip also seems to have taken lessons from the school of Spencer Pratt. Please lets hope he isn't the second coming of the Pratt.

And who else that thinks PC is hiding in the closet? Or is it his attempt at trying to act worldly?

Is it me or does Jesse just have that typical WASPY look? So does one of the other girls but I can't remember her name. The one that has a plan to go to Harvard, become the head of a genetics firm and have two kids. But they both have the thin, upper lip, the receding chin, and old lady thin hair.

I think that both PC and Jessie are gay and just do not realize it yet. Jessie just looks like a lesbian to me. No offense to the lesbians out there. She just looks like one. Enjoyed the recap. Punks!

"PC says no, but we know if he really wants to push her buttons, he'll go out with Kelli, Camille,Taylor, Taylor's Mom, a democrat, a poor person and anyone else Jessie hates just so he can twist that knife of disappointment even deeper into the space that was Jessie's heart."

Hahahah, so awesome. I liked your first recap but this one is so hilarious, and I'm only on the first page.

And the mention of her lazy eye is so great, I was hoping I wasn't the only one who noticed it (though I don't know how that would be possible).

Kelsey,

Thanks for the comment, you're a dear. I hope you'll keep reading my recaps and that they continue to make you laugh once in a while.

TVannie

Your recap was dead on, but I have one teensy comment about the captions. Don't explain them too much. I want to take out a sentence on some of them and leave the rest. Otherwise, kadooz to you!