Great recap Annie. This is more fun the show - for sure.

The problem with PC is he thinks he's a wit. He's not Voltaire, he's not John Wilmot and he if ever met Lord Byron, Byron would beat him down with his club foot. No wonder PC regrets doing this show. He thought he was giving flippant provocative remarks that would be remembered for their brilliance. Instead he hurls brickbats that expose how asinine he is. I'd crawl under the gutter, too.

The Taylor and Sebastian debacle cracked me up. I ain't saying Taylor was right but who was Sebastian to complain? Don't hate the playa hate the game, playa. He would and probably did do the same thing. But she did it better and he hated that. Remember this is the guy who had a fit cause a girl could speak French back to him. I know Kelli thinks she's in like Flint. Watch Taylor, Kelli. She's a year younger than you and she can already go to a party with 2 guys she's been with and act cool as a cucumber. I couldn't do that at fifteen. In ten years I figure Taylor will have at least 2 broken engagements and 20 broken hearts left behind.

Camille needs to relax or she will never get a date again. Guys gossip more than girls and if she stomps on the wrong ego, the dude will go back to his buds and trounce her reputation. Then she won't know what hit her and wonder why she's no man's land. And her girlfriends won't help her cause sadly women do not stick up for other women when men are involved. I'm sure there are exceptions but they're few and far between.
She needs to learn the art of extricating herself gracefully from boors and make them think it's their idea not to date again. She needs to smile when they say inane things and bring up a topic of convestation. If that doesn't work she then smiles and says, "I need to get going and I'd hate to keep you. Thanks for a lovely dinner/lunch/drink." Pay her part, shake his hand and leave. He'll get it or he won't. Either way the dull dude can't really say she was a snarky wench.
Anywho that's just my 2 cents.

Fight the power
Viane Slice

It’s interesting how desperately these children want to appear as doppelgangers of Gossip Girl. PC clearly wants to be Chuck Bass and Jessie seemingly wants to crown herself as Blair or Serena. And, obviously, the producers want to frame Taylor as Vanessa. However, the reason they will never come across as cool as these characters, despite their obnoxiousness, their drinking, and their pettiness, is because the characters were written by adults and are acted out by adults.

I like that Taylor turned Sebastian down. However, I wish she had done it because he’s a turd, and not because she is. How many times are these kids going to emphasize they go to ‘private school,’ as a status symbol, because it’s a little crass now. (OK, it was always crass, but I’m a bit tired of their self-consciousness). Also, what’s up with the guyliner on PC in the p. 5 photo? * sigh * I’m just tired, as if these kids act 20 years older now, you can already see where their life paths will lead -

Thanks for the great recap. This is the only epi I've seen. It's likely to be the last. PC, Sebastard and Jessie are obnoxious tw@ts! PC occurs to me as the kind of kid who'd be involved in a Natalie Hollaway type of incident and skate away scott free. He'll probably end up being a senator someday. Ay yi yi!

Nothing personal Annie, but is it Camille or Camilla? I'm confused.

Dear 2MuchBravo,

Thanks for your comments. I agree with you about PC, he'll get away with murder thanks to his grandfather's enormous wealth. Although according to the NY Post last week, PC's appearance on this show is not making his Grandfather (moneybags) very happy.

As for Camille and Camilla, I can't decide what to call her. The back and forth is on purpose because I really get kind of a split personality from her. The driven hard working "I'm going to Harvard Camille" and the "I want to cause awkwardness at my party Camilla". See my conumdrum?

Thanks for reading and I don't blame you for not watching. Like a train wreck, I find it hard to watch too.

Love and luck,

TVannie

Jessie gets mad because PC didn't call her, just stood her up. I love how she doesn't see that she's just as rude and inconsiderate as he is. I'm thinking Camille might be able to take her. We'll see. SOMEone needs to tell her she's a snaggle-toothed, lisping, cock-eyed bitch. For such a SHALLOW group of people can someone please tell me HOW Jessie has the power she does? In good old sink-or-swim public school she would have been eating her lunch all alone sitting under the stairs. There's *nothing* attractive about her - her face, her voice, her personality.

And PC? At that party someone should have asked if his butt was still a virgin, because we're pretty sure the answer is no!

I know this is totally lame, but I kind of love PC. I know he's a jerk most of the time but ugh, I like him. That's bad...isn't it?