The body is cold, but the story must go on. Besides, a little bad smell never hurt anyone did it? Whatever you do, don't fall asleep or you'll become the next cast member in this macabre tale.
This week the undead Preppies enjoy the winter holidays. One goes to Palm Beach, one goes to Cancun, one has a stylist help her clean out her closet, one has a date with Sebastard and one visits a pet cemetery. All around the country people are celebrating the winter holidays with their families and attending religious services and keeping traditions alive. But at NYC Prep, there are no living cast mates and no traditions other than All Hallows Eve.
PC and Zoe are visiting Jessie and discussing the upcoming winter holidays. PC is off to Mexico with his friend JP. He really doesn't want to stay in NYC for the holidays, in his usual sarcastic tone he tells us that no one stays in NYC during the holidays. The really fabulous people go south where the air is warm and people wear less clothes so you can bite them easier. PC is tired of people following him around NYC and screaming "NOT ONE OF US!!". He needs to get out of town, out of his closet and away from the Queen of the Damned Jessie.
Jessie is going to Palm Beach because that's where she always goes on vacation. They both say they will just "chill". Chilling is great for the undead, they keep better in cooler temps and their limbs and skin tend to stay intact. Before air conditioning was installed in homes, Florida was not a place for the young and the undead. But now with all the climate control our undead freaks can go to sunny FLA , hot Mexico and any other sunny destination they desire.
Back in NYC, Camilla is shopping with Taylor for a chocolate coffee blend to give as a gift to someone in her family because they all love it. This sounds like a shitty gift from someone in the top 1/2% of wealth in NYC. This must be why her family stays so rich.
Camilla is also trying to get info from Taylor on whether or not she is dating Sebastard. Camilla says Sebastian is a good person. Taylor says she doesn't know whether she likes Cole or Sebastard the best. It's hard to use your brain when there is no blood and oxygen in your body anymore. She is just so confused. She tosses her hair around a lot so we can see how shiny it is. She better tone down the hair toss thing or Sebastard will drop her as fast as a girl with cold sores.
Taylor says that she wants to marry rich and to that end, Sebastard is the better choice but she is not really sure which of them she likes best. Don't worry Taylor, that nasty little conscience thing is almost as dead as your heart. Soon you'll be able to date and marry without feeling a thing, just like the evil undead stepsisters Camilla and Kelli.
Taylor asks Camilla what's going on with Kelli and Sebastard? Camilla says she knows he bought her cupcakes, but that doesn't mean he's in love or anything. Taylor thinks Kelli is kind of secretive. Secretive? She's on TV, how secretive can she be except when she's yakking up her dinner in the ladies room?
Camilla tells Taylor not to worry, she's good at finding out gossip. She asks Taylor "what if you, Cole, Kelli and Sebastian go out together? Now that would be fun." Taylor does a poor imitation of a laugh. She is faking it because she does not see the humor in having dinner with Sebastian and Cole together. Camilla is laughing her ass off at the thought of humiliating 4 people at the same party.
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Comments (9)
At this point, I think these children are truly awful. I can see why the school would feel the need to release a statement after watching the initial eps, distancing themselves from the program. However, what about their parents? Who wants the world to know their kids are alcoholic douchebag-skanks?
1 of 9 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on July 12, 2009 7:52 PM
This is a train wreck in slow motion. PC, yikes. You badmouthed Mexicans (while you're in Mexico. Smart.), people from New Jersey, Texans (of which I am one, you little bugger. And I do mean bugger). He pretty much said Jessie looks like a chimp (which isn't that far off the mark, actually). And he's got the hots for his ex-boarding school roomie. I have to wonder what HE will think when he sees this played back.
I love how he kept telling everyone that he told all these annoying people to F-off. He didn't. They all wised up and left. So he's also a liar.
Everyone else just keeps getting shallower and shallower. Pretty soon they will all be one dimensional and a breeze will blow them away - first to New Jersey, then down to Texas and on to Mexico where guilt by association will make their lives a living hell.
Lord have mercy.
2 of 9 | Posted by Baffled | Posted on July 12, 2009 11:35 PM
I don't get the undead comments in the recaps. Is that some private joke that I'm missing out on?
3 of 9 | Posted by Anonymous | Posted on July 13, 2009 4:37 AM
You might be missing something as it's pretty obvious she's calling the kids undead as they're clearly evil, soulless, and act older than they should while looking older than they are.
4 of 9 | Posted by anicho01 | Posted on July 13, 2009 7:26 AM
I watch this on occasion, it's sickening. These kids have no star power whatsoever. JC and Jessie are so ugly. I mean really ugly. Their actions don't help much either. When I look at a person I usually find one good physical trait. Jessie doesn't have any - funny shaped head, wonky tiny close set eyes, no lips and her teeth -gag. When she pulled off that T shirt and showed she had a half way decent body, all I could think was stand at least 20 feet from her with her back turned and she not say anything and she could be kinda cute. If anyone wants to know if JC is gay or not just check his hands. Supposedly if your 1st and 3rd finger are the same length, you are more likely to be gay. I bet his fingers aren't even off by a millimeter.
Sebastian and Taylor belong together. Both of them are calculating skanks in the making. And they both smirk and say dodgy things. I don't know where Taylor gets her ways but seeing Sebastian with his dad I see where he gets his. That's definitely Sebastian in 15 years (shudder).
Camille seems almost sane. I'd have fired her stylist though. That chick obviously wanted half her wardrobe.
Kelli? Well, she makes me realize why I don't miss being a teenager. She's killing herself over Sebastian. She's the cutest of the bunch- she could do a Scarlett O'Hara and twist any guy around her finger. You know how she could get Sebastian's attention? When she invited him to the Hamptons she should have invited another guy too - AT THE SAME TIME. Then she should have danced to the door with an innocent expression in a cute but not too obvious outfit and acted surprised when they both showed up. He would notice right then cause he's a territorial kind of dude.
I wonder what their friends said to them after this came out. I understand most of these kids on the Upper East Side actually distance themselves from the drama- at least enough to know not to display the drama on TV.
5 of 9 | Posted by Viane Slice | Posted on July 14, 2009 8:59 AM
The Jagerbomb / Jersey joke actually made me giggle a bit. There's this youtube video with this guy from Jersey talking about how he and his friends love jagerbombs and bathe in the shit. I'm assuming that's where the reference was from.
6 of 9 | Posted by cansnuts | Posted on July 15, 2009 2:11 PM
Cansnuts,Viane Slice,anicho01,Baffled,
Thanks for the comments and for reading the post. This show is already over in most parts of the country. The buzz has fallen off so quickly, the only thing they could do now to save it is something really ridiculous. Maybe they could send PC on the next Space Shuttle or something.
Cansnuts, The whole Jaegerbomb thing makes me laugh. Kids doing shots is all I see on TV now. PC is just so condescending. I would sure hate to work for him or his family, I wouldn't be able to keep my opinions in check.
Viane Slice: You're right, no star power here and frankly I think these kids have really underestimated how bad they look on TV. This show has the ability to haunt them forever.
Baffled: Yes it's a train wreck and I can't look away. I love your shallow reference, the slightest breeze, heck the wind from my ceiling fan could blow them all to New Jersey where Caroline Manzo could fix their attitudes. I would love that.
Anicho01: This show is very hard to like. The kids are awful and I don't think they're are even trying to be nasty, I think they are just so out of touch with 'real' people, they don't know how to behave. Where were their parents when these little monsters started acting out? And the school that Jess and PC attend, threatened expulsion to any more students doing reality TV. I bet they are adding a new requirement to their rules and guidelines for incoming and continuing students. This just looks very bad for their school, they are both such bad examples of manners I would not want anyone to know I went to school with these kids. Imagine their first job when their boss tells them they are not the King or Queen of the Whole World and that sunshine does not come out of their butts!!!
Thanks again for the comments, and keep them coming. Good or bad they help me get better.
Love and luck,
TVannie
7 of 9 | Posted by AnneM | Posted on July 15, 2009 2:43 PM
This show is so ridiculous I can't believe it. Bravo is really scraping the bottom of the barrel with these kids. First off, I want to commend the comments about the wonky eyes. When I first saw this show I thought "Why do these girls all have crossed eyes? Surely their parents have the money to get that fixed?!"....this show is like the fugly version of "Laguna Beach"....I really hope these little assholes have been laughed out of their precious little social circles they keep yapping on and on about after this show aired. And I hope every college slams the door in their disgusting faces. It's really a shame that money and opportunity has to be wasted on these things that should have been abortions. That's all I have to say.
8 of 9 | Posted by Katie-Did | Posted on August 7, 2009 12:02 PM
Forgot to add that the screen-caps in this edition were HILARIOUS! And the comment about "tossing your hair like a salad" made my day. Thanks.
9 of 9 | Posted by Katie-Did | Posted on August 7, 2009 12:13 PM