Hey everybody! So how about that Michael Phelps character? It's pretty impressive what he did, right? You know what else is impressive? The entire length of his races were interesting, even exciting. I'm pretty sure that nothing in the entire length of Pam: Girl on the Loose is going to be remotely as interesting as that. In fact, you could jam the whole thing into 4 minutes and still not have anything remotely interesting. You know, I'm terrible at promoting this show.

Who needs PR?

Posted by Treadingonme at 12:28 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

Last week on Pam: Girl on the Loose we learned that, uh, Pam doesn't do much, she considers herself an above average mother and doesn't feel like she needs to prove it, and she loves PETA. Did I mention that she doesn't do much? Well, hopefully this week we'll get off to something better, because I don't have the attention span for someone so attractive (at least once) to be so dull. Does that make me shallow?

He's totally taking a picture of my brain right now.

Posted by Treadingonme at 9:30 AM | Permalink | Comments (3)

There are many things that Pam Anderson has done in her career to prove she's got talent, and she's shown off those talents plenty. For instance, consider V.I.P. She showed she wasn't just some bimbo who wore a swimsuit. She showed that she could pull off the hard-hitting world of, um, bodyguarding aided by a couple sexy assistants (and a dude). There was also a sex tape and a lot of Playboy issues. I guess what I'm trying to say is, Pam at least used to be hot and relevant, and isn't so much any more, so I guess she's trying to regain that relevance or something. But on her own terms?

What are those rectangle things and why are they in my goddamn shot?

Posted by Treadingonme at 1:17 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)