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Next on the on camera to do list is to introduce her brother from last week to her manager. Why they haven't met before I'm not sure (no cameras), and why they're meeting now I'm not sure (cameras), but as to be expected, it's an awkward introduction. Not that it merited being mentioned, but the meeting occurs at the place where they're building Pam's new house, and she points out that her new house will have an ocean view if you look over the hills and if those trees and houses and hills weren't there.

Let's trade places, biatch!

Want to meet somebody new? Nope, I don't either. But, Pam doesn't give a shit about what we want to see, it's what she wants to show us. So next we meet her cook, and that's his name: "My Cook." Pam says that her goal is to have her own cooking show, and if there's anything I'm learning about Ms. Anderson, it's that she's semi-delusional, and she surrounds herself with people who perpetuate the delusions. Seriously everyone, stop calling her a genius. The cook goes on to say how good of a mother Pam is, how she'll cook and clean for her kids (she doesn't have a cleaning lady). But, uh, Mr. cook is the one who did the cooking. So, uh, I'm just going to go ahead and remain skeptical, ok? Ok.

Remember Pam's brother? I wonder if he'll be a staple of this show or something. The reason I wonder is because he's back, yet again, and he's got memorabilia for her to sign. Except, I don't think any of it has anything to do with Pam whatsoever. Whatever. Anyways, his new screenplay he's working on is a western. Yeah, that makes sense. Westerns are so hot right now. Seriously if you want to take a run at 3:10 to Yuma and think you can compete, go for it, but, uh, don't expect to get that shit made. However, apparently I was wrong, her brother is the only one who's been doing collectibles with her from the start (he's giving her her old shoes to sign. Should he have those?), and I guess I saw her signing shoes and boxing gloves which is what it looked like at first. Also, remember when Gerry said he sold shit for charity? Yeah, I don't think that's the case, as this week he says it's fun and he does it on the side. This show is so fucking weird, I can't handle it.

Does anybody remember that dude who represents dead people? How could you forget, right? Well, now he gets a formal introduction on camera, and his name is Mark something or other. Peter is checking in with Mark to see the operation, and Peter is just as insane as Mark. Peter calls Mark very smart, so instantly his opinion is shit.

Ok, if you had to choose a hot blond to come see you, would you choose Jessica Simpson, or would you choose Pam? And also, remember this question pertains to now, not ten years ago. Well, those lucky Marine bastards get both! They also get some other celebrities, but obviously this is all to show how Pam supports the troops and they love her. She does look pretty hot though, it would make it slightly easier to handle fighting for your country, as at least one marine points out. Even though...she's Canadian! Protect our secrets!

Guess who else is at this USO thing? Pam's American-born twin, Kathy Griffin! The two are sharing a door to separate dressing rooms, and Kathy wants a picture. But they don't actually show any picture. I think this is basically all just done to show that everyone wants a piece of Pam. And just to drive home the point (or maybe not but I'll assume so) Kathy asks again if Pam will take pictures. This time we see the pictures taken, and they also include a bunch of Marines so that's probably the only reason why Pam agreed. Also, Pam points out that her mom said she's scared of Kathy Griffin, which Kathy takes in stride and says something fairly funny. She just stole Pam's own show. Well, that and Pam's boobs did.

Kathy is going to totally steal this Vaseline lensed bright bright light look for her own show.

The extent of Pam's appearance was basically introducing Toby Keith, which absolutely no one would want to do. But she also wanders around getting pictures taken and looking like a general whore, which if you didn't know is actually a great morale booster. So she's doing her job...like any good Canadian! Don't let her steal our secrets!

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