We wrap that night up. (What? No night vision pillow talk??) and we begin again at the guys' breakfast. Johnny apologizes about his hangover saying, "Sorry, the lights are on but no one is home." Which seemed more appropriate for his intro yesterday, but better late than never. Nate gets a note and reads it to our "scholars, ladies, gentlemen, athletes". Um, Nate needs to stop spending so much time alone, because he needs to look a bit closer at this bunch. Anyway, our gaggle of morons have a special treat today and everybody needs to be ready at one. Then Nate, still on his soapbox, tells Jonnny Bravo to apologize for being rude to the ladies. And Nate. Is. Awesome. His directness takes everyone aback. He tells him that his "biting, sniffing rears" was not in good taste. And then all the girls are now reflecting on how awful Johnny Bravo was, even soul mate Hobag. Um, why is Tania up in arms? She's all, he needed to ASK before he smacked my ass. Hobags feel classier when people ask permission first. So, after breakfast, Johnny Bravo sits down with the ladies and apologizes. Aw, he really just wants to fit it. If only he could stop trying to so hard. Either way, everybody's happy with the apology and now they go off to have a toast or something.
Actually, the treat today is a trip into a local bar for the guys so they can play pool, while the girls stay and get manicures and massages. And, what a pool hall it is. I've seen more exciting concession stands at little league games.
Paradise is in Tijuana.
Our boys continue to discuss the WTF Hookups. Mike encourages James to make a move on "TD", and then he makes a Chewbacca-sounding mating call for the guys, so he can alert them the MOMENT he hooks up with Tania. I then stab my eardrums and watch the rest of this deaf. Anyway, the pool wager is whoever loses has to dress up like girls and once again, aren't they are cribbing from last season? Nate and Raheim are the losers and the girls doll them up in their MAC makeup to transform them into...Natalie and Cheetah. Actually I misheard and it's Rasheeda, for Raheim, but I like Cheetah so much better. Nate, however, does look lovely. Cheetah, not so much.
Cheetah? Oh, Lady Sensation, you are too funny!
And now it's time for the return of...PANDORA'S BOX! Another institution resurrected from last season that I completely forgot about and this one is always fun. Everybody gets to write a question, put it in a box and gets their question asked anonymously in front of the group. Amanda does a boring intro about the myth of Pandora and half-way through Tania tells her to shut up because they already know who Pandora is. "We're deep!!" she shouts. The group gathers for Pandora's Box after dinner and the producers do their best to imbue the scene with ceremony and mysticism for some reason. This is a lot of pomp and circumstance for asking who wants to boff who.
So, Mike asks Johnny about Chelsea's letter AGAIN. What a waste of a question. And of course he says doesn't because she's not there and he's sooo devoted to this group of greasy asses. James said he did backstab Chelsea and acts like he's a badass. Oh, James. Then Johnny Bravo said that NOW he would keep the rest to himself. What? What happened to last night's open door policy? He must have gotten inspired by James's "badass" rant. Charté rolls her eyes.
Wait. Do I see a "watch out for Charté" in there?? JB is holding out on us!
James is asked when he's going to hook up with "TD" and he appropriately answers when he's drunk. So any minute now. (Raheim glowers a bit in the background.) Raheim gets asked after pool fight and if he and James are still as strong? These people are totally wasting questions. Of course they are. And predictably, Raheim said he's glad it happened, he was able to get some stuff out there, and he feels that his outburst released everybody's tension. I think that's taking a little too much credit, but everybody nods in agreement. Daps to that, though! J+R 4EVS!!!
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Comments (3)
oh my god, i can't believe a show like this even exists. i think my innocence was compromised, and ive killed a hooker once. oy!
1 of 3 | Posted by hugostop | Posted on February 22, 2008 4:46 PM
I thought the call Mike was issuing after humping Tania was to let Raheim and Orbi know it was their turn to come and get some? Why didn't you comment on that?
2 of 3 | Posted by talma63 | Posted on February 23, 2008 1:19 PM
great recap. and ahhh i watched forever eden! so sad to admit it. brainstorm! we get the forever eden kids (who are probably survivor skinny and all have jack sheppard flash forward lost beards) to boat on down to the infinity pool in paradise and we infuse some real drama into this! what's better than 8 people who have been trapped on a non-existent reality show for 4 years?!
and yes, i'd like to propose a toast to that notion.
3 of 3 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on February 24, 2008 12:24 PM