Tania gets asked why she hasn't slept with might and she basically says she will. And Johnny Bravo is out of the picture for a minute because Mike and Tania are back all over each other. Mike calls Tania a rockstar, because she's like female version of him, of course. Mike just seems really desperate to not have their Guido-Guidette situation compromised. And, luckily for him... tonight is the night! Mike and Tania go all the way. And luckily for us, it's over quickly. "Well, I've find your forté!" says Mike. And not one to roll over and fall asleep, Mike actually does get out of bed and wake up all the gents with his Chewbacca mating call. And luckily for me, I went deaf at the halfway point.
It's like witnessing Mufasa standing proudly on the cliff.
So I am disappointed we didn't get an elimination this week. I am hoping that there will be lots of rearranging next week. I doubt it will be a simple case of replacing Mike with Johnny. But who knows? Oh, Paradise, you fickle love.
Marry, boff, kill. Winner: Tania, Loser, Mike, Most Annoying: Johnny Bravo
Oh, god. Toughest yet. Kill Johnny Bravo, boff Tania, marry Mike. Okay, that was a mistake. You would be married to those noises forever. But....ugh, I'm stumped this week.
See y'all soon. Love y'all! xoxo, Lady Sensation
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Comments (3)
oh my god, i can't believe a show like this even exists. i think my innocence was compromised, and ive killed a hooker once. oy!
1 of 3 | Posted by hugostop | Posted on February 22, 2008 4:46 PM
I thought the call Mike was issuing after humping Tania was to let Raheim and Orbi know it was their turn to come and get some? Why didn't you comment on that?
2 of 3 | Posted by talma63 | Posted on February 23, 2008 1:19 PM
great recap. and ahhh i watched forever eden! so sad to admit it. brainstorm! we get the forever eden kids (who are probably survivor skinny and all have jack sheppard flash forward lost beards) to boat on down to the infinity pool in paradise and we infuse some real drama into this! what's better than 8 people who have been trapped on a non-existent reality show for 4 years?!
and yes, i'd like to propose a toast to that notion.
3 of 3 | Posted by baymenxpac | Posted on February 24, 2008 12:24 PM