Is my hair okay? Nick Cannon might be watching.

So let’s see how everyone is reacting to Jungle Fever Myrna’s roommate rearrangements. Myrna of course claims it was a "huge shock" in her zombie from the Valley voice, while she makes sure every strand of hair is in place.

Bisky says that she’s going to have sleep on the floor again because she’s with ogre James that sleep cuddles. Jersey calls bullshit rightfully because at least Biscuit gets to be with her friend. Lest you forget Jersey is with “Model” Aaron who she thinks has his head up his ass. That he does, but Jersey is waging some typical paradise pot/kettle beef in that respect. And Biggie is thrilled to be with Orbi, but Orbi is visibly upset. Orbi never wanted to room with someone he was hooking up with, which he has said many times.

As the girls discuss the roommate situation, in front of the whole group, TD says that because she’s black so she doesn’t fit in. And a hush falls on the group. "What did you mean by that," asks Hobag. She immediately backs off from it and says didn't have anything else to say at the moment and that she wants to stay away from drama. Yeah, that’s why you play the race card. Then when Tania says responds by saying that that comment does spark drama, TD goes on her rant about saying things to her face, etc, etc, like she did the time with Biscuit except this time it makes even less sense and the first time was definitely debatable. Oh, honey. You are no Alphabutt. Then as usual she walks off. And...scene.

I have a grill in my mouth and therefore am definitely down with black people.

When I'm out of pretentious things to say in contexts that make no sense, I make monkey faces.

No one knows what to make of it. Scorpio tries to play PR guy and but it only pisses Hobag off. Hobag cries and Scorp holds her. She misses home and Scorpio says that he misses her already and is there for her. He says she is too awesome of a person to cry. And now you know: if you're awesome, don't cry. Ever. Or you won't be awesome perse with respect to awesomeness.

If only all scorpios acknowledged the hard work we do.

So, as a reader in the comments brought up last week: When did Jersey becoming a raging bitch? Or as I like to say in my day to day, a cuntry singer? Throughout the show she’s been all smiles and schoolgirl giggles, and now someone has seriously pissed in her cornflakes. I’m not going to blame Johnny Bravo when he was nekky on the breakfast table, but something has definitely shifted. I used to like you, landscaper.

That night Biggie and TD and Myrna are giggling and sticking their asses up in the air doggy-style for doggy-style fan “Model” Aaron and Jersey wants them to shut the hell up. She feels the originals are the most genuine and aren’t trying to screw anyone over. TD is an original, but she is no longer in the OG click. She refers to it a group orgy in the pool.

Chill out, Jersey. It's just a sexual position contest for a glass of orange juice.

James says that TD’s starting to become a slut with Chris because she’s desperate. Chris says that TD is the girl he is most attracted to, which is interesting because she’s also the only girl giving him the time of day.

In James and Biscuit’s room, Mike is dreading having to go shack up with TD, and over in her room, Jersey ignores “Model” Aaron the whole night. She puts her ugly silk pjs on and doesn’t let him get a feel of their soft silky touch. Mean Jersey!

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