Zach thinks that he's going to have an advantage knowing what goes on. He greets each guest and they all go up on the veranda to talk and drink. Scorp asks about his relationship with Amy (Did you have someone special?) and Zach says yes, as a matter of fact he did! He said that it was hard because he was a tough person to get along with then. But he and Amy had something special. Is she dead now? Can't they say what became of them? I'll be honest with you, all these years every now and then I would think about them for a second and wonder what they were doing and if they were still together. Living in LA like they said they were going to. Zach says this time he is only going to be focused on himself.
Biscuit believes that Zach's arrival was for James, because he's the current reigning hunk and this is a direct challenge to James's hunk leadership position. Scorp enters in and says it's completely mind-boggling. These guests are easily blown away. Paradise Hotel would totally pull a stunt like that. I'm surprised Toni hasn't barged in yet.
Zach traipses off to the single room and guess what is waiting for him! That's right. Hobag left the typical exit note for Zach and basically wrote a love letter for Scorp but for Zach to read. She had never met a "true soul" until she met Scorp. Blah blah blech. Zach says it sounds like they experienced what Amy and he did. Yeah, except without all the asshole-ishness. Scorp didn't blow her off after her slept with her the first night like a big dumb bo-hunk. This whole thing smells like a set-up.
Handwriting analysis shows this bitch is loose as hell.
And the OGs are trying hard to figure out a way to get Zach on their side. Why are there two sides? It's not like one "side" is going to win. Reality show contestants will never learn. Anyway, Biscuit says that Zach is most like her type. And apparently he is Grimace's type, too. Oh, Biscuit versus Grimace. Let the games begin! Come on, team! yells cheerleader Biscuit. Let's go to the pool and work him over!
So everyone gathers at the pool and Scorp plays PR guy saying that Zach should come to him with any questions and he will be happy to answer them in a timely fashion. Zach can't keep his eyes off Grimace, who saunters into the pool area in another atrocious showgirl outfit. Where does she find this crap?
If you're trying to impress Nomi Malone, you got the wrong show.
And the lines are drawn. Biscuit and Jersey versus Grimace, TD and Biggie. Unfortunately, the hotness is not in the OG's favor here. James says he definitely feels the heat of Zach's hotness, but doesn't think that Jersey is into him. Cut to Jersey telling us that Zach is definitely the guy that's most her type. Yahtzee!
The OGs are dominating though and hogging him hard. The non-OG girls sit around and lament this fact. They strike out again at lunch as Biscuit saves a spot next to her. "Model" proposes a toast to Zach in an attempt to kiss ass and seem like everything is one big party, but Zach isn't fooled. This ain't his first time at the rodeo. He's created divisions himself in his day! Biscuit says there is a huge division now and breaks it down for Zach. He asks who the originals are. He makes the observation that the women seem more divided and the men seem like they're at least trying to get along. Ah, such is life.
So you like to run around naked, you like to flash your ass, and you like your ridge touched? Got it.
While this is going on, the non-OGs make the poor decision to leave to get tequila shots, leaving the OGs to bond as much as they please and break down what's really going on. Except for Chris, who stays on behalf of his crew. Orbi talks about how he hooked up with Biggie and is over it. Downstairs, "Model" is drawling on about he has a better chance with uuuuus. TD says that she doesn't brown nose and that's why she hasn't gone up to him. Yes, if only more people were like TD.
Adopting an eastern religion is not going to fool us.
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Comments (3)
Great recap. I love that you are so familiar with the first season - that really added some flavor to your recapping of Zach's return.
I'm sad to know no one else will be returning - I'd love to see some more season one folks.
I can't join you in your affection for Biggie - she really has no actual personality. She's like the blow up doll of paradise island.
As for Truth or Dale - it's only slightly different than Pandora's box. Isn't the box pretty much "Truth"?
I'm ready for Myrna to leave and she can take TD with her.
1 of 3 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie | Posted on April 17, 2008 10:09 AM
Does Myrna seriously have any friends in real life? She sucks. I wish her profile wasn't private so you could investigate again for me!
Zach is hot.
They didn't show Jersey straddling scorp on the pg version of this show, that adds some more flavor!!
I really hate TD so i don't want her to benefit from Zach alligning with her, but i am looking forward to all these stupid fuckers turning on one another over the next few weeks. Could this show seriously last for 2 more months?
2 of 3 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on April 17, 2008 12:21 PM
I was thinking the same exact thing - when Biscuit went to talk to Grimace, if after she made her point she just sat there for awhile silently...that is definitely what I wouldn't done. I also hate TD...everything about her annoys me.
3 of 3 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on April 17, 2008 1:10 PM