When the group breaks down and wanders off in different directions for individual revelry, James and Zach discuss that Biggie is a swing vote and is in the middle for sure. Biggie then says herself that she could switch alliances.
I just thought she looked pretty here. That's all.
Later that night, Zach and Scorpy totally bond over the letter Hobag wrote to him. He starts by saying he feels like they're "related" because they went through the same thing and Scorp says in awe, Gasp! "You got a letter, didn't you?" They so went through the same thing. He says that he wants to share it with him and then repeats over and over that Scorp is the version of him. He feels like he was sent there to help each other out. Taking his stint on Paradise Hotel 2 to cosmic proportions.
Portrait of a "soul-toucher".
They dish about everything and Zach even asks him who he should pick as a roommate so as not to ruffle any feathers. Scorp also says Biggie would be the best pick to not get under anyone's skin, since she swings both ways (yeah, she does!).
So...Scorp and Grimace finally talk like three days later and Grimace won't take any accountability for the demise of our couple, trying to make it seem that Hobag did it to herself by picking Chris. STFU. And scorp rolls over and plays dead. Painfully she alphas him. She says that the game is to eliminate people and that's how it goes. And he says he doesn't want to argue. Man up, dude! That's not the behavior I expect from a Scorpio. She even ends the conversation, too, by saying they "have to get ready", so people aren't like [insert gasping noise]. Since when is Paradise on some urgent timetable? STFU.
Blah blah blah, "Love of your life". I can't find my MAC tranny mess eyeshadow. Can you only think of yourself at a time like this?
Next day at breakfast, the guys make fun of Grimace by talking about all the deep caressing and cuddling Scorp must have done with her last night. And he's all "Yeah, you have no idea." Grimace overhears this and makes a face. And sexy messenger has some fun news for the gang! The guys get to go deep sea fishing today and the girls get to get...waxed. What? These girls have been running around with rainforests between their legs this whole time? Poor things. Aren't they at a resort with access to full-time groomers? The girls are rightfully stoked.
Once the boys leave, the girls all watch each other get their hoohas waxed and giggle and scream and act dramatic about the whole thing, like they've never felt hot wax on their skin. It's a bit silly. But somewhere some creepy dude watched this segment like it was fetish porn. Although, admit it. Who doesn't get off on seeing this:
NICK!! SAVE ME!!!!!
On the boat, the guys gossip like a bunch of little bitches. The guys sound off on Grimace of course and James says that he wouldn't go for her because she's so high maintenance. (I officially announce the Grimace Challenge: Find a bitch that's more high maintenance.) And Scorp proclaims that the person Grimace digs the most is Grimace. Finally! Scorp lands one. Zach and Mikey are the two that catch fishes that day. Aw, the twinkies. They are the new James and RC. The fishies even look alike.
When they all gather together back at the hotel, they get another note from Sexy Messenger. Twice in one episode! Addressed to Biscuit, but for no apparent reason, yet again. And we learn that tonight the originals and the new guests will have separate dinners. Oh, time for the non-OGs to get Zach into their camp. It's a shame that they had to have the Hotel arrange that for them. Pussies. Anyway, some asshat goes, "Who are the new arrivals?" And Biscuit has to explain that it means anyone who is not original.
Right after the dinner announcement, Zach tells Grimace that she has to just get ready for dinner and is not allowed to primp. Her challenge is to just throw some clothes on and get to eatin'. Can she do it? Grimace says yes. Grimace believes that this dinner is going to give her and Zach the opportunity to know each other more. She wants to be his roommate. Zach is someone that she'd really like to spoke to.
Nevermind. Take the hour and a half.
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Comments (3)
Great recap. I love that you are so familiar with the first season - that really added some flavor to your recapping of Zach's return.
I'm sad to know no one else will be returning - I'd love to see some more season one folks.
I can't join you in your affection for Biggie - she really has no actual personality. She's like the blow up doll of paradise island.
As for Truth or Dale - it's only slightly different than Pandora's box. Isn't the box pretty much "Truth"?
I'm ready for Myrna to leave and she can take TD with her.
1 of 3 | Posted by TinkerbellAPixie | Posted on April 17, 2008 10:09 AM
Does Myrna seriously have any friends in real life? She sucks. I wish her profile wasn't private so you could investigate again for me!
Zach is hot.
They didn't show Jersey straddling scorp on the pg version of this show, that adds some more flavor!!
I really hate TD so i don't want her to benefit from Zach alligning with her, but i am looking forward to all these stupid fuckers turning on one another over the next few weeks. Could this show seriously last for 2 more months?
2 of 3 | Posted by DP Hooker | Posted on April 17, 2008 12:21 PM
I was thinking the same exact thing - when Biscuit went to talk to Grimace, if after she made her point she just sat there for awhile silently...that is definitely what I wouldn't done. I also hate TD...everything about her annoys me.
3 of 3 | Posted by yankeesfan | Posted on April 17, 2008 1:10 PM