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But...it turns out she can't. The Non-OG dinner becomes a hate on Grimace fest which is satisfying. Apparently Grimace did some primping and broke the rules. But she says she did it in her fifteen minute timeframe that was given to her. There was no fifteen minutes that I heard about, but Grimace insists Zach should be proud of her instead of busting her chops. Grimace is a multi-tasker, can't you see? She should be adored and rewarded for it. Grimace says that he wants her to be someone she isn't. Zach says he doesn't give a shit. He doesn't care what she does. He just wanted to see if she could do it. She says this is who I am, take it or leave it and the non-OGs appear stunned by her brazenness. And is it just me or is Chris looking mighty overwhelmed by everything these days? Seriously, we never hear a peep from him anymore.

Wassa goin' on?

Scorp whistles at the non-OGs right after, busting up the fun and announcing there is going to be a game of Truth of Dare, except he says Truth or "Dale", which is funny, because he doesn't mean to, but it actually could be one of his attempts at making things clever. And on a side note, Truth or Dare should be played all the time on this show. This is totally the type of show that should be dropping some truth bombs and slutty dares every week. The rules are if you opt out, you have to do a shot of tequila. Well, that's just lame. If anything juicy comes up on the truth or anything truly good comes up on the dare, we're just gonna get a bunch of drunks.

So the gang settles on a tarp or sleeping bag and gets down to business. Jersey goes to Zach first and he claims he's a "dare guy". He's dared to give a lapdance to a girl in the center of the tarp. And he immediately asks for a tequila shot. Way to go, dare guy.

Aaron pisses off TD by asking Chris if he'd "crush" her on camera. She doesn't want her name in there, but I don't think she's entitled to get mad over a question that wasn't even asked to her. TD, what happened to your quest for the truth? Don't you want him to be up front and say it "in your face? Chris says no anyway, so she shuts up.

Chris to James. He chooses truth, but it turns out to be a dare because he asks what sexual position he'd want to do Jersey in and they both enthusiastically demonstrate doggy style. Ew. Scorp likes it though and says he can't wait to "self-crush".

Ta-da!

Biggie asks Orbi a question and he says he wants truth and then adds that he know what it's going to be. We all do! And of course she asks him why he cut her off the ridge train. And he says honestly he wasn't feeling it. He only likes her as a friend. She seems a little hurt, but says it's cool. Aw, poor biggie. Don't hurt my girl!

Aaron asks Jersey and she says Dare. He tells her to pick the guy she finds most attractive and lay the best kiss on him that she's laid on anyone since she's been there. Who is she gonna pick? She seems a little confused at first, taking a little time to make up her mind, and James clearly thinks she's gearing up for him. And much to James's dismay, she picks Zach. HO! She gets on top of Zach and just goes to town. James plays nonchalant, but we all know he feels the pain.

Scorp dares James to show what he would do to a female and Jersey thinks it's gonna be her, but he immediately assures her in front of everyone that it WON'T be her. To attempt at a knife twist, he picks Grimace and mimes some sex. She is a bore about it and doesn't open her mouth, insisting she's not that "female". Bitch, please.

You kind of remind me of this wet fish we caught this afternoon...

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